Katy Perry Is The Only Two Things That Mattered At The Grammys. The Only Two Things.

February 10th, 2013 // 72 Comments
Married Again?
Katy Perry John Mayer Inauguration
Katy Perry's Breasts Tamed John Mayer Now Read More »

If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and Twitter, then you have a ginormously long penis and already knew to skip the Grammys and wait patiently for pics of Katy Perry‘s giant breasts because they’re the only thing worthwhile that happened. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to post stupid shit like Chris Brown and Rihanna so potential jurors can see they were together shortly before she was decapitated with a car door after Frank Ocean won, and Jennifer Lopez defying the puffy vagina ban, but I won’t be the least bit offended if you look at absolutely none of that and only look at these. Christ, Ellen‘s so rich she probably owns a pack of flying tigers that perform cunnilingus and even she can’t believe what she’s seeing. In fact, we might want to start worrying more about John Mayer than Rihanna now that I think about it. “Haha! You want to carve off my face and wear it like a mask. Oh, Ellen… Cool knife.”

Photos: Getty

superficial

  1. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Pictures! Thanks superficial!

  2. Katy Perry and her boobs won The Grammys, fuck everything else.

  3. meno

    ellen is an ugly unfunny subhuman loser

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Mortimer211
    Commented on this photo:

    News at eleven: Katy Perry in shocker shocker!

  5. atakmod

    a white woman with large breasts, dear lord we have never seen this ever!

  6. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Regardless of being nominated or not everybody knew Katy Perry WON!

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    JD
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you John Mayer…Fuck you a lot…

  8. I know what Portia isgetting for valentines day! A new rack!

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    sfm
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome breast but that dress is ugly.

  10. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    PSY screams at asses and Ellen screams at tits, somewhere out there some one famous is screaming at a vagina

  11. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    ObvsIsObvs
    Commented on this photo:

    Tits McGee, open for business.

  12. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew I had so much in common with lesbians? Except I probably get way more restraining orders for doing this kind of thing.

    • Yeah, if this was a dude in the picture you’d never hear the end of what an awful person he was. But if Ellen and Portia do this, it’s somehow funny and cute.

      Not to say Ellen isn’t dude-like. But she’s not really a dude.

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what I like to call “a subtle advertisement.”

  14. rrr

    i love the dress actually- i think she looks beautiful and classy and curvy :) love me some katy perry ps im a girl if you are wondering why i focus so much on the dress haha.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy. God.

  16. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Chyna’s looking a lot better.

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Real tits are not square at the sides … someone needs to tell her this. And Kim Kardashian, too. “The rack is real,” my ASS.

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone loves Ellen, but this is just pandering.

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    After seeing this picture, I fully believe in Jesus now. Or Muhammad. Whichever one lets me touch her tits.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are so nice I temporarily forget about her being talentless and dumb,.

  21. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Her only two redeeming qualities.

  22. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s a tool, but I do like that purple jacket and I would def watch their sex tape.

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I would treat those things like Chris Farley treated his imaginary kitten in Tommy Boy.

  24. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (insert whoopie cushion sound effect)

  25. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Dyke attack!

  26. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder what Ellen was thinking about while Portia was muff diving later that night?

  27. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Gump
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Ellen had a huge boner right there.

  28. Katy Perry Cleavage Allison Williams Grammys
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Two of these things are not like the other…..two

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    yay! her girls are back!!!!!

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    ash
    Commented on this photo:

    her hair is awful.

  31. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Beltliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice that he was able to take a night off from the chocolate factory.

  32. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    No need to count for us, Katy, we already know the two reasons John Mayer keeps you around.

  33. Katy Perry Cleavage Allison Williams Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    One has only tits to offer and the other doesn’t even have that.

  34. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    You can SEE the implant outline, people, come on now.

    • Amilu

      They’re almost impossibly perfect,sure, but I see no implant outline.

      • Look closely to the right … it’s there. Yes, it’s an exceptionally good boob job, but you can see a tear-drop outline there. I hate it when these bitches say that they’re real. They’re very hard-looking, too.

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Bibibi
    Commented on this photo:

    How freaking ridiculous! Why is she with that total geek who dumps every hot girl he gets? Freaking joke loser!

  36. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    edgar
    Commented on this photo:

    I would ruin her

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Cagey
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s thinking, “Almost there, baby, almost there…”

  38. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Dick Trickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Portia De Rossi looks like a total dyke these days. She used to lipstick it up until she married Ellen’s money.

  39. Katy Perry Cleavage John Mayer Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Willy Wonka is on the lookout for some new Oompa Loompas.

  40. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    D-AMN! I take back everything bad I said about her. Seriously though, how is she rocking this without any bulging happening everywhere? Spanx technology is good, but, not this good.

  41. amanda

    you people need to be cleansed. you are all sick. this world needs to change.

    • mike

      I hear fat people

    • Amanda hates free speech, and Katy Perry’s boobs, and the fact that men like Katy Perry. We all know what she means by “cleansed”, and it’s not an enema. Poor hateful Amanda. Wouldn’t buy a leather bag or eat a burger, but would kill men who like women.

      I would like Amanda to respond to the fact that Ellen and Portia were ogling Katy’s well manicured boobs and carrying on. Do they need to be “cleansed” as well? Or is it OK if lesbians ogle?

  42. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Earl Tubular
    Commented on this photo:

    Breasts are mesmerizing, aren’t they? When you think about it, she’s not that hot. She will disappear in about 6 years when those jugs start to sag.

    • Yeah, if you’ve seen that picture of her losing her swimsuit at a waterpark, you know she’s not that hot. That was something that cannot be unseen.

  43. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Wheres my hat ?
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Kim is pregnant.
    “Fear not…there is another…..”

  44. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Even a dirty old dead pope would find this hot…

  45. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    Bill
    Commented on this photo:

    If every women looked at that the world would be a happiest place in the galaxy.

  46. Katy Perry Cleavage Grammys
    William
    Commented on this photo:

    A litte nipple would be unbelievable.

  47. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres Katy Perry Grammys
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Why must we continue to be swamped with photos of this ugly talentless troll? Fucks sake, she has a head like a smashed crab. Move on already.

  48. SomeBuddy

    She looks like it took the staff of an entire Build-A-Bear workshop at a rural Texas mall had to stuff her in that dress. LOL. I’m sorry, I want to like Katy but every time I see her she looks like a florescent sausage with boobs and a wig stuck on. And her thems are totally fake, they may have started out real but those things have been tweaked and maintained since they became her staple marketing tactic. If I saw her in an outfit where it looked like she could breathe and her boobs looked awesome, I would be impressed.

  49. Yes.

    Yes they did.

    And Ellen is apparently considering them as a post-event snack.
    Good for her. Hopefully she’ll include that in the book she is writing about how many showbiz women she has boofed!

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage Allison Williams Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at Cunty Perry’s smug smile on her face hahahaha she’ll probably want to be a recluse when she inevitably gets old and those tits sag down to her and the rest of her body catches up and gets bigger.

Leave A Comment