Per tradition, Katy Perry‘s breasts are rewarded with their own post whenever they’re.. well, anywhere, so here they are at the American Music Awards Sunday night where Katy also performed in an outfit presumably designed by terrorists to prevent the appearance of camel-toe. Which means either Miley Cyrus‘ people purposely ignored this technology, or we have to admit to ourselves as a society that Katy has the vulva of a Barbie doll. Frankly, I’ve always assumed the former, so why dilute the dream that one day Russell Brand wakes up and realizes years of heroin abuse convinced him monogamy is a rational idea? “Wait a tic. One vagina ain’t right, now is it?” *opens umbrella, flies off*
Haha. The British.
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