The First Time Katy Perry Met Britney Went Well

July 29th, 2013 // 21 Comments

Some places will try and tell you the big story from The Smurfs 2 premiere is Katy Perry basically revealing she did the vocals for Britney Spears‘s “Ooh La La,” except those places would be wrong because it’s these pics of them awkwardly meeting for the very time. And now for a fun game: Try and guess which one clearly has to shit, and which one is trying to smile through the fact her childhood idol is probably going to shit on her foot. You may find the answers are not quite what you think they are… (They are.)

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  1. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
    elephantman
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    Britney looks like she has the fat end of a bat stuck up her ass!

  2. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “When is this gonna be over? I’ve been yo-yoing a turd for the last 20 minutes”

  3. They both look so fake and insane….there’s more crazy here than at a $cientology convention!

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    Katy, wanna see my turtlehead?

  5. looks like they both need a good ass eating…

  6. cc

    What’s the old saying about not having two brain cells to rub together? Now they do!

  7. Cock Dr

    You can hardly tell Ms Spears is on heavy psychiatric medication.

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    cc
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    Britney has a certain Sarah Palinesque aspect to her in this pic. (((shudder)))

  9. ruckus

    Now kith

  10. Jolting Joe

    None of you homo’s are gonna mention that they both have outstanding racks ?

    A bodacious set of tata’s and no brains at all. I don’t see the downside.

  11. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    They’re both so natural-looking in these photos.

  12. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “Don’t move Katy, or them blue critters behind us will take us to their cave and make us lay with ‘em!”
    “Britney, I’ve been with Russel Brand and John Mayer, there’s absolutely nothing left that can be done to me.”

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    tom
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    I’ll take Britney over Katy any day of the week. Katy has an ugly face.

  14. eh

    You can just feel the tension as their competitive nature flares up:

    “I’m the most talentless singer that ever became famous because of her body and suggestive lyrics!”

    “No, I am!”

  15. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    I see a duet in the future.

  16. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Breathe Britney! Breathe!

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    renzomatic
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    Looks like the head of the alien autopsy on her right knee, and a sloth face on her left knee.

  18. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
    lori
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    Britney actually looks much more relaxed, natural and prettier in these pictures. Katy just looks kind of nervous and robotic.

  19. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “I pooped.”

  20. Britney Spears Katy Perry Smurfs 2 Premiere
    glam
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    I looked at all of these pics. Katy’s left eye opens up larger than her right, now that is alllll I can see.

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