Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii

January 4th, 2012 // 121 Comments

As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she could never satisfy. Yup, you just read that. Hollywood Life reports:

“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.”
But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.”
Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with.
“He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

So basically Katy Perry wanted to play house for a while, but when it came time to put in the work, she wasn’t ready to amputate a man’s leg and then bang him in a wheelchair. Jesus, marriage isn’t a game, lady. It’s a two-way street built on love, trust, communication and doing really weird shit for your husband that leaves you feeling like a piece of your soul was lost afterward. You make me sick.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Huffman

    Nah. Those photos are too messed up looking. she just looks like a wet photoshopped dog.

  2. Hugh (pronounced Huge) Johnson

    The breakup with Russell was inevitable. Brits generally do not include excrement in their lovemaking as much as we do. Katy wanted the occasional Cleveland steamer and Russell could not deliver. Hey England… lighten up. Poop is fun and sexy!

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    Stan Happ
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    Hormones and photoshop. If i want digital resizing I can wank to an ASDA catalogue. And why is she Arizona Flats in the “I Kissed A Girl Live” Video. Her yellow playsuit does a fair impression of a waffle there.

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    ze scoundrel
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    God Damned!

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    Lisatlantic
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    She looks like Casey Anthony

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    dooood
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    BITCH GOT TITTIES!!!

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    Rob
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    “A Saturday Afternoon Staring at Her Boobs”

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    Keyser Soze
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    Based on the asinine comments by Stan and Elf, wondering if they’re the same person(or, possibly, just share a brain)…. photoshop? Seriously? Doubtful, and even if it was, like you could possibly land anything NEAR that quality… .i’m not even saying shes a dime, but she sure as fuck isnt ugly, or close to it, and her body is bangin…Elf, not even going to bother to touch those moronic comments. You’re either blind, or gay. Or both.

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    Asif
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    U LUK SUPERB…IM HER FAN……….

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    timmy
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    That is a righteous set of tits.

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    Ashurbanipal
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    Man I love her body.

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    HerboobsRperfect
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    If you zoom in even more you’ll find this picture is made up of thousands of tiny pictures of George Bush!

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    Terry
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    Man I am jacking off to these picks tonight!
    Perry is banging like a motherfucker!!!

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    Terry
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    I take it back. I saw other recent pixs of her. The shit on here are photo stuff. Her body is really kinda fucked up.

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    Barack Obama's left testicle
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    They are fat chicks boobs! I bet they droop to her belly button, She must have to work super hard to keep weight off.

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    BenDoverman
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    Switch her head with dad’s and then we can talk.

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    Jade
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    is she pregnant? looks like it in the last batch of photos

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    DeucePickle
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    This is probably my favorite pic of the year so far.

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    Beth
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    Getting tired of looking at these ButterFace photos every time you post something about her. Nice rack, but she looks awful. Give us something new (and hotter) of her.

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    jono
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    her body is so ungraceful. face is blah even with the makeup

  21. Lucjano

    Proud Pinoy July 25, 2009 Yeah, for those who don’t know about this.for best reulst,use google search. Imagine a world without filipinos .and you would be inspired with the reulst.

  22. Bsf

    wow, haha, one good thing about bggnliog is that i learn a bunch of things from those who comment.I didn’t know this. And it’s really, really nice to know this. Thanks Maki.

  23. Mohandas

    omg your so nice,a guy you don’t know asked you to go to the prom with him and you didn’t say no iesntad you said i’d love to,but idk you

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    How in the name of SCIENCE do they not fall out?

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