Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off

August 12th, 2012 // 118 Comments
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Lots of big news happening in the past 24 hours, so let’s jump right to the most momentous before moving on to boring people whose names I won’t mention. (Jennifer Aniston.) Here’s a most likely drunk Katy Perry going down a water slide at Raging Waters Sunday where she cracked – *adjusts bow-tie* – her way into our bikini butt series by flashing everyone at the park her pale, white butt making it just a little less special when John Mayer inevitably releases a song about it. Unless, of course, that song is titled, “Pale, White B-Hole, Thou Hath Strengthened Our Race And Delivereth Me From The Tarnish Of Dark-Skinned Vagina Which Vexes My Penis So in A Minor (Taylor Swift Will Only Do Missionary Blues).”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, COBO/AKM-GSI

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    There’s always a black guy in the background whose obliques say it all.

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    Mr. Poop the 2nd
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    if i were that lifeguard i would jam that thumb up thar

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    Jason
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    meh?

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    Mr. Poop the 2nd
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    clearly too much ass and boob for that lil bikini

    • Boobs

      She just needs to tuck it all in once in a while! With boobs that big and saggy the bra HAS to be extra tight if she doesn’t want them hanging at her belly button.

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    Luci Fehrman
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    McKayla is not impressed….with that ass

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    Tony LaRue
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    6.5 out of 10

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    miDnIghtEr20C
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    Haven’t seen that much white meat since Thanksgiving.

  8. jim

    So what, she’s ugly as fuck.

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    Sandusky
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    Penis in the batt

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    Martin
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    My tongue would be so far up her ass before she could even snap her fingers. It’s a shame her boobs didn’t pop out too.

    In the meantime, I just shot off a load from looking at these pix. HOT!

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    Diet Mountain Dew, Baby
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    Wow–I hate tattoos, but that guy’s tattoo on the side is from the cover of the Sonic Youth album “Goo,” and that’s pretty fucking rad.

  12. jdjdjd

    The fact that she lost half of her bikini is proof that God exists. The fact that it was the bottom half is proof that He’s kind of a jerk.

  13. mr. fuck you

    SAN DIMAS FOOTBALL RULES

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    Her ass is just like her music, bland. Can they auto-tune her ass?

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    cc
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    I’d knead that bum for a day or two.

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    Bane
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    Is it just me, or does her back look like her front?

  17. Katy Perry Bikini Butt Flash Fall Off Water Slide Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew she was into performance art, but I didn’t anticipate her recreating Lourdes Ciccone’s birth experience.

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    great, now when I look at her rack i’ll think of this ass.

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    well done, miD

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    is she trying to have that fence impregnate her?

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    he’s giving her treats in exchange for a quick BJ…straight Pavlovian positive feedback. well done.

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    Vladmir
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    She has one of those If-This-Was-1952 figures…not unlike Scarlet Johansson. If it was 1952, they’d both be the hottest things around.

    • BigOkie

      Yeah, something like that. She has a great rack, a somewhat pretty face but I just can’t bring myself to say that she has a hot body. She’s not fat but I just am not excited about seeing her naked and stuff.

    • Mandy

      I agree that they have bodies that were popular in the 50′s, but I think that’s what makes them gorgeous. They aren’t fat but they aren’t stick thin either – the curves are in the right places (boobs, butt, hips). I would kill for Scarlett’s body.

  23. See Alice

    It took her a half hour to get atround to pulling the bottom back up .

  24. Chiefs420

    Bah. Call me when it’s her top

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    Boo
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    nice bum bum

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    lawn
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    I’d certainly spank that until it was good and rosy.

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    lawn
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    Sure don’t need the zoom function on this one.

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    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Her ass seriously confuses me ,most of the time it looks flat as a board , here she actually looks like has one.

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    Matt Lauer
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    DAMN those bikini tags!

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    Sven Golly
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    Good opportunity to untie that bikini top, Mr. Lifeguard.

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    amy
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    you men on here are fucking stupid(u wonder why all girls know how to talk about is how fat they look)…..i’d tap that ass and i’m a woman!

    • That is an incorrect assumption on your behalf, Amy. We do not wonder why women constantly focus on their weight at all, it is quite obvious to us that most women are OVERWEIGHT. Which is EXACTLY why they focus on their shitty bodies. Sure, the media shoves anorexia up your asses with horribly thin models on billboards and magazines… But the fact of the matter is most of you are just plain lazy. It’s a god damned shame.

      • Who's your mama

        Dereck weighs 700 pounds. Do you have any idea how much work he put into becoming so sexy? Cakes and ribs don’t bring themselves to his mouth. He has to use his hands to feed himself. Which is not an easy feat considering each arm weighs about 200 lbs. Have some respect for the morbidly obese, Amy!

      • jeremy

        I am sorry – this is kind of laughable–

      • jeremy

        that is so funny because I see alot of butt ugly men with pregnant stomachs and fat asses themselves- they think they are the bomb!!!- lazy and fat can for both genders- stop picking on the laydees- Katie Perry is hot!!!!

      • Hey, Dereck Bryce Nation…are you fucking pregnant or something? What’s with this “WE” stuff? I agree with Amy. Katy Perry is a doll, and that includes that nice, round, pretty white butt — much prettier than I would have imagined.

        And I, personally, don’t think women are lazy. I do, however, think you’re full of shit. Or perhaps just very young! So do me a favor…don’t speak on my behalf.

      • amy

        You rock vitobonespur!! all these limp dicks taking shit about her could probably never get a girl as hot as katy

      • Fuck Dereck

        And I’m sure your body is perfection. You should bend over backwards in front of a mirror, notice how many ripples and pimples are on your fat ass, and re-submit your comment, Mr. Perfect.

      • John

        Most women in “AMERICA” are fat ass lazy bitch’s. Its a fact, or why else would they be MORBIDLY obese not “Fat”.
        He never claimed he was perfect… that being said I am sure he is young like myself. Thus why he isn’t blind to reality like yourself.

      • lily

        While I dont think Katy Perry is overweight I agree with Derek. I am in shape female who gets hated on for being slim (5’4″ 110 lbs) and called anorexic by fat chicks on a daily basis. Its ok for all those fat cunts to tell me to eat more, but if I dare tell them to stop shoving their fat faces, all hell breaks loose. In this fat american society in which we live, its a shock to find a fit woman (or man for that matter…the majority of you guys are fat slobs too)

      • amy

        katy perry had a healthy body. when people are demoralized for being healthy that is fucked up..if she were obese making fucked up comments would be one thing be katy healthy!

      • amy

        lily i wouldnt be so quick to judge all those fat cunts who tell you u to eat something….you use them to feel better about yourself. so you can sit there and say look how much better I am than them .If you didnt need them to feel better about yourself you wouldnt give a shit what they said about you.

      • Blech

        I think you get hated on for being Countess Douche.

        But maybe that’s just me.

        (BTW, I’m taller.)

      • LookItUp

        Dear lily,

        5’4″ and 110 lbs is perfectly within the normal range of height to weight ratios for women. Get over yourself! You’re average, definitely NOT skinny.

      • nomad

        You’re right, LookItUp. A height of 5 feet 4 inches gives lily a BMI of 18.9. This puts her in the normal weight range – which is between 18.5 and 25. The problem is – only one third of all women fall into this category (36.5% to be exact). On the flip side – almost two thirds of all women are either overweight or obese (64.1% to be exact). So… she is, in fact, far from average. If there are two fat girls for every skinny girl, then the skinny girls are definitely the exception and not the rule. Go back to being lazy and complaining when someone points out how fat and worthless you and your fellow pigs really are.

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    Ralph Wiggins
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    Looks like an open invitation !

  33. j.j

    Any real surf chick knows you dont surf wearing a bikini top,lol poser!

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    j.j
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    she doesnt have a great butt,lol kinda flat and saggy

  35. Hugh Gentry

    how many guys at the park that day went home and jerked off immediately??

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    j.j
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    Only the fatties of the world willbitch about a woman being too skinny and call her anorexic…some women are just naturally skinny but NO woman is naturally \FAT…fat comes from laziness and bad eating habits no physical activity in their lives.

  37. HungryBoy

    She’s wearing an awful lot of makeup for a water park.

  38. Meh. After seeing Gwen Stefani’s fine rump, this is very meh. Who knew a 40 plus woman would be the new standard bearer for asses I would love to wreck? Learn something new everyday.

    • kevin

      oh, puleeze- gwen stefani has a pancake ass- flat and bony- Katy Perry has a woman’s ass- round and spankable!!!

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    The Pope
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    Judging by the eye-full that the lifeguard got, I bet the waters weren’t the only thing raging.

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    dude
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    well at least she has a nice butt

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    Bringbackbabalu
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    Whats wrong with it? I think her ass looks great. Its not big or curvy but it looks smooth and tight and blemish free!

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    @ShitJRoganSays
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    San Dimas High School Football RULES

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    Mazen
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    “It needs tanning lotion she should get some” Lmfaoo compliments of ma bestie Princess Emily :D

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    JustRon
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    Unbeliviable the Majority of you commenting say she is overweight are out of your freakin minds she has a beautiful body and i would be honored to even be with here.she has that perfect Fifties pinup look that has driven men crazy .

    • John

      I would crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass to be with her.
      Who cares if everyone else can’t see it, increase odds of landing a woman with a similar build. :)

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    Fiercedad
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    I was there yesterday and was checking her out as she was getting on the ride Thunder Rapids right before me and my friends, only I didn’t realize it was actually her. I said to my friends “That chick is catching my eye. She’s hot. A little older, but hot. She looks just like Katy Perry”. They said “kind of”. I think her butt looks wonderful in these pictures

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    Fiercedad
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    p.s. I Can’t believe she was there. That place was horrible, a total nightmare. Never go if you’re 10 years old or older. A cesspool of tiny minions. Hour long lines for minute long rides. No storage lockers available. What was she doing there? It was my first time and i highly doubt i will ever go back!

  47. Rico

    There’s one thing that would make that butt perfect . . a big red rosy imprint of my hand after spanking it. NICE!

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    David
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    Because of this, I now believe in God..

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    I’d leave a hand print on itXD

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    KC
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    “Thank god I pulled my suit up and don’t look stupid anymore!”

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