Taylor Swift aside, the past 12 hours have been a pretty amazing time for breasts. So below is Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas which is nowhere near as awesome as the time her ass fell out at Raging Waters, but at the end of the video, the camera practically smacks into one of her giant breasts as it jiggles out of the water, so try and meet me in the middle here. I swear to God you’re as bad your mother sometimes.
UPDATE: Huge thanks to Jordan_Belfort (your ludes are in the mail) for these GIFs that I have no idea where they’re from, so let’s just say Heaven. That should hold up in court: