Katy Perry Looked Awesome At The AMAs And Then Didn’t, At All
Here’s Katy Perry(‘s breasts) looking surprisingly awesome at the AMAs last night after what seems like an eternity of weird, pink (breastless) 80s nightmare outfits that make her look pregnant. Except cool those wiener jets because later in the evening she decided to dress like a goddamn nun from the future which was just a horrible fucking decision. And you know who else makes horrible fucking decisions? Pregnant women. “How can I say that?” you ask. They’re pregnant.
I wonder what they’ll name it…
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