Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen if not compel you to get back to work after realizing this thing pretty much peaks with Julianne Hough‘s sequin towel. You’re welcome.
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She’s wearing too much make-up.
Mrs. Clean ?
a Donna Summer tribute.
Ah, now I see. She put it on backwards.
Is she black? I don’t even know what race she is. Why does she not have hair? Is she a celebrity now?? I didn’t know fucking rappers and being in a vodka commercial counted.
I think she’s Irish . She has a shamrock tat on her shoulder..
I just don’t like this girl.
I wish my hair was purple and black! I wonder if that would be hard to achieve.
She looks beautiful!
Justin Beiber made it this economy and he ain’t blaming Obama for shit. So what is you problem? He hails from a socialist country and has amassed nearly 100 million dollars.
Her thighs are similar in size to her arms. Both of which are similar in size to a garden hose….she needs to eat.
Actually Reece it’s 2013. *runs*
Nevermind. Durr.