“Yes, that’s right, I’m the most beautiful woman here.” – Russell Brand
Despite the fact they’re rarely photographed together, or even on the same continent, Katy Perry and Russell Brand showed up to The 3rd Annual Change Begins Within Benefit Saturday night so people will stop figuring out they’re getting a divorce, and eventually deduce that their entire marriage was nothing but an Illuminati plot to make Katy’s breasts smaller per Satan’s command. Which is literally the only reason I can come up with for Russell Brand even existing. Otherwise, I don’t get it.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily
I don’t understand why some people can’t see that love doesn’t always fit the traditional mold. That two celebrities can have a successful long-distance relationship while working, so long as they love each other and are committed to– Ahahahahahaha, just kidding, they’re totally getting a divorce.
Katy Perry’s marraige turned her tits into pancakes in three months. Russel Brand knows who to ruin a sucker, I mean woman.
Next time, she should marry someone who bathes. That’s important. Also, marry someone who isn’t an insufferable twit.
Call me crazy, but Katy’s pretty gross too. These two are made for each other.
ok, you’re crazy.
I agree. they are both gross.
They should go camping together. That’ll totally save their marriage, because there’s no hurt that a Smores can’t heal. It’s practically guaranteed.
That’s because chocolate really goes well with heroin and tits.
couldnt agree more! high five!
She has a normal hairstyle here, and it shows how plain this woman really is. I do not think she is pretty at all. The crazy hair and costumes are a gimmick to distract most people from seeing she is mediocre looking at best.
Well then I would only do a mediocre job of titty-banging her.
:koff koff:….LADY GAGA does the same thing….:koff koff:..
Katy looks like she’s experiencing a mild stroke after catching a whiff of Russel’s b.o.
There is no Illuminati.
There may or may not be, but one thing is sure, if there is, they sure don’t give two fucks about stupid rappers and singers no matter what the morons in the ghetto would like you to believe.
Bane’s in on it.
Oh great, next thing I’ll hear is Kris and Kim’s marriage was a cheap ploy for cheap publicity and $17 million in scamming people’s money. Oh wait….
big titty girls you make the rocking world go round
Maybe I will come to Santa Barbara to solve things out for you, katy.
YOU DON’T NEED THIS BRITTISH LOSER!!!!
(he was ‘made’ with a flabby dick?)
It’s “British”, loser.
And if you fucking set foot in this country I will have you killed. Not a jury in the world would convict me – hell, I’d probably get the Congressional Medal of Honor.
God damn the queen!
Why not pretend she’s not getting a divorce – she’s already pretending she can sing, pretending she’s relevant, pretending she is a teenager, so why not go full out? maybe she should wear a spacesuit and pretend she’s an astronaut next.
“So then I told my gynecologist, ‘You’re damn right I keep lollipops up there! I’m Katy Fucking Perry!”
You don’t need to be a body language expert to tell she’s done with him.
Yes, Cardinal Fang, you are correct. They do not look connected at all, and indeed appear to be distancing themselves from each other.
Someone ” Please loan me a .308 w/ scope” & I can save the world from this Scum Bag reproducing! He is so freakin ugly he needs to be executed with extreme prejudice ASAP!
So if you zoom in, you can see she has a mustache and hairs all over her forehead. More makeup, Katy!!!
This marriage was done the very moment he posted her photo without make-up. she will never forget it.
She so does look like Kate Winslet with the new hairdo, it’s uncanny.