Don’t You Ever Leave Me Like That Again, Katy Perry’s Breasts

January 27th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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When Katy Perry‘s breasts reappeared on the cover of GQ last week, I tried not to get my hopes up that we’d finally entered a new age of enlightenment where she shoves them in people’s faces thus fulfilling their destiny as a personal gift from an all-powerful Christian God. Basically an era of science shit, if you want to get technical about it. Yet here they are at the Grammys after-party last night which means we can’t be far off from perfecting warp speed. Just take what’s happening in my pants and apply it to rockets. It can’t be that difficult.

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  1. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    Looks like John is gonna have to shut her up the old fashioned way.

  2. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    cc
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    I can’t stand her but…she looks exceptional here.

  3. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    hot

  4. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    JD Jones
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    Some of the best dangle melons in the world. Imagine them without no over the shoulder boulder holders…

  5. UGH

    YUCK. Period. Looks like a pageant runner-up

  6. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    She is seriously gorgeous, with sadly exceptionally bad taste in men.

  7. Really ?

    Someones clearly planning an album / tour launch…

  8. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    Sideboob is best boob

  9. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    Swearin
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    “You have this many seconds to blow me”

  10. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    How brave is she for showing the outlines of her implants and the shine that gives her lie away.

  11. Without those tits who is she?

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    Philrules
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    Hey, jackass — my breasts are down here.

  13. juanhunglow

    she needs to whip those mommy mounds out before she is too old and we loose interest.

  14. God came to Katy one night and said “If you don’t start showing off those things I gave you again I’ll make them so big you ‘ll never be able to hide them again!” XD

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    George P. Burdell
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    About that marriage thing…..

    A little bit of Mlley in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long
    A little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of her makes me a woman.

  16. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    JC
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    “MARRY ME BEFORE MY TITS SAG AND PEOPLE STOP CARING ABOUT WHO I AM!”

  17. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
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    Of course you banged every chick in LA while I was in Milan, but let me pretend to be shocked for your amusement!

  18. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    judd
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    where them titties gonna be when she turns 22?

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