Katy Perry Looked Awesome At The AMAs And Then Didn’t, At All

November 21st, 2011 // 57 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry(‘s breasts) looking surprisingly awesome at the AMAs last night after what seems like an eternity of weird, pink (breastless) 80s nightmare outfits that make her look pregnant. Except cool those wiener jets because later in the evening she decided to dress like a goddamn nun from the future which was just a horrible fucking decision. And you know who else makes horrible fucking decisions? Pregnant women. “How can I say that?” you ask. They’re pregnant.

I wonder what they’ll name it…

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. For some reason after seeing Katy on the AMAs, I had dreams, all night long, of being all oiled up and spooning my Grandmas Bridge partner.

  2. Hugh Gentry

    I’d never get her pregnant from all the anal we’d be doing.

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    Cock Dr
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    That is a beautiful profile shot.
    I haven’t been a big fan of the cotton candy colored hair thus far but that looks amazing.

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    Cock Dr
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    The crappy dress ruins the shot. Lose it.

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    cp3
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    Judy Jetson looks old.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Is that the outline of an implant I see ? Tsk, tsk. Real, my ass.

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    D-chi
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    Today I get to meet Ruby Rhod!

  8. Cock Dr

    Two more dreadful dresses debuted by Ms Perry.

  9. rough's entry strategy

    Yep not a moment on that show failed to be perky..

  10. Isn’t her hair going to fall out some day from all of the color changes?

    • Blocparty86

      I made a comment regarding the same thing before reading yours. Her hair does look much thinner than it was, unless she was wearing extensions before.

  11. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    doesn’t look pregnant.

  12. chinto

    I just can’t overlook her busted face.

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    Throjo
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    I hope she plays the guitar better than she plays the recorder..

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    Mandi
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    That guy is making the same face I make whenever I hear a Katy Perry song.

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    maruli
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    Wait… Where’d everybody go?

  16. WHYTHEFORK???

    I thought Lucille Ball was dead.

  17. mel

    dude, i seriously can’t understand your obsesh with katy perry! you correctly go on and on about stink hilton’s wonky eye but you fail to notice that perry has one too.

    she looks to me as if she’s about a half chromosome away from full fledged, “syndrome of a down”.

  18. cc

    I can’t believe what a dreadful singer she is. It makes me feel sorry for a couple people I know who played in bands for years, and who very good, and who never ‘made it’, while this talentless shmuck makes a fortune.

  19. SisterRay

    WHAT THE EFF ARE THOSE BANGS SUPPOSED TO EVEN BE? I MEAN SERIOUSLY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

  20. oh, you know it's true

    Beard

  21. Blocparty86

    Althought I agree that she looks better with black hair, she should accept that she is a natural blonde and stop dying her hair.

    I would imagine going from blonde to black, red, pink, and blue would cause major damage to her hair. Why doesn’t she just wear wigs and weaves like other celebrities?

    • kimmykimkim

      The blue hair was definitely a wig. Not that I follow what she does or even like her but I think only this color and that time she was blonde for the Smurfs movie premier were her real hair. And maybe the black was real too. I’d have to see a pic. Dying and lightening your hair will make it brittle and cause it to break but there are also plenty of moisture treatments to use to help it look healthy and hold color better.

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    V
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    agreed. it’s a great shot.

  23. tom

    Without make up this girl would be nothing.

  24. Donald Trump

    This bitch and her ugly husband should find a rock and die under it.

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    TomFrank
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    Nuns from the future show cleavage? I guess we have Vatican III to look forward to. And apparently, a hard-rock version of “Dominique.”

  26. Honkey

    Uglier by the day.

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    I never knew Grace Jones played the guitar.

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    SM
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    No cause for alarm…It appears that Katy Perry’s head and boobs are just bolted onto the wrong side of her body ladies and gents….

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    smd
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    her third nipple’s showing.

  30. zorbitor

    She’s a free spirit. She said so on her Proactiv commercial

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    Gator's bitch
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    Zoom in on her face for some serious wonk eye action, holy hell

    • A

      zoom in on your nutsack to find your micropenis, holy shit

      • Gator's bitch

        Sry wonk eyes, too much makeup and hair that looks like old cotton candy doesn’t appeal to me, it clearly does to you since my comment riled u up so much , please calm down its only the internet and I can assure Katy perry doesn’t give a shit that you defended her or gives a shit about people like u as long as you keep her pockets full of cash from shoving her tits everywhere and singing godawful songs

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    Ina Garten's Panty Shield
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    “And that’s the 20th girl my husband Russel Brand cheated on me with! Take that, Kat Von D!”

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    “I’m a little teapot…”

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    The one that got away? Obviously not Russell Brand.

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    That guy that looks like dirty Jesus over there? Yeah, he’s with me.

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    ugly
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    ugly bitch…

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    candy man
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    I never get sick of katy perry…I mean always..

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    Blech
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    It’s like she’s where “Pretty in Pink”-Molly Ringwald came to die…

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    Next time she’ll perform with it turned on.

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    Suuuuuuuuuuuuch an attention whore. Grmph.

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    I wonder how many hours it takes her to get all that eye makeup off.

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    Without those globes, she’d have nothing.

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    Mannequin III : Keep The Receipt

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    I’m zany!!!!

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    Skeeter
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    I bet her anus looks tremendous.

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