Oh, Hi, Katy Perry’s Drunk Boobs

Photo Boy had one of these in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Katy Perry’s sloppy drunk breasts which she’s been keeping under wraps lately because she wants to be taken seriously as an artist even though she followed in the exact footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift by banging John Mayer. Which is why Katy Perry should let me pick out her boyfriends, and I have one right here. His name is Jacques. He’s a very serious painte- Shit, I forgot the scarf. *wraps scarf around penis* – a very serious painter.

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Tags: Drunk, Katy Perry