Katy Perry & Russell Brand Pretend They’re Not Getting A Divorce

“Yes, that’s right, I’m the most beautiful woman here.” – Russell Brand

Despite the fact they’re rarely photographed together, or even on the same continent, Katy Perry and Russell Brand showed up to The 3rd Annual Change Begins Within Benefit Saturday night so people will stop figuring out they’re getting a divorce, and eventually deduce that their entire marriage was nothing but an Illuminati plot to make Katy’s breasts smaller per Satan’s command. Which is literally the only reason I can come up with for Russell Brand even existing. Otherwise, I don’t get it.

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