Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? Well, here she is in Santa Monica yesterday living up to her name. Which is smart because, otherwise, I would’ve sued even though my attorney says I can’t legally force a woman to wear a bikini. Then how do you explain Return of the Jedi, Matlock? I rest my case.
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debagger | July 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
first. hot. the end.
devilsrain | July 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
hot
NH | July 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Stupid bitch.
RichPort's Ghost | July 22, 2009 at 12:33 pm
If I cared less, I’d be dead…
who cares | July 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm
who cares.
Could those shots be even more posed. Paris wantabes should all be put in a room with Paris and gased.
When you see someone like this, why is it against the law to be the shit out of them with a bat, trashcan, lawn chair…whatever is available at the time?
andy7171 | July 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I would plow her into October!
One of the first few! | July 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
One of the first few! Holla!
dk | July 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Already gaining fucking wieght like your typical pig. When there locked in obscurity, not in a relationship ( of any kind ) , or in my closet they keep a decent figure. Otherwise they fatten right up.
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
HEY HEYYYY!! Relatively unremarkable la-day!!
Funeral Guy | July 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Nice body, OK face, but you can tell this bitch is big time full of herself.
TÓR | July 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm
SHE’S HOT
JoJo The Monkey Boy | July 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Should her boobs be on the sides of her body like that?
JaidenPaidIN | July 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I agree with #5
Nothing more needs to be said.
Jessica | July 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
You’re an A-hole for promoting this nasty skank.
grobpilot | July 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Bikini bottom looks a little lumpy in the front. She needs to trim the whisker-biscuit just a bit.
dude_on | July 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Those are new set of tits if my mammary memory serves me correct. Not that I mentally chronicle obsolete breasts adjoined to irrelevant skanks – all that often. The corn dog isn’t original but always a classic when done appropriately. I would have suggested a rocket pop due the Summer setting, but I am a stickler for detail.
katrinadarrellonline.com | July 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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havoc | July 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm
She looks pretty bangable to me…..
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mrs.t | July 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
rhymes with butterface
RichPort's Ghost | July 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm
#19 – Fine… I’d nut her face…
jumpin_j | July 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Cameltoe! Cameltoe!
Chipot | July 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
A little redundant isn’t it? Like showing photos of the cookie monster eating cookies.
JoMama | July 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Looks like someone smashed her in the face with a goddamn trashcan lid, Tom & Jerry style.
Deacon Jones | July 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I guarantee this broad likes giving head. No, loves giving head.
me | July 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
she is desperate for attention….attention whore…
dailyahole | July 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Who goes swimming in Santa Monica? If you didn’t think she had it before, she’s herp-tastic now for sure.
Ergow | July 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Nice Maxi Pad…
amanda | July 22, 2009 at 1:38 pm
the girl in the leopard bikini is hotter
Max Planck | July 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Cleavage canyon…her boobs aren’t even in the same zip code.
Joe Mason | July 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
doable. very doable.
Delgo | July 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I keep trying to get my girlfriend to wear wedges with her bikini but she says not until she tries out for American Idol.
a guy that just went gay | July 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm
damn, that bitch is perfect. do i ever miss women
Clamhammer | July 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm
hate
anon | July 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
bad nose, bad hair, bad teeth, fake boobs, fake tan…
Jim Byrnes | July 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I would put my pinky up her buttocks
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HOW IS SHE HOT? EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS FAKE? FAKE HAIR, NAILS, SKIN, OVER BLEACHED TEETH, FAKE BREASTS, AND SHE IS WORSHIPPED?
I BET IF SHE GAINED 15 LBS YOU ALL WOUJLD CALL HER UGLY.
IF SHE CUT HER HAIR AND DIDN’T HAVE IMPLANTS, SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY. YOUR ALL FAGGOTS.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Richard McBeef | July 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@36 – Just because you are too fat to get man doesn’t mean you should spend all your time hating on people who aren’t chubby chasers.
Go buy a dildo and an a 9mm handgun. Stick one up your fat pussy and the other in your mouth.
ROUGH daddy | July 22, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Grea8 body! they stuffed those boobs real well! I wonder if she have a problem modeling burkas…
lola | July 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I think she has a beautiful nose, but she looks extremely fake. I cannot respect this woman.
Darth Retard | July 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
We did it a few times. She was a pretty standard issue lay though she did go wild when I put it in the stink.
Taz | July 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
id pump that all day
Natalie | July 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm
#8 – what? She isn’t fat at all. I’m not a fan, but come on!! She’s in great shape.
Fribble | July 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Nice clit piercing. Next time leave it at home, so you don’t look like you have a mini-peen.
Damn, she must be stoooooo-pid…
Mr. Class | July 22, 2009 at 3:48 pm
NICE LUMPY CUNT!
pierce this | July 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@ #43 I don’t think its a clit piercing. Look closely at pic #21 and you can see that if its a piercing then its a terrible one on the labia majora which is complete ignorance. If it was a clit or at least the labia minora piercing it would be kinda sexy. As it stands it looks like your claim of her stupidity might be valid.
Bastet | July 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm
It’s difficult to feel anything but irritation, yet for me, that irritation is accompanied by sadness for her. Evidently, flaunting her body is all she has. I have a great deal of respect when people, particularly women, impress others with intellect, as opposed to showing skin. While there is certainly nothing wrong with taking care of yourself and keeping up appearances, there is much to be said for doing so in a classy way.
leid-girl | July 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm
fake tits, skunky hair, fake tan, attention whore.
a dime a dozen in LA, or in CA in general. who cares. Come to hawaii, she’ll feel fucking ugly next to the hawt women here..lol
The Bisexual | July 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm
It’s a brunette Heidi Pratt!
hollywood_hillbilly | July 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Douchie, would the burka help you pretend she is a dude? Wide stance, as usual.
Kelley | July 22, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Really, do we need any more bikini photos of chicks with fake tits ??