Katy Perry Might Be Taking This Hillary Clinton Thing A Bit Too Far
While some people are afraid this FBI bullshit might cost Hillary Clinton the election, I think we should probably be more concerned about the long-term effects of Katy Perry’s unholy nightmare costume. If scientists cloned a human and it came out looking like this, someone would have to shoot it in the face before it predicted the future. Just goddammit.
“Excuse me, ma’am. Will you be voting for Hillary Clinton on Election Day?”
“Nope. I saw a picture of her on the internet, and she looked like Angela Lansbury melted and wants to eat my kids. Fuck all that.”
See? This is what I’m talking about.