If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and Twitter, then you have a ginormously long penis and already knew to skip the Grammys and wait patiently for pics of Katy Perry‘s giant breasts because they’re the only thing worthwhile that happened. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to post stupid shit like Chris Brown and Rihanna so potential jurors can see they were together shortly before she was decapitated with a car door after Frank Ocean won, and Jennifer Lopez defying the puffy vagina ban, but I won’t be the least bit offended if you look at absolutely none of that and only look at these. Christ, Ellen‘s so rich she probably owns a pack of flying tigers that perform cunnilingus and even she can’t believe what she’s seeing. In fact, we might want to start worrying more about John Mayer than Rihanna now that I think about it. “Haha! You want to carve off my face and wear it like a mask. Oh, Ellen… Cool knife.”
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Katy Perry and her boobs won The Grammys, fuck everything else.
ellen is an ugly unfunny subhuman loser
News at eleven: Katy Perry in shocker shocker!
a white woman with large breasts, dear lord we have never seen this ever!
Regardless of being nominated or not everybody knew Katy Perry WON!
Fuck you John Mayer…Fuck you a lot…
I know what Portia isgetting for valentines day! A new rack!
Awesome breast but that dress is ugly.
Who cares about the dress?/ In fact I didn’t notice it until you brought it up!!
Another jealous and frustrated woman heard from.
NO man cares about the damn dress.
None of us. Not one. Not even queers.
PSY screams at asses and Ellen screams at tits, somewhere out there some one famous is screaming at a vagina
Justin Beiber, except it’s out of fear.
How do I give this 15 thumbs up?
Tits McGee, open for business.
Who knew I had so much in common with lesbians? Except I probably get way more restraining orders for doing this kind of thing.
Yeah, if this was a dude in the picture you’d never hear the end of what an awful person he was. But if Ellen and Portia do this, it’s somehow funny and cute.
Not to say Ellen isn’t dude-like. But she’s not really a dude.
This is what I like to call “a subtle advertisement.”
i love the dress actually- i think she looks beautiful and classy and curvy :) love me some katy perry ps im a girl if you are wondering why i focus so much on the dress haha.
Holy. God.
Chyna’s looking a lot better.
Hahahahaha!!
Real tits are not square at the sides … someone needs to tell her this. And Kim Kardashian, too. “The rack is real,” my ASS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aseWrHK518
Look quick or you’ll miss it … you can see the implant outlines. She’s a liar. What ? You don’t LIKE that her tits are square at the sides ? lol Also … are you people blind ?
http://celebsurgery.com/katy-perry-breast-implants-before-and-after/
Jack. Seriously. The only thing square about those is her momma and daddy, both of whom I thank from the bottom of my heart.
You fucking idiot.
Everyone loves Ellen, but this is just pandering.
everyone hates Ellen
After seeing this picture, I fully believe in Jesus now. Or Muhammad. Whichever one lets me touch her tits.
Those are so nice I temporarily forget about her being talentless and dumb,.
Her only two redeeming qualities.
Hey, be fair I’m sure she’s got a really nice haha I couldn’t finish that sentence if I tried!
He’s a tool, but I do like that purple jacket and I would def watch their sex tape.
I would treat those things like Chris Farley treated his imaginary kitten in Tommy Boy.
(insert whoopie cushion sound effect)
Dyke attack!
Wonder what Ellen was thinking about while Portia was muff diving later that night?
I bet Ellen had a huge boner right there.
Two of these things are not like the other…..two
yay! her girls are back!!!!!
her hair is awful.
Her what?
Nice that he was able to take a night off from the chocolate factory.
No need to count for us, Katy, we already know the two reasons John Mayer keeps you around.
One has only tits to offer and the other doesn’t even have that.
You can SEE the implant outline, people, come on now.
They’re almost impossibly perfect,sure, but I see no implant outline.
Look closely to the right … it’s there. Yes, it’s an exceptionally good boob job, but you can see a tear-drop outline there. I hate it when these bitches say that they’re real. They’re very hard-looking, too.
How freaking ridiculous! Why is she with that total geek who dumps every hot girl he gets? Freaking joke loser!
I would ruin her
He’s thinking, “Almost there, baby, almost there…”
Portia De Rossi looks like a total dyke these days. She used to lipstick it up until she married Ellen’s money.
Willy Wonka is on the lookout for some new Oompa Loompas.
I think it’s Willy Wanka, not Wonka… At least that’s the impression I get from seeing John Mayer’s tweets…
D-AMN! I take back everything bad I said about her. Seriously though, how is she rocking this without any bulging happening everywhere? Spanx technology is good, but, not this good.
you people need to be cleansed. you are all sick. this world needs to change.
I hear fat people
Amanda hates free speech, and Katy Perry’s boobs, and the fact that men like Katy Perry. We all know what she means by “cleansed”, and it’s not an enema. Poor hateful Amanda. Wouldn’t buy a leather bag or eat a burger, but would kill men who like women.
I would like Amanda to respond to the fact that Ellen and Portia were ogling Katy’s well manicured boobs and carrying on. Do they need to be “cleansed” as well? Or is it OK if lesbians ogle?
Breasts are mesmerizing, aren’t they? When you think about it, she’s not that hot. She will disappear in about 6 years when those jugs start to sag.
Yeah, if you’ve seen that picture of her losing her swimsuit at a waterpark, you know she’s not that hot. That was something that cannot be unseen.
“The Kim is pregnant.
“Fear not…there is another…..”
Even a dirty old dead pope would find this hot…
If every women looked at that the world would be a happiest place in the galaxy.
A litte nipple would be unbelievable.
Why must we continue to be swamped with photos of this ugly talentless troll? Fucks sake, she has a head like a smashed crab. Move on already.
Which one? Or all three?
She looks like it took the staff of an entire Build-A-Bear workshop at a rural Texas mall had to stuff her in that dress. LOL. I’m sorry, I want to like Katy but every time I see her she looks like a florescent sausage with boobs and a wig stuck on. And her thems are totally fake, they may have started out real but those things have been tweaked and maintained since they became her staple marketing tactic. If I saw her in an outfit where it looked like she could breathe and her boobs looked awesome, I would be impressed.
Yes.
Yes they did.
And Ellen is apparently considering them as a post-event snack.
Good for her. Hopefully she’ll include that in the book she is writing about how many showbiz women she has boofed!
Look at Cunty Perry’s smug smile on her face hahahaha she’ll probably want to be a recluse when she inevitably gets old and those tits sag down to her and the rest of her body catches up and gets bigger.