I’m not gonna lie. This is my victory lap for being allowed to eat Chick-fil-A again. These are for me.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, Splash News
She reeks of queef.
she can queef in my mouth any day…
38 pics and not so much as a hint of a pokie. Is that so damn much to ask on a Friday?
Too bad her hatchet wound is probably rife with STD’s after giving it access to fucking Russell Brand.
Prepare to see this set on every single post from now on. Even if it isn’t Katy Perry-related.
This raises an interesting question I’ve been struggling with since this morning. I have new neighbours. The husband is away, and she invited two sisters/friends over to spend the day. One is about a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. The other clocks in at OMFG (no shit). Do I find an excuse to invite myself over? Do I pretend to fall over the fence? I can see them when I stand on my deck and vacuum my pool…how long can I do that before it becomes obvious that I am just standing there peeping? Please help, this is a real dilemma.
Tell them you are a married movie director with two kids, chicks love that.
Good idea…there is a luxury car rental place close by. I’ll rent a Porsche and scream loudly into my cell phone ‘Look, get Angelina’s agent on the phone and tell her if she wants this role, it’s hers.’
Hey, cc, whatever happened to your other dilemma—the friend with the 17- (now probably 18-) year-old daughter with “the ass kickingest body”? I think we deserve some follow-ups here.
must be a water jet there
Ridiculous. You shouldn’t eat Chik Fil A just because of a random video from some “internet sensation”. If Chik Fil A was pro slavery back in the day and a black person said “the slaves help grow food so people can eat, so I am OK with it” that wouldn’t make it right to support them. You’ve impressed me with your stance on gay rights before, but you let me down on this one.
I’m furiously masturbating to how little I care.
thumb downing yuppie scum with the goddamn coexist stickers and equality stickers on the back of their prius. driving in the carpool lane to the gay pride fest to show how tolerant you are.
chicken sandwiches don’t have shit to do with your gay friend getting married. It’s that goddamn fairy tale book everybody is reading to blame for that.
so if you want to get to boycotting, start on sunday morning, ya fucks.
Every time her boobs make me want to have an erection, the fact that Russel Brand has been inside her kills the moment…
Mysterious. She gained weight and lost tone but her tits shrank.
Tits are quite mystical like that…
i doubt they shrank, they’re just not being squished together and held up by those ugly getups she normally wears.
Look at the previous bikini set of thumnails below these pics. Titties look 2x the volume and the suit appears to have no padding or lift. The mystery of the one girl on the planet who’s tits shrink as she gains weight continues.
hard to say since i can’t decide if she looks doughier here or in those other pictures. not being a giant-boob expert myself, the bikini tops have different cuts so that could also play a role.
her breasts in a bikini are alright, but her head on that neck is disgusting.
It’s amazing how much better she looks when she’s trying to conceal her face
Like a can of Campbell’s Chunky Sirloin Burger Soup…eats like a meal.
Her redeeming quality is those fucking tits.
I would like to move to the neighborhood where DDs are ordinary.
those are Ds if shes lucky
Not so big when they’re not squished together.
I hate her music but would eat that ass.
I wouldn’t mind sticking my cock in her ass.
Katty Perry is an old bag. Plus, she’s English so that’s a major turnoff.
She’s not English you douche she is American.
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