Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen if not compel you to get back to work after realizing this thing pretty much peaks with Julianne Hough‘s sequin towel. You’re welcome.
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They made you famous bitch and now you want to cover them up?
Hottest thing there by far!
Yep. Nothing like a white Canadian boy with too much gel to show us the true meaning of, “What’s hood?”
The terrorists are winning.
Several years late for the prom.
ok this was a boring event. Katey Perry covers up and Taylor Swift has the most sluttest outfit on.
Well, of course they’re all dressed so demurely. It’s the Billboard Music Awards. I’m pretty sure the stars save their slutting it up for the Teen Choice Awards.
Except for Amber Rose. You go, girl, with your tits and tattoos! You show the world that you’re beating that cancer! (Right? Cancer?)
“That’s right boys, I convinced two dudes that wearing a leather/jean/cotton hoodie was a good idea.”
She’s finally mastered the art of covering her hulking neck.
What is a hulking neck?
Jenna Talackova, as hot as she is now, could still kick his ass.
All she needs is a wand.
Mine is ready.
Good one but it might get lost in that Tulle vomit.
Fabulous dress. Not digging the severe bangs.
Glorified towel.
lol!
Best she’s ever looked and her rendition of “I Will Always Love You” was pretty great.
Not enough glitter. White would someone WANT to be albino?
you mean why? but your typo is very telling… giggle.
All she needs is a large RED nose.
her boobs are the only thing she has going for her.
“Peace out, girlfriend!”
That dress looks like a Barbie dress. I definitely had one like that for my Barbie Dolls as a kid!
Oh, just what we need… a close up of her stripper – I -sleep-with-rapper boobs that don’t fit into her dress.
She’s a mud duck.
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MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF…
You know the rest.
Thanks for redefining douchebag.
-Residents of New Jersey
As dudes with tits go, this one isn’t that bad!
If you want dudes, check out the anorexic trannies usually posted on sites like this.
“Tony” hasn’t seen her piss flaps since 1983.
Ironically, 1983 is the first time Mike was arrested for child molestation.
As meh as it gets
would bang it
Understandable, since that’s her only claim to fame.
Another shapeless kid-look-alike dressed like an adult.
Shapeless? lol I feel really bad for you dude…
Sexy.
She looks like she’d punch fuck out of my bollocks. I like.
“Hello, I’m Julianne Hough. I’m where Ryan Seacrest’s penis goes when he’s thinking about Simon Cowell’s moobs.”
I guess when AutoTune is your back-up singer…
I’d hit that 25/8.
Boy, she sure does look different what with her boobs not even remotely exposed.
wow, she looking awesome.
She looks extra short in this. Just an observation.
she looks pretty
wow.
body glitter? she’s some classy stripper.
How does she even qualify as a celebrity?
I don’t think Amber’s that bad looking, but she needs a better fitting dress. Her boobs look to be in agony.
worse vag arms than http://cityrag.com/photos/uncategorized/tyra_vagarms.jpg
I still kind of like the dress.
she would be hott if she lost 30 pounds and grew hair….
I find her mighty fine just as she is. Don’t worry about her. Just keep throwing up your lunch while you cut yourself.
And wat do you look like?
Proba;y a fat, ugly pig with a stank vagina.
awww so cute!!! looks like cinderella
i actually really like the bangs! she looks elegant and pretty
cute but the dress is meh
beautiful and natural! i love when black girls let their natural hair grow out instead of opting for nasty fake weaves like beyonce and the rest of them that try to be white
Your comment is so ignorant.
A) This is not Brandi’s “natural” hair. She’s wearing a wig and/ or weave
B) Black ppl can have long thick hair just like “white” ppl
C)White ppl wear weaves too (most of the white celebrities with long thick hair have extentions)
D) White ppl are not the only ones with long straight hair.
Its 2012 black women aren’t trying to be white. the idea of white prestige isn’t being rammed down our throats. What they choose to do to their hair is their business
Um, not her real hair (I’m black….I should know). Good points on all fronts, Reece…..
she looks great! atta girl for maintaining the weight loss!
pretty face
It’s the girl Seacrest is pretending to fuck.