Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? Well, here she is in Santa Monica yesterday living up to her name. Which is smart because, otherwise, I would’ve sued even though my attorney says I can’t legally force a woman to wear a bikini. Then how do you explain Return of the Jedi, Matlock? I rest my case.
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first. hot. the end.
hot
Stupid bitch.
If I cared less, I’d be dead…
who cares.
Could those shots be even more posed. Paris wantabes should all be put in a room with Paris and gased.
When you see someone like this, why is it against the law to be the shit out of them with a bat, trashcan, lawn chair…whatever is available at the time?
I would plow her into October!
One of the first few! Holla!
Already gaining fucking wieght like your typical pig. When there locked in obscurity, not in a relationship ( of any kind ) , or in my closet they keep a decent figure. Otherwise they fatten right up.
HEY HEYYYY!! Relatively unremarkable la-day!!
Nice body, OK face, but you can tell this bitch is big time full of herself.
SHE’S HOT
Should her boobs be on the sides of her body like that?
I agree with #5
Nothing more needs to be said.
You’re an A-hole for promoting this nasty skank.
Bikini bottom looks a little lumpy in the front. She needs to trim the whisker-biscuit just a bit.
Those are new set of tits if my mammary memory serves me correct. Not that I mentally chronicle obsolete breasts adjoined to irrelevant skanks – all that often. The corn dog isn’t original but always a classic when done appropriately. I would have suggested a rocket pop due the Summer setting, but I am a stickler for detail.
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She looks pretty bangable to me…..
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rhymes with butterface
#19 – Fine… I’d nut her face…
Cameltoe! Cameltoe!
A little redundant isn’t it? Like showing photos of the cookie monster eating cookies.
Looks like someone smashed her in the face with a goddamn trashcan lid, Tom & Jerry style.
I guarantee this broad likes giving head. No, loves giving head.
she is desperate for attention….attention whore…
Who goes swimming in Santa Monica? If you didn’t think she had it before, she’s herp-tastic now for sure.
Nice Maxi Pad…
the girl in the leopard bikini is hotter
Cleavage canyon…her boobs aren’t even in the same zip code.
doable. very doable.
I keep trying to get my girlfriend to wear wedges with her bikini but she says not until she tries out for American Idol.
damn, that bitch is perfect. do i ever miss women
hate
bad nose, bad hair, bad teeth, fake boobs, fake tan…
I would put my pinky up her buttocks
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HOW IS SHE HOT? EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS FAKE? FAKE HAIR, NAILS, SKIN, OVER BLEACHED TEETH, FAKE BREASTS, AND SHE IS WORSHIPPED?
I BET IF SHE GAINED 15 LBS YOU ALL WOUJLD CALL HER UGLY.
IF SHE CUT HER HAIR AND DIDN’T HAVE IMPLANTS, SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY. YOUR ALL FAGGOTS.
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@36 – Just because you are too fat to get man doesn’t mean you should spend all your time hating on people who aren’t chubby chasers.
Go buy a dildo and an a 9mm handgun. Stick one up your fat pussy and the other in your mouth.
Grea8 body! they stuffed those boobs real well! I wonder if she have a problem modeling burkas…
I think she has a beautiful nose, but she looks extremely fake. I cannot respect this woman.
We did it a few times. She was a pretty standard issue lay though she did go wild when I put it in the stink.
id pump that all day
#8 – what? She isn’t fat at all. I’m not a fan, but come on!! She’s in great shape.
Nice clit piercing. Next time leave it at home, so you don’t look like you have a mini-peen.
Damn, she must be stoooooo-pid…
NICE LUMPY CUNT!
@ #43 I don’t think its a clit piercing. Look closely at pic #21 and you can see that if its a piercing then its a terrible one on the labia majora which is complete ignorance. If it was a clit or at least the labia minora piercing it would be kinda sexy. As it stands it looks like your claim of her stupidity might be valid.
It’s difficult to feel anything but irritation, yet for me, that irritation is accompanied by sadness for her. Evidently, flaunting her body is all she has. I have a great deal of respect when people, particularly women, impress others with intellect, as opposed to showing skin. While there is certainly nothing wrong with taking care of yourself and keeping up appearances, there is much to be said for doing so in a classy way.
fake tits, skunky hair, fake tan, attention whore.
a dime a dozen in LA, or in CA in general. who cares. Come to hawaii, she’ll feel fucking ugly next to the hawt women here..lol
It’s a brunette Heidi Pratt!
Douchie, would the burka help you pretend she is a dude? Wide stance, as usual.
Really, do we need any more bikini photos of chicks with fake tits ??