Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off

The Superficial | August 12, 2012 - 11:57 pm

Lots of big news happening in the past 24 hours, so let’s jump right to the most momentous before moving on to boring people whose names I won’t mention. (Jennifer Aniston.) Here’s a most likely drunk Katy Perry going down a water slide at Raging Waters Sunday where she cracked – *adjusts bow-tie* – her way into our bikini butt series by flashing everyone at the park her pale, white butt making it just a little less special when John Mayer inevitably releases a song about it. Unless, of course, that song is titled, “Pale, White B-Hole, Thou Hath Strengthened Our Race And Delivereth Me From The Tarnish Of Dark-Skinned Vagina Which Vexes My Penis So in A Minor (Taylor Swift Will Only Do Missionary Blues).”

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