Katy Perry & Russell Brand Pretend They’re Not Getting A Divorce

December 5th, 2011 // 29 Comments
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“Yes, that’s right, I’m the most beautiful woman here.” – Russell Brand

Despite the fact they’re rarely photographed together, or even on the same continent, Katy Perry and Russell Brand showed up to The 3rd Annual Change Begins Within Benefit Saturday night so people will stop figuring out they’re getting a divorce, and eventually deduce that their entire marriage was nothing but an Illuminati plot to make Katy’s breasts smaller per Satan’s command. Which is literally the only reason I can come up with for Russell Brand even existing. Otherwise, I don’t get it.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily


  1. Dinosaurland

    I don’t understand why some people can’t see that love doesn’t always fit the traditional mold. That two celebrities can have a successful long-distance relationship while working, so long as they love each other and are committed to– Ahahahahahaha, just kidding, they’re totally getting a divorce.

  2. Heidi Clumn

    Katy Perry’s marraige turned her tits into pancakes in three months. Russel Brand knows who to ruin a sucker, I mean woman.

  3. cc

    Next time, she should marry someone who bathes. That’s important. Also, marry someone who isn’t an insufferable twit.

  4. Help

    Call me crazy, but Katy’s pretty gross too. These two are made for each other.

  5. They should go camping together. That’ll totally save their marriage, because there’s no hurt that a Smores can’t heal. It’s practically guaranteed.

  6. Clarence Beeks

    She has a normal hairstyle here, and it shows how plain this woman really is. I do not think she is pretty at all. The crazy hair and costumes are a gimmick to distract most people from seeing she is mediocre looking at best.

  7. Frank Burns

    Katy looks like she’s experiencing a mild stroke after catching a whiff of Russel’s b.o.

  8. Bane

    There is no Illuminati.

  9. jumpin_j

    Oh great, next thing I’ll hear is Kris and Kim’s marriage was a cheap ploy for cheap publicity and $17 million in scamming people’s money. Oh wait….

  10. skunk

    big titty girls you make the rocking world go round

  11. forrest gump

    Maybe I will come to Santa Barbara to solve things out for you, katy.
    (he was ‘made’ with a flabby dick?)

  12. Schmidtler

    Why not pretend she’s not getting a divorce – she’s already pretending she can sing, pretending she’s relevant, pretending she is a teenager, so why not go full out? maybe she should wear a spacesuit and pretend she’s an astronaut next.

  13. Katy Perry Blonde Hair Short Haircut Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    “So then I told my gynecologist, ‘You’re damn right I keep lollipops up there! I’m Katy Fucking Perry!”

  14. Cardinal Fang

    You don’t need to be a body language expert to tell she’s done with him.

    • Victoria

      Yes, Cardinal Fang, you are correct. They do not look connected at all, and indeed appear to be distancing themselves from each other.

  15. Katy Perry Blonde Hair Short Haircut Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone ” Please loan me a .308 w/ scope” & I can save the world from this Scum Bag reproducing! He is so freakin ugly he needs to be executed with extreme prejudice ASAP!

  16. Katy Perry Blonde Hair Short Haircut Russell Brand
    Lady A
    Commented on this photo:

    So if you zoom in, you can see she has a mustache and hairs all over her forehead. More makeup, Katy!!!

  17. Dri

    This marriage was done the very moment he posted her photo without make-up. she will never forget it.

  18. Katy Perry Blonde Hair Short Haircut Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    She so does look like Kate Winslet with the new hairdo, it’s uncanny.

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