Katy Perry Dressed Like Jessica Rabbit

December 6th, 2010 // 114 Comments

As advertised.

Proving her large, soft, ample love for America, Katy Perry wore more than just one outfit during The USO presents “VH1 Divas Salute The Troops” over the weekend. Here she is wooing the crowd in the iconic red dress made famous by Jessica Rabbit, our nation’s most sexually desirable cartoon character since Stinkor Pamela Anderson. She also wore two other numbers (here and here) that I’m not making posts about because, frankly, I’m getting tired of coming up with things to say about her boobs. I’m sure Katy Perry does other stuff, but then again, does she really? *strokes chin* Does she really…

Photos: Getty, WireImage

superficial

  1. bangable

    Slut.

  2. dirtbag

    cunt

  3. Richard McBeef

    enough of this dog.

  4. Lola

    Bof, she is not redhead…

  5. Doc

    Another Katy Perry post… Shocker!!! But do NOT take that as a complaint… As much as she annoys me, I cannot take my eyes off of her or get enough of her… more please!

    • abe vigoda's eyebrows

      she’s not very pretty, IMO. Her body is good, but it does not make up for the fact she is a no talent hack.

  6. Cher X

    Every time you post a Katy Perry picture, a kitten dies.

    • FattyFatty2X4

      No No No Cher.
      Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his or her buffalo wild wings.

    • anonymous

      no no no…I think it is if you post a picture of Katy Perry killing kittens and eating buffalo wings, Tinkerbell lives again.

  7. josh

    Fat legs. Do not want.

    • GUY

      your fucking blind you dipshit. Her lugs are beutiful, one of her best features.
      Just cuz you are a lame motha fucka that wants twig stick legs that break when touched. Go find yourself a 5’5″ 70lb stick figure you sick dumb fuck

    • james

      I acutally love girls with thick legs,
      MORE CUSHING FOR THE PUSHING
      I also love when the have a fat thick vagina, GOD I love eating that, my mouth and cheeks all covered

      • Motherfuckers is ENGLISH DEAD?????

        GUY:

        Her lugs are beautiful? WTF are lugs???? beutiful?

        The saying is More CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN …. CUSHION … not Cushing …

        THEY have a fat thick Vagina … THEY … T. H. E. Y. …

        I don’t expect to read Shakespeare or HG Wells when I come on here but mother fucker at least LEARN TO SPELL a word or two!!! Ebonics is NOT the official language of the United States or Canada.

      • nonminti

        that was fun to read :D

      • Laughing my FUCKing ASS off.
        I am having a bad day, because of an English test I forgot to turn in no less. So I came in here looking for blood and seeing this bitch in the iconic Jessica outfit was like really? I don’t think she is fat, yes her boobies are above average, mine are bigger, they are just mammary glands (if her acne scarred face was removed from the picture I would be like “If I was a boxer I would bounce those things like Sugar Ray.” ) I just want to reslit my wrist seeing this worthless fuck get paid. AT LEAST SHE GOT FUCKED IN LIFE BY GETTING A “catch” LIKE Mr. Brand… THAT’s gonna last.
        Best of Luck Katy…. wait no, I still hate you.
        :)

      • james

        at DAnte Im srorry that I mispeled the worsds man, sory bro I was juts typin in a hurry ya know, \

        hEy bro relax or beter yet CHIIAX :D tak dept breath and coundt to 10

      • direchef

        Well putt.

      • some dickhead

        @Dante I’m glad you said it because I was thinking it.

      • anonymous

        I don’t see fat legs or a thick vag. All I see is the world’s largest forehead prying her eyes open with so much force, Katy’s become goggled eyed.

  8. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Sassyfrass
    Commented on this photo:

    That, too, could also have been John Mayor.

  9. Mia

    “I’m not a breathing blow up doll. I’m just drawn that way”

  10. direchef

    Regardless of what three eunuchs and one clearly envious chick(?) say, this is right on every level.

  11. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    Me like*
    * This endorsement by FrankNfrtr does not reflect approval of Kate Parry’s singing, only approval of her rubber clad ass. Thank U.

  12. Lancelot

    Katy Perry not only has great tits, she has fabulous legs. Josh must be queer.

    • horn dog

      Eh, I guess…too bad she “sings” and is generally annoying.

    • abe vigoda's eyebrows

      once again, taste in beauty is PERSONAL. If Josh doesn’t think she has great legs, it does not make him gay, or stupid.

      idiots.

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    Herpderp
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you, Superficial. This is why we fight. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  14. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    The panties appear to also be red & sparkly.

  15. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a lousy singer, but she does know how to use her stage person (aka tits) to sell the schlock.
    Sparkly red panties don’t hurt either.

  16. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    The shot of the male dancer’s sweaty hairy armpit kinda ruins this one for me.

  17. Salad Face

    Fish, you do to gossip blogs what Ben Roethlisberger does to women who say no.

    A true gift- that is you. Blessings upon you this holiday season.

  18. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at Jerome back there thinking “god DAMN I would tear that ass UP”. Classic.

  19. molly

    katy perry is hot and has a nice rack but goddamn it those boobs are getting boring. i swear there’s a katy perry’s cleavage post every day

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    Jennny
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously, a lot of what she wears is something baton twirlers could wear in front of marching bands.

  21. zil

    Noticeably Absent: Amber Heard coming out as lesbo.

  22. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    First
    Commented on this photo:

    First!!!

  23. I think Fish has a crush on Katy Perry!!!

    • Vito

      I say someone has to pull her off to the side and talk her into showing us what she’s working with. I, too, have a crush on Katy Perry, but if I don’t see some flesh pretty fucking soon I’m going to jump ship to Megan Fox. At least she’ll pose nude for…oh, she won’t?…FUCK!!! Nevermind.

  24. Cardinal Fang

    I see keep ‘em coming.

  25. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    You ruined it Katy.

  26. **Slaps my forehead …** Let me guess …

    I SAY keep ‘em coming … Say …

    and before you or anyone else call me a looser … it’s LOSER … at leasst get THAT right ….

  27. *least … Mother fuckers now I’M SPELLING LIKE YOU!!!! AAAAAAACK!!!!!

  28. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Annie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this spandex paint shit all she wears now? We get it–youre tiny as fuck and have huge jugs

  29. See Alice

    BORING Katy is getting old . Time for her to show more .

  30. CptCreep

    So, she dresses like this and performs in front of a bunch of guys who have not had sex in months and have no privacy to spank the monkey… Which side is she on?

  31. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Commented on this photo:

    just. awesome.

  32. thepinktaco

    she has the kind of legs you could suck on all day.

    • Dorian Gray

      I’d never last giving her a foot massage. My hands would rapidly start to climb jacob’s ladder.

  33. Too bad her voice sounds like Roger Rabbit.

  34. some dickhead

    meh

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    Fool
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies & Gentlemen…we have found our Wonderwoman !

  36. One week from the gym and she’d plump up like a Ball Park Frank…get it while it lasts.

  37. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Sman
    Commented on this photo:

    I didnt even notice until i read what you said. Why are you looking there?

  38. Nickman802

    Jessica Rabbit was a fire crotch. I know. Also, she’s a skinny Rosie O Donnell.

  39. chasegrebb

    What the fuck? I’m in the navy and those breasts were nowhere near me. Distinctly Un-American (Sam Eagle)

  40. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes she is.

  41. jojo

    Why doesn’t give up the singing and just feed a double headed dildo into her gaping orifices?

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    Brenda
    Commented on this photo:
  43. Mama Pinkus

    finally heard this gal singing (on that Kathy Griffin TSO thing) – Ms. Perry has a powerful voice but I don’t think it sounds that great

  44. matti

    all you haters would cream your pants if you got within 20 yards of her.

  45. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Boys, this is what we’re fighting for.

  46. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    chopperdave
    Commented on this photo:

    yummyhot,thankxs katy,luv u

  47. chopperdave

    she is hot,not a dancer,but i like her ,there is so many others,to hate much more than her,you haters!!!!

  48. slapkatyperry

    Jessica rabbit is a red head you stupid bitch! Not only is this whore drawn bad she is bad; like eating a whole bag of Habanero potato chips when you have hemorrhoids. That’s bad.

  49. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    I just got a flashback boner.

  50. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Wtfreally?
    Commented on this photo:

    Really guys? What is with all the she is ugly stuff? Wow. I guess I am using the interwebz poorly. Could someone point me to the “hotter” chicks? You know the ones you must be comparing her against…ones that actually exist and have photographic evidence of this hotness? I am guessing that if they have the prolific pictures out there she does, we should be able to find them! Or are all these chicks imaginary… or perhaps their time has passed… or little known?

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