I was actually being serious up there. Is she Amish now?
Anyway, before we dive into the Super Bowl, here’s Katy Perry selling the hell out of her new fragrance “Purr” in Mexico City yesterday while also enticing no less than half the male population to immigrate to America. “Gigante jarras o muerte!” were the people’s cries, for their transgressions were many.
JUAN: Tomaremos sus tacos del Hombre Esqueleto. ¡Para México!
HECTOR: Eso suena un poco “rapey,” ¿no te parece?
JUAN: Un poco. Un poco.
Photos: Splash News
I’d do her 24/7.
Great now I gotta go to google translator. It is a damn shame I took French in H.S. and not Spanish.
it’s Mexican
umm taco, mexicans speak spanish
taco….spanish is the language they speak in mexico
i can’t stand her anymore… i used to want to do her too, but now if i hear one continuous minute her music i just want to kill as many people as i have to to get to the radio to turn it off… turn it oooooooffffff!!!
Easy solution. Don’t turn on your radio while fucking her and if she starts singing about fireworks, flip her over, do her doggystyle in the ass so she has to bite a pillow the whole time!!!
You are most welcome!!!
dos bueno chachas
look kids, it’s the tit fairy!
So much tits, now we final get a pussy shot.
I think we need to see her tits in their entirety. Then, since she’d be dropping trou to show off her pussy, we could see her ass, too.
I want to live between those.
Seriously, I do.
in other words you wish you were a bacteria
It would be rather like living in between two bowl-shaped jello molds that have been in the fridge for about 3 weeks and have gotten dehydraded and go “thunk” when you flick them/
0.o
“I can’t hear so well. I wasn’t sure if you said ‘Show us your kitty’ or …”
Does she really believe the titty-screen will keep people from sucking on them?
Dude, those had me sucking on my computer monitor.
Iont care. It still doesnt make up for the fact that she looks like the demon seed without makeup on.
I’m pretty sure the same goes for most women without makeup on. When I get up in the mornings I look exactly how I feel.
oh of course, she should get up earlier and put her make up before her beau gets up.
Who is this girl? All I ever hear about her is titties…Is this one of Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends? (sarcasm)
Damn.
Nice….dress.
That’s an excellent dress to show off the twins.
Unlike many of her previous frocks this one actually appears to fit her breasts rather than simply punishing them.
NICE CAR TAN, OVERRATED AMAZON BITCH
The wart on her chest is growing.
I would check her for cancer.
His NAME is Russell!
that sicko brand keeps sucking me like there’s no tomorrow
how the hell did a nip slip not happen with a dress like that :(
Katy… Katy… Katy… You were hotter before you got married. Now stop silently regretting your marriage and go get a damn divorce!
America’s first cosplay idol. Like Pearl Harbor with giant tits and empty eyes.
Damn it.
It’s the least she can do to draw attention away from her face.
Paperbag it. It’s the only way.
I can’t stand her retard face.
Jesus, those are big breasts.
Good morning, Vicar!
I don’t mean to sound disapproving — because really, I’ve never been more approving in my entire life — but at this point, she might as well just walk around topless.
Actually, plain naked would be even better.
Totally untalented chick. Face is kinda fucked up, totally manufactured fake singer (who’s a failed christian singer, remanufactured by her manager to be an “edgy” faux bisexual who’s “dorky like all the other girls”). The absolutely only thing this chick has going for her is her tits. When they start to flatten & droop, she’ll be sucking off random dudes in back alleyways for rent money…
Well said, moron. Now shut the fuck up and go find a catholic priest to ‘confess your sins to’.
Sure she is Dr. Tittie right now. But when that makeup comes off it is Mrs. Hyde.
Katy Perry is smokin hot.
Looks like one of the Mexican’s tagged her for his own.
Fish, this is M.I.P. material.
if it werent for those boobs, she would not be famous, and russel brand would not have married her.
Finally we can agree on something Adolf.
Rofl @ this exchange.
hahahahahaa, fish should make exchanges eligible for best comment of the week
LMAO
omg that is the funnest thing ever!!!!! hahaha
titty perry is annoying and untalented. all she has going for her is her breasts, and she knows this.
Have u ever heard her voice when she isn’t singing? Ugh. Not that her singing voice is great, but still better than non singing voice.
She has nice makeup, hair, nails, and breasts though.
When you find something that works, stick with it.
yeah,that amazes me how far you can go having only big breasts. Damn :)
I love her mouth
I know there is a lot of “smoke and mirrors” going on here with panels and mesh, but if you kinda’ squint a little…TITTIES!
Its easy for someone to get fake boobs and wear a lot of make-up to look good. Can we see some real beauty for a change????
Her boobs are real. As for her no makeup “natural” beauty… not so much
omg… i hate it when i hear this… you know she’s a knockout whether she’s fresh out of bed or whatever.
This dress is hideous. Minus the breasts showing,
Too bad that pizza face would scare a bulldog off a meat truck. Do it the American Way, put a flag over her face and f*ck her.
Yes, I’d like to motorboat those tits, but still…desperate, much? Looks like someone is (literally) pulling out the bigs guns because her name hasn’t been in the news much lately. Plus…she looks like she smells of baby doll rubber, shame, and KY…all covered in purfume that she might as well have called “Vagina.”
Anybody that says “motorboat” = cubicle dork that never did such a thing or anything close or probly never even had sex with another person. Now get back to work dreamer.
I’m sure Jesus is very proud.
There’s gotta be a nicer looking dress that will show off the girls. I can’t look away from its startling ugliness. It’s ruining this for me.
cannot wait to read this obituary
Is the perfume bad enough to require her to wear a sneeze guard over her tits? What is it made of, pollen?
Maybe Selma Blair can convince Katy to let her kid feed on those things so it doesn’t starve.
Well, when you can’t write music, or dance, or sing…you may as well show off your cleavage as frequently as possible.
I think even Britney was a less manufactured popstar than this chick.
Absolutely Gorgeous!
I’m so sick of that ugly-eyed bitch.
how can you say her eyes are ugly? :|
haha now you can’t say she stuffs her bra anymore
She could still be stuffed in that dress, from the side and held with tape.
WHORE!!!
Can you spell S.L.U.T.?
BUTTERFACE, honestly when u see her upclose in interviews not all airbrushed she’s really kinda fug and so caked on with makeup its ridiculous, her tits is what makes her “hot”, I think a REAL beautiful girl with small boobs could beat her anyday
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Fucking gravity, How does it work?
She needs to buy bigger egg plants…
Om nom nom…
Die, bitch!
mine are bigger
prove it.
Sad that you feel the need to draw attention to yourself. So what if yours are bigger? Go get famous and put on a slutty dress so we can look at you. No? Then shut up.
God Bless Her and thanks for sharing!