Katy Perry Doesn’t Show Enough Chest

February 7th, 2011 // 114 Comments

I was actually being serious up there. Is she Amish now?

Anyway, before we dive into the Super Bowl, here’s Katy Perry selling the hell out of her new fragrance “Purr” in Mexico City yesterday while also enticing no less than half the male population to immigrate to America. “Gigante jarras o muerte!” were the people’s cries, for their transgressions were many.

JUAN: Tomaremos sus tacos del Hombre Esqueleto. ¡Para México!
HECTOR: Eso suena un poco “rapey,” ¿no te parece?
JUAN: Un poco. Un poco.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Dorian Gray

    I’d do her 24/7.

  2. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    dos bueno chachas

  3. gogo

    look kids, it’s the tit fairy!

  4. Steve

    So much tits, now we final get a pussy shot.

    • vitobonespur

      I think we need to see her tits in their entirety. Then, since she’d be dropping trou to show off her pussy, we could see her ass, too.

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    André
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to live between those.

    Seriously, I do.

    • gogo

      in other words you wish you were a bacteria

    • LEB

      It would be rather like living in between two bowl-shaped jello molds that have been in the fridge for about 3 weeks and have gotten dehydraded and go “thunk” when you flick them/

  6. Hemingway

    0.o

  7. DKNY

    “I can’t hear so well. I wasn’t sure if you said ‘Show us your kitty’ or …”

  8. anonymous

    Does she really believe the titty-screen will keep people from sucking on them?

  9. Mortimer Duke

    Iont care. It still doesnt make up for the fact that she looks like the demon seed without makeup on.

  10. Kevin

    Who is this girl? All I ever hear about her is titties…Is this one of Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends? (sarcasm)

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn.
    Nice….dress.

  12. Cock Dr

    That’s an excellent dress to show off the twins.
    Unlike many of her previous frocks this one actually appears to fit her breasts rather than simply punishing them.

  13. Gab

    The wart on her chest is growing.

  14. how the hell did a nip slip not happen with a dress like that :(

  15. Oh Snap

    Katy… Katy… Katy… You were hotter before you got married. Now stop silently regretting your marriage and go get a damn divorce!

  16. equinox

    America’s first cosplay idol. Like Pearl Harbor with giant tits and empty eyes.

    Damn it.

  17. It’s the least she can do to draw attention away from her face.

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    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, those are big breasts.

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    Derek117
    Commented on this photo:

    Good morning, Vicar!

  20. XFX

    I don’t mean to sound disapproving — because really, I’ve never been more approving in my entire life — but at this point, she might as well just walk around topless.

  21. Huh?

    Totally untalented chick. Face is kinda fucked up, totally manufactured fake singer (who’s a failed christian singer, remanufactured by her manager to be an “edgy” faux bisexual who’s “dorky like all the other girls”). The absolutely only thing this chick has going for her is her tits. When they start to flatten & droop, she’ll be sucking off random dudes in back alleyways for rent money…

    • Steve Ross

      Well said, moron. Now shut the fuck up and go find a catholic priest to ‘confess your sins to’.

  22. GravyLeg

    Sure she is Dr. Tittie right now. But when that makeup comes off it is Mrs. Hyde.

  23. Rico

    Katy Perry is smokin hot.

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    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like one of the Mexican’s tagged her for his own.

  25. adolf hitler

    if it werent for those boobs, she would not be famous, and russel brand would not have married her.

  26. scarlet leaves

    titty perry is annoying and untalented. all she has going for her is her breasts, and she knows this.

    • suck it

      Have u ever heard her voice when she isn’t singing? Ugh. Not that her singing voice is great, but still better than non singing voice.
      She has nice makeup, hair, nails, and breasts though.

    • Cowboy Bertram

      When you find something that works, stick with it.

    • nonminti

      yeah,that amazes me how far you can go having only big breasts. Damn :)

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her mouth

  28. I know there is a lot of “smoke and mirrors” going on here with panels and mesh, but if you kinda’ squint a little…TITTIES!

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    mw
    Commented on this photo:

    Its easy for someone to get fake boobs and wear a lot of make-up to look good. Can we see some real beauty for a change????

  30. suck it

    This dress is hideous. Minus the breasts showing,

  31. Nico Toscani

    Too bad that pizza face would scare a bulldog off a meat truck. Do it the American Way, put a flag over her face and f*ck her.

  32. Casey

    Yes, I’d like to motorboat those tits, but still…desperate, much? Looks like someone is (literally) pulling out the bigs guns because her name hasn’t been in the news much lately. Plus…she looks like she smells of baby doll rubber, shame, and KY…all covered in purfume that she might as well have called “Vagina.”

    • teresa

      Anybody that says “motorboat” = cubicle dork that never did such a thing or anything close or probly never even had sex with another person. Now get back to work dreamer.

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    pee
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure Jesus is very proud.

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    Marley
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s gotta be a nicer looking dress that will show off the girls. I can’t look away from its startling ugliness. It’s ruining this for me.

  35. MLVC

    cannot wait to read this obituary

  36. Choo!

    Is the perfume bad enough to require her to wear a sneeze guard over her tits? What is it made of, pollen?

  37. GrandDragon

    Maybe Selma Blair can convince Katy to let her kid feed on those things so it doesn’t starve.

  38. cc

    Well, when you can’t write music, or dance, or sing…you may as well show off your cleavage as frequently as possible.

    I think even Britney was a less manufactured popstar than this chick.

  39. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely Gorgeous!

  40. josh

    I’m so sick of that ugly-eyed bitch.

  41. x

    haha now you can’t say she stuffs her bra anymore

  42. erik

    WHORE!!!

  43. vladdy

    Can you spell S.L.U.T.?

  44. MT

    BUTTERFACE, honestly when u see her upclose in interviews not all airbrushed she’s really kinda fug and so caked on with makeup its ridiculous, her tits is what makes her “hot”, I think a REAL beautiful girl with small boobs could beat her anyday

  45. Briantehpirate

    Fucking gravity, How does it work?

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    Suncatcher
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to buy bigger egg plants…

  47. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Om nom nom…

  48. the final word

    Die, bitch!

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    xoxo1987
    Commented on this photo:

    mine are bigger

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    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    God Bless Her and thanks for sharing!

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