Here’s Katy Perry in the Bahamas yesterday and can someone explain to me how the hell her ass looks better in a pair of Granny panties than it does in this bikini? Granted, she’s apparently been knocking back cans of Bud Light since Friday, I was always under the impression that beer made women look more attractive. Or am I looking at this the wrong way? *focuses on her breasts* I was.
Photos: Mavrix, Splash News
yum.
All you female haters, Men love Katy.
This is the best body type to have as a partner. Great Body for Sex.
This is what MOST Men want. Look at Mad Men and the way we love Christina Hendricks.
?? Bro. That’s not a Christina Hendricks body, CH outclasses katy Perry by about five cup sizes and six inches around the hips. Perry just looks like she jacked up her birth control. She’s ugly and some saggy Cs can’t change it. Don’t drag my big bodacious Hendricks down like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDebwTnsud0
No tits on Katy Perry here. She’s just a stupid dumb ugly ass cunt.
No tits here either. She’s an estrogen abuser:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1176329
shes ugly and her head is full of shit
Cellulite central:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1255552
you sir are a grade a moron..congrats on your status
let me make this very very VERY clear! 99% OF THESE KIDS RUNNING THEIR YAPPERS IN HERE COULD’NT BE FARTHER FROM UNEMPLOYED THEN A BOX OF F*** HAIR!….this is an atrocity ( look it up morons, yes it is a word) this chick is phenomenol and your online fantasies really wont do anyone justice…let me give you a tad of advice…try dating vs. jerking off to your fantasy and see how she ranks with your fellow fast food female employee ;) You people are the most pathetic group of craptastic losers i’ve EVER run across period…congrats on your achievement! Open your eyes and shut down your porn….Kids…you’ll never meet a woman that you are able to even buy a drink this good looking…grow up and wipe the jizz off your computer screen losers…JESUS CHRIST
I still don’t lie this chick, even with the big tits.
Check out Those Jugs! :)
I think that is what we are all doing.
shes not ugly fool
Those aint “jugs” that’s just an average ugly chick with some saggy little c cups and no ass. HUGE? what the fuck?
She’s got double d’s. you’re a dumbass
What are you 16 yaers old? DDs? goofle kate Jennings or Diora Baird- NOW THOSE are chick with some honkin DDs. katy Perry has saggy ass little C cups. I know DDs my girlfriend has em. That ugly bitch is NO DD
Katy Perry has no tits, YES NO TITS , if you watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDebwTnsud0
So she’s triple doing on ortho novum dial pack plus her shoulders are too small for her frame so it makes those saggy pancakes look bigger than they are.
EKA!
WTF is the new banner girl? Why isn’t Erin up there? Get your programming monkeys on that, STAT!
there are no proggraming monkeys, he is the only guy runningt his shitty site thats why shit never gets done
oh, no wonder it’s taking so long, but a promise is a promise, we came and we voted, where’s the banner girl?
The fans are getting restless
You’re right, we came.
you’re teh gay
That’s because having a giant rack leads the eye away from problem areas. You know, like, the rest of her.
“Giant” ? What are you into Dakota Fanning? That’s not even a full D cup. katy Perry’s got a way too small rack for her dumb fuck pasty bod.
Thank you.
Amazing how much better she looks in:
A. bikini
B. Sunglasses to hide those awful eyes
C. bikini
X100 Totally agree.
Thought I was the only one who wasnt feeling her ugly creepy eyes… ooverated….not pretty or sexxy and talks too much
Holy fuckin ingrown hair! If that’s not a tumor, I’d send out press kits claiming it was. Oh wait…photoshop. Gotcha. *runs off to photoshop all my hideous ass pics* KIDDING! you can’t get my ass into one frame!
Bra has surpassed recommended load. Signs of strain on the straps……
of course she looked better in those grannypannies, they were wet and see thru :P
She smokes.
Dammit.
Time to find a new celebrity crush.
That’s bad.
Please allow me to flood your lower intestines with ropes of my my warm, yogurt-thick ejaculate.
I must be the only guy in the world that thinks this chick is fugly. A semi-decent rack doesn’t make up for her face/abs/stumpy legs etc.
a real man will screw anything within reason. and she’s def within reason :)
No, there are plenty of gay men who think that.
well put bro. That is barely semi-decent. WAY to small titties for that hulking hunchy carcass of her’s.
Thats some huge tits!
Bud light huh… an aristocrat….
It must be the cigarettes that ruined her ass. Smoking detroys collagen and the ass is the first place it shows up. Next her face will be all wrinkled. Too bad, I bet it was a nice ass at one time.
Anyone know the name of her bikini? Style, etc.
Granny’s Undies®
I hooked up with a big-legged gal like that once. I, too, was perplexed with the breasts. I never called her back.
From the memoirs. You’re welcome.
oh she looks super pretty and curvy here- lucky Russell!
so she has a nice rack and she’s a smoker (which generally indicates that she willingly gives anal) but her thighs look like they are set to busy out and then there’s the issue with her face.
False. Smoking does not lead to anal. But, the reverse of often true.
No, brit is right. A woman willing to take tar in her lungs is willing to take man-sauce in her rectum.
I don’t like her, she just looks like a village girl simpleton milkmaiden to me.
Why is she posted almost everyday – there are plentry of other women with giant breasts
Avoid!
If that is “giant” then your dick must be a peanut.
Great boobs. All the rest, yuck.
umm have i stumbled onto supermodel daters anonymous or something?
she has a cute face and nice body. the end. in that pic she has no make up on and looks cold as hell and is all wet from the water so her face wont look so great but it still looks nice imo. her body looks pretty toned but still curvy. she is cute yo! and btw before you say it- no im not a 300lb single black mother – im probably slimmer than katy perry and work out 3x a week
Hey Lola, wanna go out? :)
Anyway…I guess all that California Gurls tan was fake. She’s whiter than the Twilight vampires
No curves. Cunt face katy is a man with a C cup.
Lola: you should be **** in the head like Bin Laden
For singing about Calfornia girls being so hot and shit, she looks like she has never seen the light of day!…. Fucking vampire with huge tits is all she is…get a tan you vapid cunt.
she has the potential to be ridiculously hot if she were to work out. she needs tone desperately.
I’ve got to disagree with all the Adam Lamberts here – she’s plenty fuckable. But then again, I don’t know the first thing about eyeliner.
She has borderline cankles. Great upper body (read: boobs) but terrible legs.
she doesn’t look good in a bikini!
and i was suprised by that! always thought she was hot
Great bod! Sunglass cover her face nicely.
That is a butt not even John Stagliano can love.
i came
Fish, stop stalling, where’s the banner girl
Holy TITS those look fun! I want to see them unleashed!
God she’s ridiculously perfect.
My boyfriend says she’s a scary man giant, but I think she’s gorgeous. I honestly don’t think I could be around that ass without giving it a good hard smack or atleast a little nibble.
OMG what happened to her …….face?? NOOOOooooooooooo
I SPY A JEW!
i want her to jack me off with her asshole…
Wow, she’s really packing on the pounds. Looks no where near as good as she did here http://www.thesuperficial.com/katy_perry_in_a_bikini-12-2008 DIE RUSSELL BRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In response to the previous topless photoshopped picture of Katy Perry can someone take photo #1 and Photoshop a cock in her hand? Please?
Its “music” sucks hard, but I would bop this talentless slag.
See now? This is why I LOVE The Su-motherfucking-perficial!
Now that’s more like it.
Tits.
The only reason to pay attention to this talentless whore.
She always seems to have a banging body.
I can’t stand her but, holy crap I have never been more tempted to squeeze a pair of breasts as much as I am now. Perfection.
Bitch you don’t know tits then or you have some ghetto standards.
I wish I had her figure. And she looks good without make up too. Ugh, jealous.
My god her tits are fantastic, I would like to motorboat them
Hate the fact that they’re actually real and not fake. That’s some good genetics right thur.
Those are not that big at all. And what is there is saggy. They’ll dissapear after the first kid. Strictly for wimps who have no experience with big breasted women and need a boy with a c cup. Brooklyn Decker pisses over her
So does Christina Hendricks and Kim K!