Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French
Outside of these bikini photos taken back in December, Katy Perry‘s cleavage has been kept under wraps since breaking things off with Russell Brand which left me concerned that maybe he got them in the divorce hence why he turned down $22 million of her money. Although, I could just be projecting my shitty skills at negotiating. Of course, it’s not really legal for a husband to claim parts of his wife’s body as his property, but let’s not pretend in this current political climate, the option’s not on the table goddammit I did it again. Boobs! Look at the boobs!