Katy Perry’s Breasts Beat Nuns’ Asses In Court

Yesterday, Katy Perry won a court case against some nuns who are trying to stop her from turning their old convent into a fuck palace for Orlando Bloom. Then later that same day, her breasts looked like this at a cancer benefit, so whichever of those two events floats your boat, go nuts. And if my deliberately sensational headline made you think you’d see a giant pair of breasts smacking up against some nuns lifting up their habits, maybe it’s time to switch to porn. I don’t think I’m giving you what you need here. Make 2016 the year of you.

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