Katy Perry Doesn’t Show Enough Chest
I was actually being serious up there. Is she Amish now?
Anyway, before we dive into the Super Bowl, here’s Katy Perry selling the hell out of her new fragrance “Purr” in Mexico City yesterday while also enticing no less than half the male population to immigrate to America. “Gigante jarras o muerte!” were the people’s cries, for their transgressions were many.
JUAN: Tomaremos sus tacos del Hombre Esqueleto. ¡Para México!
HECTOR: Eso suena un poco “rapey,” ¿no te parece?
JUAN: Un poco. Un poco.
Photos: Splash News