Oh, Hi, Katy Perry’s Drunk Boobs

October 22nd, 2013 // 17 Comments

Photo Boy had one of these in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Katy Perry‘s sloppy drunk breasts which she’s been keeping under wraps lately because she wants to be taken seriously as an artist even though she followed in the exact footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift by banging John Mayer. Which is why Katy Perry should let me pick out her boyfriends, and I have one right here. His name is Jacques. He’s a very serious painte- Shit, I forgot the scarf. *wraps scarf around penis* – a very serious painter.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, Vantagenews/AKM-GSI, WENN

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “NO (HIC!) IMMA FIREWORTH MUZZERFUCHER (HIC!)”

  2. teddy

    Overrated in every way.

    • JC

      In the category of “Girls With Nice Big Boobs I’d Like to Suckle on Whilst Engaged in Intercourse,” she scores a “Yes.” I do not think that is an inflated rating.

      • I have no idea how you can say that, teddy. She’s gorgeous. Oh, that’s right. I forgot you’re right in the middle of your sex change. Hormones are a bitch.

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    Commented on this photo:

    The dude’s locked on target, camera flashes be damned.

  4. please

    Blech

  5. Walter White

    Where’s her drunk pussy?

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Her inner demon grows in power…..

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    giant vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    More like ‘Whoreditch House’, amirite?

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    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she screaming? She should really keep it more Loki…

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    Newb
    Commented on this photo:

    With the target in site and the camouflage suit confirmed as just the right shade of black, all that was needed now was an opportunity to switch out for the corset.

  10. Pikacu

    I would breed her mercilessly.

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow that Guy’s really subtle NOT looking at her boobies.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Drunk Shoreditch House
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow that Guy’s really subtle NOT looking at her boobies.

  13. Big Earl

    Her looks are really kinda average. Lotsa chicks have boobs. I don’t get Katy Perry at all. Not THAT hot.

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    ChromeYellow
    Commented on this photo:

    Superficial is right!

    Who’s the dick in the training pants with shirt tucked in?

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