Katy Perry in a Rubber Bikini

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2010

These are promo shots for Katy Perry‘s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use it as a toboggan. Then have sex with it. It’s like an epic battle of emotions because I’m so sensitive yet mysterious like that dude chicks are always freaking out over. What’s his face? *snaps fingers* Justin Bieber.