Katrina Darrell should’ve won American Idol. All of them.

February 13th, 2009 // 142 Comments

Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. – - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. “Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it.”

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Comments (142)

  1. Deacon Jones | February 13, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Sloppy firsts?

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  2. YUCK | February 13, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    EWW ANOTHER SLUT WHO WILL BECOME A CELEBRITY FOR BEING NAKED.

    WHERE IS THE TALENT PEOPLE??

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  3. Dixie | February 13, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Makes me want to put on my little bikini, wear high heels, and surprise my lover. He loves my tight little butt.

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  4. christina | February 13, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?

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  5. Dan | February 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    What a vapid fucking whore.

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  6. Aura | February 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    And once again we witness the birth of another no-talent wannabe, on her way to 15-mins of inexplicable fame.

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  7. havoc | February 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I wonder where the requisite tattoo is……

    .

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  8. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | February 13, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    All I know is that girl is pretty hot and makes me want to go have massive amounts of sex with my wife (as soon as the kids leave for their sleep over)

    and, that jarhead is in a lot of trouble for posing in these photos. I’m not saying it’s right, he is just asking for trouble.

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  9. jenni | February 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    ooo not attractive. not even worth “buttaface” status. yuck.

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  10. Spenceer | February 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Life needs passion.

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  11. Holyfuck | February 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    If my daughter winds up like this chick I am going to blow my brains out and blame it all on her in my suicide letter.

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  12. Pink Perfume | February 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    She has a good body, but her face isn’t so pretty.

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  13. You must be Ted from LA | February 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    #8

    You must be Ted from LA

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  14. weaselspeed | February 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    …. That guy looks like hes trying to hide a boner, looks like a retard hunched over. I thought they teach those boys how to stand up straight!

    Oh yeah, and shes fugly in the face. Fake boobs?

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  15. p0nk | February 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    can’t take her seriously until she releases a sex tape. Until then, being a whore is just a hobby for her.

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  16. Pathetic Worm | February 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    That nose would look awesome if it was splashed all over her face, domestic abuse style.

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  17. Max | February 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    To be fair, her face looks like a butt. Put a bag over it.

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  18. OJ's Mom | February 13, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Pic #18 – “Having never worn a bra before, Whorey McSluttington is confused by it’s complexity….”

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  19. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | February 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    #13, nope. I am from Orange County though. But, too be fair, I couldn’t get out of that shit hole California fast enough. The liberals and illegals screwed that place. Shame, it was a great place to grow up in the 70′s and 80′s.

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  20. Delgo | February 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Looks like she’d have bad breath.

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  21. Dude | February 13, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Seacrest is gonna tap that in not time!

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  22. Turd Ferguson | February 13, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Ted,

    Figures Orange County. What a bunch of stick up the ass conservatives. They drive around in Rolls Royce’s and follow that douche preacher at Saddleback. I hate that fuckin county.

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  23. Kelley | February 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Her new implants haven’t dropped yet …

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  24. Blah Girls | February 13, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Hellz no!!! Kara & my girl Paula were totally in the right by saying she skanked her way into the competition!!

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  25. Deacon Jones | February 13, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Let’s state the obvious here fellas.

    I think we’d all completely abuse this piece of meat, and toss her to the curb afterwards.

    I predict she does Playboy, develops a raging coke habit, and moves to Vegas to strip.

    Don’t be playa hatin’

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  26. Trizzle | February 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I’d fuck her in the ass, then poop on her. Triumph!!

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  27. Keb | February 13, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Her implants are so rock-hard they look more like pecs.

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  28. Sid | February 13, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Looks like you only need to buy her dinner. Could even be at Olive Garden.

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  29. Will | February 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    I’d stand behind her and help her hit the high notes.

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  30. Turd Ferguson | February 13, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Aye matey!!

    …she be poised for an “angry pirate” yours truly, Cap’n Turd.

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  31. denty | February 13, 2009 at 4:50 pm

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  32. Noelle | February 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    I’m sorry but this chic is hella ugly… and the fact that she’s such an obvious attention whore, doesn’t help either

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  33. denty | February 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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  34. . | February 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    bone protrusion, hers not mine

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  35. beefytee | February 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    are her boobs bigger already?

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  36. fug face bikini girl | February 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    yay! look who bought herself breast implants!

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  37. Ted Mosby | February 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Those boobs must’ve come compliments of Randy’s excess fat.

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  38. lola | February 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    She is a pretty woman. Her face looks classy but the bikini destroys all cred. Wait till you get famous for that

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  39. casualencounters.com/blog | February 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Skanky girl is skanky.

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  40. 10pound | February 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    butter face

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  41. mike | February 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Her face is nasty She looks like a retarded bird.

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  42. Lain | February 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Terrible implants. They practically reach her chin.

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  43. Danklin24 | February 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    She’s ugly fish and her body is terrible. She has the curves of a 12 year old. Gross. Go look at Casey Carlson, now there is a chick that looks fuckin’ SLAMMIN’ in a bikini!

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  44. missywissy | February 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Can’t make it big with her voice, so using her body. Was she invited to the Aubrey O’Day party???

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  45. NipTuck | February 13, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Every one else is taking all the terrible things I could say :)

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  46. M | February 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    she’s only 20!!?? someone’s face is busted…

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  47. dude_on | February 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Inexplicably a whore, yet unrefined with just the right touch of uneducated extroverted sluttiness.

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  48. staek | February 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    she looks good i’ll give her that but her attitude makes people think she’s a dick that Casey Carleson is a lot hotter not only because she doesn’t act like a hoe but she’s not full of herself like this chick.

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  49. mikeymike | February 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Guys who complain about slutty chicks who are hot and get naked for public viewing are fags.

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  50. Persohone | February 13, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    I think #25 pretty much sums up men

    Reply

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