These are promo shots for Katy Perry‘s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use it as a toboggan. Then have sex with it. It’s like an epic battle of emotions because I’m so sensitive yet mysterious like that dude chicks are always freaking out over. What’s his face? *snaps fingers* Justin Bieber.
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St Almos Fire | July 28, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Google Katy Perry Blonde… then look at her now.
God bless Hollywood. She was woof! before now she’s half decent a la Betty Paige…
Darwin | July 28, 2010 at 9:47 pm
oh STFU! Bettie Page was hella finer than that flat ass dawgy
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:53 pm
dayum, almost felt a chub startin! :)
FrankNfrtr | July 28, 2010 at 12:56 pm
What a nice example of PhotoShop modern art.
She looks like a giant piece of candy. Fake yet juicy sweet…….Yum.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
grr nothing topless though (colon-dash-shift-9)
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm
on that twitter link that is.. was that moderated away??
Richard McBeef | July 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm
how did you get hooked up with a paid to post gig?
Waiting for head transplant technology to come around before I start fapping it to KP.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 12:59 pm
pussy–put a flag over her face and do it for your country!
Turd Ferguson | July 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Smoking bod – would LOVE to see her JUST ONCE is some normal, sexy attire. A nice summer dress with non-lame hair and non-fluorescent nail colors.
How about a little black dress – something simple. I dont get the completely gay, bowl-cut hairdos all the time.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
i wana see her in playboy while she’s still got a semi tyte bod. as in THIS YEAR. bet it wouldnt stay on the shelves, like the time vanessa williams was in it.
testertest | July 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/01/05/look-lovely-talented-katy-perry#slide=11
a “normal” pic of her
Fredricj Salmão | July 28, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I would LOVE to see her JUST ONCE sitting on my johnson
Taz | July 28, 2010 at 1:07 pm
fits like a glove
pimp | July 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
she looks like she would have real tasty pussy and a clean asshole, would love to give her a good ass eating…
gil | July 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm
agreed
Richard McBeef, MD-MPH | July 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Many gastrointestinal infections are transmitted through the fecal-oral route and eating assholes is definitely not recommended.
Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 2:11 pm
They don’t care……they’re in luv.
Mc dlt | July 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
use a dental dam homie
pimp | July 28, 2010 at 2:17 pm
dental dam = 13-14 whiskey cokes?
gil | July 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm
fuck that, you ppl dont know what ur missing
pimp | July 28, 2010 at 3:17 pm
*high fives gil*
Richard McBeef, MD-MPH | July 28, 2010 at 4:03 pm
We will see who is High fiving who, when you show up in my office complaining of diarrhea and stomach cramps.
pimp | July 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
i already suffer from these symptoms, and it has nothing to do with the 40 weekly beers i drink…i blame it on the water.
Fredricj Salmão | July 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
hahahaha
Cock Dr | July 28, 2010 at 6:05 pm
LOL
Vito | July 28, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Oh hell, I’ve done it MILLIONS of times and have never gotten sick yet! Just be sure your lady is into hygiene and keeps herself clean. Or do it right after she showers or gets out of the pool. Right out of the pool and chances are better than average that her nipples will be hard as diamond cutters.
chris | August 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm
The anus has less Germs around it than the Human Mouth does, so there is nothing wrong with licking ass on a side note id lick Katys asshole too.
rick | July 28, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Thats what you call a perfect set of breasts.
Darwin | July 28, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Oh, no those are ugly small ass photo shopped tits. That cunt has overrrated small tits
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
It’s rubber doll!
hat if they marketed one that looked just like that?
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
damn with the typos, I meant what if
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm
bet some company like real doll will make one to your photo and specs if you ponied up the caysh
Internet Liar | July 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm
She has the same exact body as my girlfriend.
dude | July 28, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Damn, she is the most overrated woman since Madonna. None of you will be fapping it to her in ten years.
FrankNfrtr | July 28, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Now is the only thing that is real.
Vito | July 28, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Who gives a fuck about ten years? There’ll be someone else in ten years. She’s beautiful and should be enjoyed just as she is today.
And btw, the term “fapping” for masturbation hit the skids along with “nom nom nom,” which died an ignominious death along with “I’d hit that.”
justme | July 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Wonder what she’s gazing at? Give you a hint…I’m standing stage left…naked.
Rio DeGennaro | July 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
That’s not really a bikini. Isn’t that swim suit actually called a “two-piece”. Sexy bit of rubber though.
lori | July 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Talentless bimbo famous only for large breasts attempts to be “quirky” with stupid outfits and stupider bangs. Go away. I’m sick of looking at your stupid face.
Jack | July 28, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Those tits ain’t large honey, that’s just what happens when you go on the Pill. Katy Perry has small tits.
Will | July 28, 2010 at 6:07 pm
“Rubber bikini”??? It’s called LATEX and yes, it is Fetish wear.
captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:38 am
there isn’t much difference with a DILDO.
lady gaga 4eva | July 29, 2010 at 1:40 am
omg she sooo pretty! and fo haters u dont hve the balls to say u like her.
lola | July 29, 2010 at 5:47 am
what kind of ridiculous oversized breasts are you used to when nice D’s are considered small- how many babies has the last woman youve been with had to have boobs much larger than that? i mean reallY! those breasts (i would put them at D-E size) are as big as you can get without suffering from nasty sag.
hers are PERFECT size shape everything- i love you katy perry!
Jack | July 29, 2010 at 11:41 pm
What an uninspired dumb bitch you must be Lola, and you don’t know tits. Those are not even close to D’s! She’s just a 36C, if even that. Saw that foul cunt sitting with Lisa Nova and Lisa’s jugs were way bigger.
hahaha “BIG” those are not even close to an E in fact her stink wagon frame makes them look smaller. Katy Perry is just a stupid cunt with a flat ass and small tits. No waist to hip either just a fucking tooth paste tube on that Jesus freak stink pussy.
Gary | July 29, 2010 at 1:30 pm
that body is a great distraction from the fact that katy perry is mentally retarded.
YourMom | July 30, 2010 at 5:49 am
FAKE WHORE!
lola | July 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm
woah jack the hate! ok i mean i could be wrong but bra sizes vary so much its really hard to guess someones size, i am officially a 30e but look smaller than katy perry as my frame is much much smaller than hers- i guess i look a c/d.
anyway jack please be honest with yourself if not with me, but have you ever even kissed a girl as hot as katy perry? because i really REALLY dont think you have.