These are promo shots for Katy Perry‘s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use it as a toboggan. Then have sex with it. It’s like an epic battle of emotions because I’m so sensitive yet mysterious like that dude chicks are always freaking out over. What’s his face? *snaps fingers* Justin Bieber.
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Google Katy Perry Blonde… then look at her now.
God bless Hollywood. She was woof! before now she’s half decent a la Betty Paige…
oh STFU! Bettie Page was hella finer than that flat ass dawgy
dayum, almost felt a chub startin! :)
What a nice example of PhotoShop modern art.
She looks like a giant piece of candy. Fake yet juicy sweet…….Yum.
grr nothing topless though (colon-dash-shift-9)
on that twitter link that is.. was that moderated away??
how did you get hooked up with a paid to post gig?
Waiting for head transplant technology to come around before I start fapping it to KP.
pussy–put a flag over her face and do it for your country!
Me like!
She is one sexy lady….me like!
sport
Smoking bod – would LOVE to see her JUST ONCE is some normal, sexy attire. A nice summer dress with non-lame hair and non-fluorescent nail colors.
How about a little black dress – something simple. I dont get the completely gay, bowl-cut hairdos all the time.
i wana see her in playboy while she’s still got a semi tyte bod. as in THIS YEAR. bet it wouldnt stay on the shelves, like the time vanessa williams was in it.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/01/05/look-lovely-talented-katy-perry#slide=11
a “normal” pic of her
I would LOVE to see her JUST ONCE sitting on my johnson
I fucking love that body
fits like a glove
I, for one, am happy with Katy Perry’s recent interest in latex.
she looks like she would have real tasty pussy and a clean asshole, would love to give her a good ass eating…
agreed
Many gastrointestinal infections are transmitted through the fecal-oral route and eating assholes is definitely not recommended.
They don’t care……they’re in luv.
use a dental dam homie
dental dam = 13-14 whiskey cokes?
fuck that, you ppl dont know what ur missing
*high fives gil*
We will see who is High fiving who, when you show up in my office complaining of diarrhea and stomach cramps.
i already suffer from these symptoms, and it has nothing to do with the 40 weekly beers i drink…i blame it on the water.
hahahaha
LOL
Oh hell, I’ve done it MILLIONS of times and have never gotten sick yet! Just be sure your lady is into hygiene and keeps herself clean. Or do it right after she showers or gets out of the pool. Right out of the pool and chances are better than average that her nipples will be hard as diamond cutters.
The anus has less Germs around it than the Human Mouth does, so there is nothing wrong with licking ass on a side note id lick Katys asshole too.
Thats what you call a perfect set of breasts.
Oh, no those are ugly small ass photo shopped tits. That cunt has overrrated small tits
She needs to ditch the wigs. They make her hair Look like it was on the losing end of a Care Bear Bukkaki.
LMAO
she needs a whip
It’s rubber doll!
hat if they marketed one that looked just like that?
damn with the typos, I meant what if
bet some company like real doll will make one to your photo and specs if you ponied up the caysh
I, too welcome my rubber overlord, Katy Perry.
She has the same exact body as my girlfriend.
Damn, she is the most overrated woman since Madonna. None of you will be fapping it to her in ten years.
Now is the only thing that is real.
Who gives a fuck about ten years? There’ll be someone else in ten years. She’s beautiful and should be enjoyed just as she is today.
And btw, the term “fapping” for masturbation hit the skids along with “nom nom nom,” which died an ignominious death along with “I’d hit that.”
Wonder what she’s gazing at? Give you a hint…I’m standing stage left…naked.
Wow. totally hot in the rubber bikini. Someone give me a URL where I can buy one online.
You can sculpt a custom bikini out of liquid latex (Which i assume Katy Perry is wearing here, but i also assume you probably already knew that). I´d be lying if i said i don´t love a hot lady wearing rubber. =P
That’s not really a bikini. Isn’t that swim suit actually called a “two-piece”. Sexy bit of rubber though.
So, I get it….
Be smoking hot, start to dress like a freak or Lady Gaga = success and popularity in music today.
Nah, its simplerer than that:
Be smoking hot = Success.
(Then, not necessarily in this order: less success, sex tape, reality show, hit & run, detox, and finally stretching meaningless existence into utter irrelevance until reaching a nirvana-like state of leathery shaunasandness.)
Talentless bimbo famous only for large breasts attempts to be “quirky” with stupid outfits and stupider bangs. Go away. I’m sick of looking at your stupid face.
Those tits ain’t large honey, that’s just what happens when you go on the Pill. Katy Perry has small tits.
“Rubber bikini”??? It’s called LATEX and yes, it is Fetish wear.
she looks stupid as fuck, i can’t believe guys are turned on by this photoshopped artificial crap created by other guys sitting in front of a computer. stupid as hell talking about california girls and their tans when she’s pale as hell. trying to be creative with her image um take off that dumb ass wig and try to sing and dance on stage in those heels, if that’s what you wanna look like now, and fall on your lame ass
Um i’m suprised no one noticed the stripper shoes, but i guess she practically is one anyway.
Saw her in concert twice last year, she looks, signs and dances GREAT!
She makes Christianity seem almost like fun.
there isn’t much difference with a DILDO.
omg she sooo pretty! and fo haters u dont hve the balls to say u like her.
what kind of ridiculous oversized breasts are you used to when nice D’s are considered small- how many babies has the last woman youve been with had to have boobs much larger than that? i mean reallY! those breasts (i would put them at D-E size) are as big as you can get without suffering from nasty sag.
hers are PERFECT size shape everything- i love you katy perry!
What an uninspired dumb bitch you must be Lola, and you don’t know tits. Those are not even close to D’s! She’s just a 36C, if even that. Saw that foul cunt sitting with Lisa Nova and Lisa’s jugs were way bigger.
hahaha “BIG” those are not even close to an E in fact her stink wagon frame makes them look smaller. Katy Perry is just a stupid cunt with a flat ass and small tits. No waist to hip either just a fucking tooth paste tube on that Jesus freak stink pussy.
i Jus LOve HEr
Muah
that body is a great distraction from the fact that katy perry is mentally retarded.
I think they air brushed a muffin top out of one of these. Seems she doesn’t like to show anything below her belly button on anything but a still shot
but she is pretty hot
FAKE WHORE!
woah jack the hate! ok i mean i could be wrong but bra sizes vary so much its really hard to guess someones size, i am officially a 30e but look smaller than katy perry as my frame is much much smaller than hers- i guess i look a c/d.
anyway jack please be honest with yourself if not with me, but have you ever even kissed a girl as hot as katy perry? because i really REALLY dont think you have.
If u want 2 talk 2 me hit me up on oovoo 4 live chats!
wowwww… to hot for words.if only i was 13 years older……..
she most really like latex