Here’s Katy Perry leaving Marmont last night while Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stumble out the door behind her because they weigh a combined 47 pounds and had a sip of wine each. Fortunately for Katy, Robert Pattinson showed up and went, “Don’t worry, I’ll get these kids home. Oh, and can you hold this napkin between your tits?” but instead drove them to a hotel and forced them to reenact the scene in One Hour Photo where Robin Williams makes a crying Michael Vartan bang his mistress while he takes pictures of them.
And that, my friends, is how you do a photo assumption if photo assumption means precisely describing a series of events exactly as they happened. Which I did.
Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
So Katy made her own dress by cutting up a Hefty bag?
Why is a 35yr old hanging out with 18yr olds?
Katy Perry, I’m Chris Hansen. Please have a seat.
Who the hell is 35? Beiber’s mom?
Their intellects are all at the same grade school level.
Katie probably entertained them by speaking in tongues.
You say it is a napkin stuffed in-between her boobs, I say it is her panties, or better yet, Selena’s:)
Wow. All the douchenozzles were out at play… was it No-Talent Fucktard Night at the Marmont?
Let’s play a fun game called “Who Thumbs-Downed My Post?”. Was it?:
A) Katy Perry
B) Justin Bieber
C) Selena Gomez
D) Robert Pattinson
E) My Boss
“Who Thumbs-Downed”? I should have thumbed-down your post just for that.
I’d like to request a more… official… ruling.
seriously, wtf is with this fucking hotel?
its bad enough being in los angeles ffs. did they have to blow up the spot of what is apparently the place to be if your one of the many washed up and or talentless jokes of showbiz
What the hell is that thing on her neck? And yes, when the tits are covered in weird splotches (some don’t look like freckles), a hair, and a weird napkin thing, it’s pretty easy to stop focusing on them.
I think that’s part of her ruffled bra.. But i’m PMSL from your hair comment.
i think that could be a nipple hair she forgot to cut off and the thing on her upper chest looks like the start of cancerous mole.
Please let it be cancer.
“Aw, shit, dawg! It’s the douche-0!”
“Oooh! Reading Rainbow!”
Awww Beiber and Selena called each other up to match their outfits.
Why, that’s nothing but a really poor bra choice on a woman who needs to slather a *lot* more vaseline on that camera lens.
Boooooooobies!!!
Ah, a classic dilemma — how to maintain your street “cred” when you need to drop a deuce in public but you know it will still come out white.
she needs to get that cigarette burn scar taken care of, love those tits thou.
Robert Pattinson just lost any hobo hipster cred he had left.
Prop. 69A: Any establishment which allows a person of any age, legal or not, onto their premises wearing those sunglasses, unless she be a stripper in costume, shall lose their liquor license for a period of not less than 3 years.
How say ye?
Actually, I’m pretty sure those are 3D glasses from Katy’s movie premiere. Which would explain the tumbles. I think with her experiences with the paps, Selen would have had sun glasses ready to protect herself from flashes.
Wow, so on top of everything else, Bieber found time to win the Super Bowl? Tebow, move over, Jebus has found himself a new love.
Seriously her boobs are NOT that big! She’s got a decent size that gets squeezed the hell out of to make them pop out the way they do!!! It’s so annoying that they make her look like those things cant be contained!
Crissy, putting the A in hAter.. as in A cup.
Look at her bikini pics. Not squeezed up, still big.
Based on the position of his feet, I really hope that what’s about to happen is that he face plants into the pavement.
His? Me confused.
She looks 7 years old there.
Just because those sunglasses look like she won them at the arcade crane game for 50 cents doesn’t mean she did.
Its about fappin’ time!
Pattinson was probably giving the other 3 singing lessons…
So what’s the drinking age in California? Or are underage “stars” allowed to drink at the Marmont?
The Amazing Doucheman.
How come there’s no one to hold me up when I leave the club shitfaced? People just let me fall on the ground, then they take my wallet. If I wake up with my pants still on, I consider myself lucky.
Katy Perry is in her late 20s. Fairly sure Rob Pattinson is in his mid to late 20s, as I remember reading that Kristen Stewart was underage when Twilight started and he was several years older. Why on earth would 20 somethings hang out with Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez? Then again, why would anyone hang out with the Lesbeaver? I know age is just a number and all that, but Beiber and Gomez seem to act incredibly young and both can’t be more than 19. Plus, Beiber yapped about how women should not have abortions even in case of incest rape (really, Biebs, you want a bunch of babies born looking like they came straight out of the film Deliverance or do you want the potential baby mamas to keep their sanity by getting abortions)….Yet Perry yaps about how great Planned Parenthood is. Hollywood is strange.
It’s not that much of an age difference. I have a lot of friends in their twenties when I was 18 when I moved to LA. The only problems that rose was the fact that if we wanted to go clubbing it had to only be at 18+ clubs. But it’s no secret that as a celebrity you can get in at any age so that isn’t problem here. Yes Beiber is an annoying douche who I think Selena is to good for but I thought I would point out that planned parenthood does so much more than abortions (which are not as common as people against them want you to think) So you can be pro planned parenthood and still be anti abortion by just wishing they would switch up certain policies.
Man, we’re about an inch of thin material away from seeing the holy grail of nipples.
is that her nipple?
My life is so haaarrrd! When the sun shines on me I’m so ugly and I sparkle.
Justin looks pretty damn funny trying to hide from the camera’s.
None of them look like they were having a good time.
concussion #5 for the beebs
THOSE ARE THE EXCLUSIVE 3D GLASSES FROM KATY PERRY’S MOVIE THAT SELENA JUST CAME FROM, SELENA STOLE HERS. LOL :)
I told you he’s gay
So why arent they getting slapped with contributing to the delinquency to underage drinkers?
is selena Gomez
brava!
BELLA!