Lots of big news happening in the past 24 hours, so let’s jump right to the most momentous before moving on to boring people whose names I won’t mention. (Jennifer Aniston.) Here’s a most likely drunk Katy Perry going down a water slide at Raging Waters Sunday where she cracked – *adjusts bow-tie* – her way into our bikini butt series by flashing everyone at the park her pale, white butt making it just a little less special when John Mayer inevitably releases a song about it. Unless, of course, that song is titled, “Pale, White B-Hole, Thou Hath Strengthened Our Race And Delivereth Me From The Tarnish Of Dark-Skinned Vagina Which Vexes My Penis So in A Minor (Taylor Swift Will Only Do Missionary Blues).”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, COBO/AKM-GSI
has she lost all sensation down there? why was she standing round for an extended period of time without realising her bikini bottom was down? never been to that place/on that ride but can’t understand what force could have pulled her bikini off while she was standing….which means it must have fallen off before she stood up…
Don’t know if she has lost sensation but would love to be the one to find out. She intentionally did this..prob pulled them down herself before even standing. “Attention” all good celebs have issues with not getting enough and will do anything to keep the light on them.
I’d motorboat that ass!
I’m just wondering why Brian Austin Green is in the background of the main picture looking so happy?
Thank God I wore this skirted bottom so no one could see my ass.
tits falling out? Check
ass hanging out? Check
fucked up sloppy hair? Check
just another fabulous day in the life of katy perry
She’s still got that damn ring on?
I think I see Narnia in there.
some syrope with those pancakes please!
I like the butt, but if you look closely there is a tiny bit of a nip slip too
At last, a solid, meaty, proper ASS and not a bony pancake.
I want to lick her butthole.
its to bad the front of her bikini didn’t slip
but i like the butt!
I’d like to wear that ass as a hat.
Katy – First I get a nose full of pee water and now a crack full of stranger schlong… this day is looking up.
Cheeky!
Stupid pink-haired girl blocking my view…
lifeguard
spankbank
FTW
by next week he’ll be blind
that aint spongebobs bikini bottom
this
is
why
the
terrorists
hate
us
good grief,if her tits were any lower she would trip herself! :O
I wish she would’ve spread her cheeks for the cameras.
She has a great body. She seem sexy from my view point.
eww pale pancake ass! Ever seen her without make up on. Yuck! And yall call her beautiful! smh
This post has hpleed me think things through
saw u got a new channel which is what im cotienmmng on now. i love u im a big fan
I don’t care, it looks so damm smooth and beautiful.
I’d eat it like a fat kid eats cake !
homo.
Explain please.
I always wonder why this guy wasn’t looking directly into her heavenly tits, then I read his tattoo.
She alwas looks great, how may people can pull hat off and still look great.
If i had been that Lifeguard my hand would have been on her meaty Ass with a finger in crack..Would have made for a good sniff and taste.