Katy Perry Didn’t Even Show Her Boobs: The 2012 Billboard Music Awards

Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen if not compel you to get back to work after realizing this thing pretty much peaks with Julianne Hough’s sequin towel. You’re welcome.

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