Katy Perry Didn’t Even Show Her Boobs: The 2012 Billboard Music Awards

May 21st, 2012 // 80 Comments

Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen if not compel you to get back to work after realizing this thing pretty much peaks with Julianne Hough‘s sequin towel. You’re welcome.

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  1. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    mbcl
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    She’s wearing too much make-up.

  2. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    mbcl
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    Mrs. Clean ?

  3. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    mbcl
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    a Donna Summer tribute.

  4. Katy Perry Billboard Music Awards
    Bob
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    Ah, now I see. She put it on backwards.

  5. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Brittani
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    Is she black? I don’t even know what race she is. Why does she not have hair? Is she a celebrity now?? I didn’t know fucking rappers and being in a vodka commercial counted.

  6. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Brittani
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    I just don’t like this girl.

  7. CranAppleSnapple

    I wish my hair was purple and black! I wonder if that would be hard to achieve.

  8. Carrie Underwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    R.
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    She looks beautiful!

  9. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    terry
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    Justin Beiber made it this economy and he ain’t blaming Obama for shit. So what is you problem? He hails from a socialist country and has amassed nearly 100 million dollars.

  10. Julie Bowen Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    alex
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    Her thighs are similar in size to her arms. Both of which are similar in size to a garden hose….she needs to eat.

  11. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    Actually Reece it’s 2013. *runs*

  12. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    Nevermind. Durr.

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