Katy Perry’s Breasts! You Came Back (Kind Of)!

November 25th, 2013 // 9 Comments

Katy Perry has been keeping her breasts under wraps lately because she’s a very serious artist now who can’t be taken very seriously if her giant tits are all up in your face. Which is obviously a bullshit excuse because it makes no sense, so I’ll just come right out and say it: John Mayer beats her if she shows them to anyone else. She made me promise not to tell, but it’s for her own good. She’ll thank me later.

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    tal·ent noun \ˈta-lənt\

    : a special ability that allows someone to do something well

    : a person or group of people with a special ability to do something well : a talented person or group

    :something Katy Perry lacks, but makes up for with boobs

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    Mohawk Disco
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    When a man stares into the Cleavage and sees nothing but breasts, this is the time that he finds his character. And it is his character that keeps him from going Honk-Honk.

  3. So, for the same reasons Jonah Hill is keeping his boobs covered up?

  4. Get back to us when they do something interesting. Like squirt whipped cream. Or do this.

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    Cock Dr
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    The so called music is awful but she looks so cute while she attempts to sell it to us.

  6. She’s nothing without her boobs. She damn sure can’t make it on her music alone. Embrace what you’ve got, Katy. Others would kill to be where you are.

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    Not Marvel
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    When the hair goes red, she will have completed her transformation into Lucille Ball.

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    Dox
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    Seriously… the most overrated bubblegum pop star on the planet.
    I swear the right set of mammary glands could completely subjugate the entire world.

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