Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French

March 2nd, 2012 // 50 Comments

Outside of these bikini photos taken back in December, Katy Perry‘s cleavage has been kept under wraps since breaking things off with Russell Brand which left me concerned that maybe he got them in the divorce hence why he turned down $22 million of her money. Although, I could just be projecting my shitty skills at negotiating. Of course, it’s not really legal for a husband to claim parts of his wife’s body as his property, but let’s not pretend in this current political climate, the option’s not on the table goddammit I did it again. Boobs! Look at the boobs!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. cc

    Two types of Katy Perry posts I am interested in. 1) Boobs, and 2) the one where she admits to being an utterly talentless ‘performer’ manufactured for public consumption.

  2. God is Black

    A friend asked me who would I rather fuck if they gave their consent, Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry? I immediately replied Katy because of the tits but if I can;t even touch them let alone see then,all bets are off. Zooey may be the freaky one in bed?

  3. Dan

    I would like to liberate Katy Perry’s French leaning breasts…

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    George P Burdell
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    Could she look any less thrilled?

  5. OMG Fish I don’t come here for your personal views on boobs. I want to see boobs.


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    George P Burdell
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    She is keeping up with the Kardashians, she has a serious looking black man in tow.

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    “Mustn’t. Scratch. Mustn’t. Scratch…”

  8. forrest

    this woman who was born in travel trailer on a santa barbara camping site wants to join politicians?

    • America Isn't For You

      I guess you missed the plaque at the gates of the United States. Why don’t you educate yourself and go read it?

    • cc

      I wouldn’t care if she was born in an outhouse if she had more integrity than the bunch we have here now.

    • El Jefe

      She may have been born in a travel trailer, but she is doing much better than you and has the net worth of a small country now.

      I did not know where you were born or how much money you have had anything with your right to be involved in politics by the way.

  9. Patty O'Leary

    She’s got a humongous set of hooters.

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    Cock Dr
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    Ah! A shot of the shoes.
    Well they can’t compete with the tits…they distract from just about anything.

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    She’s our Ambassador to the world and we are lucky to have her.

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    Cock Dr
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    She needs a good fucking to put the dippy smile back on her face. Choosing from all the volunteers must be a daunting task.

  13. Someone Else

    I think I should recommend that the geekologie writer use the STFU Gun on the Superficial writer any time he wants to interject politics into any subject instead of doing his job and posting bikini and Dinklage pics.


  14. arnieblackblack

    My political feelings are similar to my Katy Perry breasts feelings – I prefer the left but am attracted to some of the ideals of the right – can ya see wot i did there? Canya-huh?

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    Sorry, but……holy christ, she’s hot. Blue hair and all.

  16. ace11

    Is Tebow playing with her footballs?

  17. She’s turning into Gagme. She doesn’t smile anymore and acts like she’s doing the world a favor by showing herself. Katy, show the tits and you can be anything you want.

  18. LJ

    I wonder if when she first had the blue dye put in her hair she thought it was a “rinse out” colouring?

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    i would eat her till she cry

  20. axl

    I won’t complain about politics if you promise to only say great things about Dr. Paul.

    End the fed, bitch!

  21. I think those are the best pictures of Katy Perry that I’ve ever seen. She looks spectacular.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    She looks really sexy in these pics.

  24. dooood

    someone get this bitch a trampoline!

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    Cock Dr
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    I approve. Most heartily.

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    Kim Jung illest
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    can you pick up my contacts? no need to bend your knees

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    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

  28. WTF??

    Did she dip her head in a toilet full of 200 flushes blue?

  29. Titties for all!!! That’s a political philosophy anyone can get behind.

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    Now, if she’d just stop inflicting her voice on us.

  31. Call me too sensitive, I keep thinking how unhappy she looks.

  32. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    I know I’m a hopeless romantic, but I would nail this until one of us was bleeding.

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    Jim e
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    Wonder if she’d ever date a regular guy that wasn’t rich and a playboy? Nope…with blue hair you can ride in style.

  34. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    the picture is huge when you zoom in.

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage Paris
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    zoom in to get a closer look at her boobs!

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