Katrina Darrell should’ve won American Idol. All of them.

February 13th, 2009 // 142 Comments

Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. – - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. “Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it.”


  1. Chelle

    That girl has “skank” written all over her.

  2. Her knees are kind of ugly. First time I ever noticed someone’s knees.

  3. BonnieBell

    Okay, EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW, she’s trying on bikinis with nothing on the downlow?

    Not very hygenic. Poor people that try on those bikinis after her!

    Crabs!!!!!!

  4. Teekee

    Now that’s a happy Devil-Dog….

  5. WTF?

    Douchebag

  6. Jorma

    That Bobblehead Barbie is tad on the disgusting side. I couldn’t decide whether I tolerated her face or absolutely hated it. Plus in a real singing competition she would’ve never advanced since she just happens to be a shrill bitch.

  7. yuppers

    Wow , somebody got her tits done since Idol auditions…no surprise there.

  8. Doc

    This poor man’s version of that attention-whore, Montag, looks like she’s got Cri du Chat Syndrome.

    Let’s take a look at the evidence: Cat-like whining voice, wide-set/downward slanted eyes, small head, beaked nose, and mental retardation.

    Normally, I’d say don’t hate on the disabled, but this girl is just asking for it. In the ass. In a trailer park. Filmed by Joe Francis. For a tee shirt.

  9. Bored

    Just another girl in a bikini…is this interesting? Girls like her are a dime a dozen. She should visit the porn industry where they can use her for a few years and throw her out with the rest of the trash.

  10. Jesus of Nazareth

    Y’all are a bunch of haters. This chick is pretty hot.

  11. Blah

    She’s got no ass, doesn’t work out and her nose is fucked up. I’m not usually one to talk shit, but she has NO talent and now she’s going to be famous for being a whore. Our country is so great.

  12. Jason

    Boob job? Duhh. Unless you think most breasts start around the shoulder blades. This is so obvious. Have any of you wankers even seen real tits?

  13. uggles

    pasty, flabby yet skinny, NO talent, self-centered, ugly faced attention whore – SHE SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Sushi

    She aint nothing special. I rather have a woman that looks attractive that is a little chunky.

  15. Alias Simon Cowell

    You idiots remember Carrie Underwear? She’s that one English Simon got a woody when she’d sing/scream directly through her nose. The judges praised her after wearing earmuffs. Myself, I’m a semi-pro singer and a trained singer does NOT lean their head back for high notes. So, if Carrie Underwear could win the contest due to her ASS CHEEKS instead of singing, why not Katrina? I’d immediately have Katrina give me a head-lock between her legs!

  16. Justin

    GOD stop changing writers on your staff, the new ones blows ass~

  17. i thought she was so annoying on American idol. I don’t understand why all these talentless people become famous for not doing anything.

  18. dude

    You women need to stfu she’s hella hot and every guy in here would totally hit it.

  19. TJ

    And no, Seacrest won’t hit it–he’s a dick smoker from waaay back.

  20. E

    Completely busted face, zero curves aside from the beat plastic tits, um no thanks…

  21. JJ

    #119- Im a guy and the only way I would hit that is with a bag over her head

  22. Bucknut85

    Jesus of Nazareth- um hot by what standards?

  23. Mama Pinkus

    nice bolt-ons – NOT

  24. Sami

    She’s so ugly. Shit, if she’s hot, that makes me miss fucking universe.

  25. John Walker

    skinny fat

    she needs toning… muscle definition is hot but so are real boobs…

  26. Hm....

    There is something so off about her face. I think it’s her teeth/mouth….? Not feelin her

  27. #87... hmmmm

    something tells me your name is Katrina…

  28. Splooge

    She likes to show off her body and she’s slutty. That makes her just about perfect in my books. I would gladly cover her with a heapin’ helpin of my splooge!!

  29. timmy

    Another whore for the blacksinblondes.com site. She’ll do anal.

  30. Anthony

    ahhh yikes. She maybe hot, but not there.

  31. nins-ayy

    she’s ugly (not to mention her attitude)
    i got sick of her after watching her in American Idol for 3 minutes.

  32. gard

    Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m”?

  33. asdfeee

    god.

    fix that fucking ugly ass nose !!!!

  34. lizards

    Her boobs weren’t that big when she was on American Idol

  35. Shrillhater

    #18-
    you rock.
    hilarious.
    I’ll add that it seems we’ve got a budding porn star with this one…
    Plus, how misguided was she to focus her “feminine wiles” on Seacrest?
    That was so uncomfortable, it made me want to take off my own skin.

  36. Kal

    id fuck her hard as hell if i ever fucking got the chance at her tight pussy.

  37. John

    I guess you can take her seriously now.

  38. bill

    Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ….she will go far!!

  39. bill

    Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ….she will go far!!

  40. bill

    Katrina is determined, confident and beautiful. She should be given a legitimate chance because she has worked hard all her life,in both aftra and sag, won numerous vocal competitions. The bikini was all in fun but the girl is actually very talented and has more confidence than any contestant so far on American idol!! Support her ….she will go far!!

  41. Just another girl in a bikini Is it interesting? Girls like her are many. She had to visit the porn industry where they can use it for a couple years and throw out with the rest of the trash.

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