Here’s a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world’s largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow you managed to mostly get shots of a metal bar. Had you shown a little initiative and climbed out of the tree, Katie would’ve posed for you and given you a free copy of her book. At this point, I’d suggest another profession, but I doubt there’s a market for pool stair photographers. And if there is, you’d be fired for snapping pics of a lawn chair. Because you’re legally blind.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t 17. (What now, Vanessa Hudgens’ legal team?)