Katy Perry Didn’t Even Show Her Boobs: The 2012 Billboard Music Awards

May 21st, 2012 // 80 Comments

Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen if not compel you to get back to work after realizing this thing pretty much peaks with Julianne Hough‘s sequin towel. You’re welcome.

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  1. They made you famous bitch and now you want to cover them up?

  2. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    Cock Tease
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    Hottest thing there by far!

    • The Most Interesting

      Yep. Nothing like a white Canadian boy with too much gel to show us the true meaning of, “What’s hood?”

  3. The Most Interesting

    The terrorists are winning.

  4. Carrie Underwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Several years late for the prom.

  5. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    ok this was a boring event. Katey Perry covers up and Taylor Swift has the most sluttest outfit on.

  6. Well, of course they’re all dressed so demurely. It’s the Billboard Music Awards. I’m pretty sure the stars save their slutting it up for the Teen Choice Awards.

  7. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    Adam
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    “That’s right boys, I convinced two dudes that wearing a leather/jean/cotton hoodie was a good idea.”

  8. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Adam
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    She’s finally mastered the art of covering her hulking neck.

  9. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    cc
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    Jenna Talackova, as hot as she is now, could still kick his ass.

  10. Carrie Underwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    All she needs is a wand.

  11. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    Fabulous dress. Not digging the severe bangs.

  12. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    Glorified towel.

  13. Jordin Sparks Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    Best she’s ever looked and her rendition of “I Will Always Love You” was pretty great.

  14. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    Not enough glitter. White would someone WANT to be albino?

  15. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    vgrly
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    All she needs is a large RED nose.

  16. Clarence Beeks

    her boobs are the only thing she has going for her.

  17. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
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    “Peace out, girlfriend!”

  18. Katy Perry Billboard Music Awards
    suck it
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    That dress looks like a Barbie dress. I definitely had one like that for my Barbie Dolls as a kid!

  19. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
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    Oh, just what we need… a close up of her stripper – I -sleep-with-rapper boobs that don’t fit into her dress.

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  21. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
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    [img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dont-bring-your-girl-to-the-nba-justin-bieber-nba-meme.jpg[/img]

  22. Julie Bowen Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Mike
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    MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF…

    You know the rest.

  23. Justin Bieber Billboard Music Awards
    j/k
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    Thanks for redefining douchebag.

    -Residents of New Jersey

  24. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    CardinalFang
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    As dudes with tits go, this one isn’t that bad!

  25. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    tiptronic
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    As meh as it gets

  26. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    tiptronic
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    would bang it

  27. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
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    Another shapeless kid-look-alike dressed like an adult.

  28. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
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    Sexy.

  29. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Vandinz
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    She looks like she’d punch fuck out of my bollocks. I like.

  30. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Jeremy
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    “Hello, I’m Julianne Hough. I’m where Ryan Seacrest’s penis goes when he’s thinking about Simon Cowell’s moobs.”

  31. Katy Perry Billboard Music Awards
    Donna
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    I guess when AutoTune is your back-up singer…

  32. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Racer X
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    I’d hit that 25/8.

  33. Katy Perry Billboard Music Awards
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    Boy, she sure does look different what with her boobs not even remotely exposed.

  34. Julie Bowen Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Sarah
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    wow, she looking awesome.

  35. Carrie Underwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Misana
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    She looks extra short in this. Just an observation.

  36. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Misana
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    she looks pretty

  37. Jordin Sparks Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Misana
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    wow.

  38. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
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    body glitter? she’s some classy stripper.

  39. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    disillusionisreal
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    How does she even qualify as a celebrity?

  40. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    TTWIG
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    I don’t think Amber’s that bad looking, but she needs a better fitting dress. Her boobs look to be in agony.

  41. Katy Perry Billboard Music Awards
    Blech
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    I still kind of like the dress.

  42. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    she would be hott if she lost 30 pounds and grew hair….

  43. Carrie Underwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    awww so cute!!! looks like cinderella

  44. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    i actually really like the bangs! she looks elegant and pretty

  45. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    cute but the dress is meh

  46. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    beautiful and natural! i love when black girls let their natural hair grow out instead of opting for nasty fake weaves like beyonce and the rest of them that try to be white

    • Reece

      Your comment is so ignorant.

      A) This is not Brandi’s “natural” hair. She’s wearing a wig and/ or weave
      B) Black ppl can have long thick hair just like “white” ppl
      C)White ppl wear weaves too (most of the white celebrities with long thick hair have extentions)
      D) White ppl are not the only ones with long straight hair.

      Its 2012 black women aren’t trying to be white. the idea of white prestige isn’t being rammed down our throats. What they choose to do to their hair is their business

    • D.C.

      Um, not her real hair (I’m black….I should know). Good points on all fronts, Reece…..

  47. Jordin Sparks Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    she looks great! atta girl for maintaining the weight loss!

  48. Amber Rose Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    lily
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    pretty face

  49. Julianne Hough Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
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    It’s the girl Seacrest is pretending to fuck.

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