Despite signing her divorce papers with a smiley face and walking away with every last cent of her money, Katy Perry decided to lash out at Russell Brand anyway during her Grammys performance last night by tweaking the lyrics to her new song “Part of Me.” Us Weekly reports:
Dressed in a skintight bodysuit, wearing a cropped, punk-blue wig, a ticked-off Perry, 27, prowled across the stage as she sang lyrics like “You chewed me up and spit me out/Like I was poison in your mouth/You took my light, you drained me down…You ripped me off, your love was cheap.”
Still, an edgy Perry even tweaked the song’s lyrics to make the song even more pointed at Brand. One line originally read “You can keep the dog from me, I never liked him anyway.” For Sunday’s show, Perry sang “Keep your diamond ring/In fact, you can keep everything…Except for me.”
Keep in mind, this could all be her parents’ doing who might’ve promised to ixnay all that anti-Jew talk provided she distances herself from the godless heathen who seduced her into marriage with his Britain magic. Then again, an even simpler answer is Katy Perry’s a woman and 99%* of them are batshit crazy which I feel entirely justified saying after this Rihanna post. Go ahead and tell me I’m wrong.
(*The 1% who aren’t crazy? They read The Superficial. SWISH.)