Katy Perry’s Breasts Went To A Water Park

August 19th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Taylor Swift aside, the past 12 hours have been a pretty amazing time for breasts. So below is Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas which is nowhere near as awesome as the time her ass fell out at Raging Waters, but at the end of the video, the camera practically smacks into one of her giant breasts as it jiggles out of the water, so try and meet me in the middle here. I swear to God you’re as bad your mother sometimes.

UPDATE: Huge thanks to Jordan_Belfort (your ludes are in the mail) for these GIFs that I have no idea where they’re from, so let’s just say Heaven. That should hold up in court:

Katy Perry Bikini


Katy Perry Bikini Water Park

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  1. brick

    Yes! It was good. No “it should be good” about it.

  2. i don’t care about this. I only care about when Kate Upton is going to do the ice bucket challenge in a white t shirt.

  3. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    seem like some real cool dudes…

  4. Damn, I missed this. This park is pretty close to me.

  5. Debt Serf

    Wow she hangs around a bunch of DB’s. A ‘Trippy’ hat and a guy with sun glasses that say YO LO? Are these people for real or is this just LA? I should be hanging around Ms. Perry, I’m way cooler than those losers, and I just sit in an office pushing paper all day.

  6. Katy Perry and four gay dudes who have no rights in Kansas go for a dip in Kansas.

  7. She’s hot as fuck, but it’s really no wonder why Brand called it off. She’s not in his league, intellectually. But holy cow, he must’ve tapped that POA in every juicy orifice a million times over. To say nothing of her fabulous flapdoodles. Plus, since they were married, that gave him exclusive access to her dirtiest, filthiest fantasies long hidden from her crazy fundie parents.

    Some guys have all the luck.

  8. RichPort

    Bukake is cool and all, but it would have been ice to have a heads up…

  9. Kee-ryst, what a dynamite body. I’d love to break several blue laws with her that I’d bet are still on the books in Kansas.

  10. Hmm

    I don’t like to use the word hero very often, but this Jordan_Belfort guy is a hero. God bless you and your kids and their children for this.

  11. Those GIFs are perfect. No sound, just tits.

  12. SMH

    Sorry, no

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