MET Gala: Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

This may come as a shock to you, but Photo Boy and I aren’t exactly invited to red carpet events because no knows who the fuck we are and/or cares. So last night’s MET Gala caught us completely off-guard, but fortunately we’re prepared for these situations and can always fall back on our training if you count quickly uploading titty photos to the Internet as training which I do. And that’s the story of why you’re looking at Katy Perry’s breasts right now. The End. – *slaps on combat helmet, cocks machine gun, barrel rolls into filing cabinet* – I’M HIT!

Photos: ELMO NY/WagnerAz/AKM-GSI, Getty