Katy Perry’s Breasts Are In A Bikini

July 27th, 2012 // 45 Comments

I’m not gonna lie. This is my victory lap for being allowed to eat Chick-fil-A again. These are for me.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, Splash News

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  1. Fred Garvin

    She reeks of queef.

  2. jd

    38 pics and not so much as a hint of a pokie. Is that so damn much to ask on a Friday?

  3. John

    Too bad her hatchet wound is probably rife with STD’s after giving it access to fucking Russell Brand.

  4. Oscar

    Prepare to see this set on every single post from now on. Even if it isn’t Katy Perry-related.

  5. cc

    This raises an interesting question I’ve been struggling with since this morning. I have new neighbours. The husband is away, and she invited two sisters/friends over to spend the day. One is about a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. The other clocks in at OMFG (no shit). Do I find an excuse to invite myself over? Do I pretend to fall over the fence? I can see them when I stand on my deck and vacuum my pool…how long can I do that before it becomes obvious that I am just standing there peeping? Please help, this is a real dilemma.

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    sofa king
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    must be a water jet there

  7. really?

    Ridiculous. You shouldn’t eat Chik Fil A just because of a random video from some “internet sensation”. If Chik Fil A was pro slavery back in the day and a black person said “the slaves help grow food so people can eat, so I am OK with it” that wouldn’t make it right to support them. You’ve impressed me with your stance on gay rights before, but you let me down on this one.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I’m furiously masturbating to how little I care.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        thumb downing yuppie scum with the goddamn coexist stickers and equality stickers on the back of their prius. driving in the carpool lane to the gay pride fest to show how tolerant you are.

        chicken sandwiches don’t have shit to do with your gay friend getting married. It’s that goddamn fairy tale book everybody is reading to blame for that.

        so if you want to get to boycotting, start on sunday morning, ya fucks.

  8. Every time her boobs make me want to have an erection, the fact that Russel Brand has been inside her kills the moment…

  9. Boy Blunder

    Mysterious. She gained weight and lost tone but her tits shrank.

    • Tits are quite mystical like that…

    • mrsmass

      i doubt they shrank, they’re just not being squished together and held up by those ugly getups she normally wears.

      • Boy Blunder

        Look at the previous bikini set of thumnails below these pics. Titties look 2x the volume and the suit appears to have no padding or lift. The mystery of the one girl on the planet who’s tits shrink as she gains weight continues.

      • mrsmass

        hard to say since i can’t decide if she looks doughier here or in those other pictures. not being a giant-boob expert myself, the bikini tops have different cuts so that could also play a role.

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    her breasts in a bikini are alright, but her head on that neck is disgusting.

  11. GrandDragon

    It’s amazing how much better she looks when she’s trying to conceal her face

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    direchef
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    Like a can of Campbell’s Chunky Sirloin Burger Soup…eats like a meal.

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    Amazingly ordinary

  14. The Royal Penis

    Her redeeming quality is those fucking tits.

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    SeymourButz
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    I would like to move to the neighborhood where DDs are ordinary.

  16. Cardinal Fang

    Not so big when they’re not squished together.

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    HATE
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    scissoring?

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    Innvertigo
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    I hate her music but would eat that ass.

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    Cabu
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    I wouldn’t mind sticking my cock in her ass.

  20. tom

    Katty Perry is an old bag. Plus, she’s English so that’s a major turnoff.

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    rj
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    Pancakes!

  22. Anonymous

    If she knocked on my door and told me her car broke down and she really needed to shit on my head, I’d totally let her.

  23. flimflam

    Katy Perry’s body is the lone bright spot on the American pop culture landscape.

  24. bobalu

    Those tits are fucking righteous.

    Amen

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    YTBOY
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    I didn’t know she was so HOT!!!!!

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    MrsB
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    Little girl’s body – not sexy.

  27. Big Balls

    Did she get a breast reduction?

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    blah
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    There’s something about her that really moves me. If I had a chance to kill Hitler or her, but only one, I would lean toward her.

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    Rob
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    i love all your music videos and your so great!what soafwetr do you use for the effects?ANYWAY GREAT JOB ON ALL! check out my video with my couisin michael it’s called last friday nioght T.G.I.F and go to his channel michael21700 and that;s me in the green!skip to 00.33I LVOE YOUR MUSIC VIDEO’S!!!

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Wow Katy Perry was also in SOA?

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    Someone should tell her that’s not how you do a cock push-up.

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    baaaaah
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    how is that a little girl’s body??? Not sexy? you’re some bitter fat chick aren’t, mrsb?

    • Either that, or maybe blind, or perhaps simply dumber than an overcooked pot roast!

      Excuse me. I’m going to head over to the grammar school to pick up on some white chicks…

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