Per tradition, Katy Perry‘s breasts are rewarded with their own post whenever they’re.. well, anywhere, so here they are at the American Music Awards Sunday night where Katy also performed in an outfit presumably designed by terrorists to prevent the appearance of camel-toe. Which means either Miley Cyrus‘ people purposely ignored this technology, or we have to admit to ourselves as a society that Katy has the vulva of a Barbie doll. Frankly, I’ve always assumed the former, so why dilute the dream that one day Russell Brand wakes up and realizes years of heroin abuse convinced him monogamy is a rational idea? “Wait a tic. One vagina ain’t right, now is it?” *opens umbrella, flies off*
Haha. The British.
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She’s pretty and I love her body but she CANNOT sing. Worst performer ever!
Tits don’t have to sing. They are tits, and any woman that loves the good ole USA would have large, plump ones, full of nourishment. Katy Perry, real American. P.S. Katy Perry sings?
She really is dreadful. She has no range to speak of, and that’s just the beginning of her shortcomings. Her performance at these awards wouldn’t get her past the first round of American Idol. Just another example of a talentless, manufactured performer.
@cc, Sugar Right on…and I loved watching her clomp around the stage as if it was her first time wearing heels. She was turned down in the mix within seconds of warbling the first few lines of the song, but it was too late: that voice wilted every potted plant in my house.
I LOVE her dress. Love, love. Such a pretty color and it looks great on her!
There’s as much make up on her chest as there is on her face..
haha yes there is she is a fug.
She confuses me. In some pictures she looks really hot and pretty, and in some she just looks scary.
You are a goddamn genius.
She actually looks good here.
Ditto
she looks really shiny
I dunno… last picture looks a little camely…
What a dumb bitch. Her face screams “I’m stupid”.
I like you :)
I don’t think there’s much doubt she’s a moron, and a talentless one at that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
BUTTERFACE!
Freaking tease.
She looks beautiful here, I have to admit. You can’t even see the wonky eye.
Yes, she’s wearing like 12 lbs of makeup and everything money can buy, the best push-up bra and so on – but she looks great.
Shame about the singing though. And the music. And that she has a career. In it.
No she does NOT.
I kind of have to agree with James. Can’t stand her and usually she looks terrible, but she looks good here.
Course she had ‘people’ working her into the pretty.
definitely a cameltoe!!!
Terrorists, “camel” toe…crafty.
Can’t sing, always wears a TON of make up is very annoying and lame, has a Jay Leno sized chin and bug eyes.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, I definitely spot a camel toe there.
i think you look poorly on heroin
maybe the needle thing is sad, but everyone takes oxy opium and so on…
i mean why wouldn’t you
She’s finally nailed the poor man’s Zooey Deschanel.
I was literally just about to use that phrase. Although I’m not exactly sure what your comment means…
All I’m saying is, sure, she looks cute here, but Zooey Deschanel blows her out of the water beauty-wise on her worse day.
Pic 2 – Her tongue is lumpy. Explain?
It’s to provide extra sensation.
it’s amazing how her tits pop in certain outfits but then disappear in others (like this one). I bet when she’s completely braless they deflat and sag like hell without any support.
Very pretty girl. Enough said.
please try to to be useful.
……………..ROB russell brand.
(and kill him afterwards)
Skank-o-lishous
I think those are just wrinkles in the heavily lined & reinforced costume.
But there is pussy under there somewhere. It might have Beiber & Brand spooge all over it though.
First of all, jealous bitches on this site need to stop hating on poor Katy…she’s certainly not ugly (at least she’s prettier than YOU), and even if she’s stupid, she’s managed to make more money than you ever will in your lifetime…
That being said, though, isn’t it time for her to retire into housewifery? Her new songs suck and she’s already doing Proactiv commercials…which speaks volumes to her impending obscurity…
What ppl on this site have done or not done financially has NOTHING TO DO with this horribly untalented FAME-WHORE making SHITLOADS OF CASH for PURE CRAP!!!
When one puts themselves out there, it’s fair game, my darling.
Her chiropractor will retire from the back problems she’s going to have.
She can’t sing. We know this. She’s fucking HOT though. This is what she CAN look like if she stopped with the annoying baby clothes outfits and caked on make up she usually sports. At least the make up on her here tries to make her look natural. She’s also not trailer park trash like many of the other entertainers out there. As for intelligence? She has a multi million dollar singing career so even if she is talentless she isn’t stupid. She at least hired the right people around her to make her career flourish.
I think I’ve seen maybe, just maybe 3 pictures in magazines where she didn’t look great. There was one when she was dressed up for an awards show wearing a blue, almost turquoise dress, red lipstick, her dark hair and alabaster skin looking gorgeous. No, I don’t think she’s Einstein, but she doesn’t have to be, she’s just a celebrity. But breasts, hair, make-up, WHATEVER – she is a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG, (26?), woman. If anyone states she is not gorgeous, they are lying, jealous and know it.
I love how the internet brings out all the jealous losers. None of you have ever spoken a word to her, but apparently she’s an idiot. As for her being ugly… seriously? Whoever says that needs to be honest with themself. She’s probably either prettier than you if you’re a girl, or prettier than anyone you’ve ever been with if you’re a guy. It’s so ridiculous how people browse these celebrity sites all day just to talk shit on em. Get a life.
I would like her to rub my boner until I’m sore.
No comments on this one? It’s an amazing PhotoShop opportunity.
You still can’t convince that her rackis real; there is too much of an ovbvious implant line, sorry, and they’re too full. Liar, as in Kim Kardashian :|
Guy on bottom right knows whats up
Ah- ye
My, what a ribbed tongue you have, Katy
a poor man’s Zoey Deschanel
real original lauren.
She is gorgeous.
fuck you. nobody wants your fake shit.
she’s beautiful
so cute!~katy:D
her singing is really bad :( disappointed !