So Who Wants To See Orlando Bloom Strike Out With Katy Perry?
First things first, Katy Perry’s breasts were on point at the Golden Globes last night, so if you want to stop reading and get lost in those, it’s probably for the best. In the meantime, above are pics of Orlando Bloom very clearly striking out with those breasts before giving up and sniffing Katy Perry’s back because clearly the British are our societal betters. We are but unwashed pigs to their grace, poise, and well-timed sense of titty sniffing from behind. It’s an honor just to see it digitized before us.