Katrina Darrell should’ve won American Idol. All of them.

February 13th, 2009 // 142 Comments

Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. – - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. “Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it.”


  1. Deacon Jones

    Sloppy firsts?

  2. YUCK

    EWW ANOTHER SLUT WHO WILL BECOME A CELEBRITY FOR BEING NAKED.

    WHERE IS THE TALENT PEOPLE??

  3. Dixie

    Makes me want to put on my little bikini, wear high heels, and surprise my lover. He loves my tight little butt.

  4. christina

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?

  5. Dan

    What a vapid fucking whore.

  6. Aura

    And once again we witness the birth of another no-talent wannabe, on her way to 15-mins of inexplicable fame.

  7. havoc

    I wonder where the requisite tattoo is……

    .

  8. All I know is that girl is pretty hot and makes me want to go have massive amounts of sex with my wife (as soon as the kids leave for their sleep over)

    and, that jarhead is in a lot of trouble for posing in these photos. I’m not saying it’s right, he is just asking for trouble.

  9. jenni

    ooo not attractive. not even worth “buttaface” status. yuck.

  10. Spenceer

    Life needs passion.

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  11. Holyfuck

    If my daughter winds up like this chick I am going to blow my brains out and blame it all on her in my suicide letter.

  12. Pink Perfume

    She has a good body, but her face isn’t so pretty.

  13. You must be Ted from LA

    #8

    You must be Ted from LA

  14. …. That guy looks like hes trying to hide a boner, looks like a retard hunched over. I thought they teach those boys how to stand up straight!

    Oh yeah, and shes fugly in the face. Fake boobs?

  15. p0nk

    can’t take her seriously until she releases a sex tape. Until then, being a whore is just a hobby for her.

  16. Pathetic Worm

    That nose would look awesome if it was splashed all over her face, domestic abuse style.

  17. Max

    To be fair, her face looks like a butt. Put a bag over it.

  18. OJ's Mom

    Pic #18 – “Having never worn a bra before, Whorey McSluttington is confused by it’s complexity….”

  19. #13, nope. I am from Orange County though. But, too be fair, I couldn’t get out of that shit hole California fast enough. The liberals and illegals screwed that place. Shame, it was a great place to grow up in the 70′s and 80′s.

  20. Delgo

    Looks like she’d have bad breath.

  21. Dude

    Seacrest is gonna tap that in not time!

  22. Turd Ferguson

    Ted,

    Figures Orange County. What a bunch of stick up the ass conservatives. They drive around in Rolls Royce’s and follow that douche preacher at Saddleback. I hate that fuckin county.

  23. Kelley

    Her new implants haven’t dropped yet …

  24. Hellz no!!! Kara & my girl Paula were totally in the right by saying she skanked her way into the competition!!

  25. Deacon Jones

    Let’s state the obvious here fellas.

    I think we’d all completely abuse this piece of meat, and toss her to the curb afterwards.

    I predict she does Playboy, develops a raging coke habit, and moves to Vegas to strip.

    Don’t be playa hatin’

  26. Trizzle

    I’d fuck her in the ass, then poop on her. Triumph!!

  27. Keb

    Her implants are so rock-hard they look more like pecs.

  28. Sid

    Looks like you only need to buy her dinner. Could even be at Olive Garden.

  29. Will

    I’d stand behind her and help her hit the high notes.

  30. Turd Ferguson

    Aye matey!!

    …she be poised for an “angry pirate” yours truly, Cap’n Turd.

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  32. Noelle

    I’m sorry but this chic is hella ugly… and the fact that she’s such an obvious attention whore, doesn’t help either

  33. denty

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  34. .

    bone protrusion, hers not mine

  35. beefytee

    are her boobs bigger already?

  36. fug face bikini girl

    yay! look who bought herself breast implants!

  37. Ted Mosby

    Those boobs must’ve come compliments of Randy’s excess fat.

  38. lola

    She is a pretty woman. Her face looks classy but the bikini destroys all cred. Wait till you get famous for that

  39. 10pound

    butter face

  40. mike

    Her face is nasty She looks like a retarded bird.

  41. Lain

    Terrible implants. They practically reach her chin.

  42. Danklin24

    She’s ugly fish and her body is terrible. She has the curves of a 12 year old. Gross. Go look at Casey Carlson, now there is a chick that looks fuckin’ SLAMMIN’ in a bikini!

  43. missywissy

    Can’t make it big with her voice, so using her body. Was she invited to the Aubrey O’Day party???

  44. NipTuck

    Every one else is taking all the terrible things I could say :)

  45. M

    she’s only 20!!?? someone’s face is busted…

  46. dude_on

    Inexplicably a whore, yet unrefined with just the right touch of uneducated extroverted sluttiness.

  47. staek

    she looks good i’ll give her that but her attitude makes people think she’s a dick that Casey Carleson is a lot hotter not only because she doesn’t act like a hoe but she’s not full of herself like this chick.

  48. mikeymike

    Guys who complain about slutty chicks who are hot and get naked for public viewing are fags.

  49. Persohone

    I think #25 pretty much sums up men

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