Here’s a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world’s largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow you managed to mostly get shots of a metal bar. Had you shown a little initiative and climbed out of the tree, Katie would’ve posed for you and given you a free copy of her book. At this point, I’d suggest another profession, but I doubt there’s a market for pool stair photographers. And if there is, you’d be fired for snapping pics of a lawn chair. Because you’re legally blind.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t 17. (What now, Vanessa Hudgens’ legal team?)
Photos: INFdaily.com
Sickitten | August 5, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Changed your nose to look like a shiska, didn’t you?
Jake | August 5, 2009 at 11:41 pm
First
Robert | August 5, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Third
ha | August 5, 2009 at 11:50 pm
…are there nipples there? Does she have nipples?
Fifth! | August 5, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Fifth!
CaptainMorgan | August 6, 2009 at 12:13 am
Daddy like. Fake or not, I’d give those a good ride. I like this girl better without make up….and preferably no clothes. YUM.
Axel | August 6, 2009 at 12:24 am
@ #6…
Well Said
Kraki | August 6, 2009 at 12:39 am
total butterface
Jibbly Biggins | August 6, 2009 at 12:49 am
Behold…..silicon bags!
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2009 at 12:51 am
I never thought I’d say this, but she looks SOOOOO much better without make up.
cliqdate | August 6, 2009 at 1:09 am
Uhm what’s with those ripples under the breasts in the first pic? Should have skipped the implants–gorgeous otherwise.
GM | August 6, 2009 at 1:11 am
I know i konw, but id still (.)(.) Fuck the Shit outta her.
And ( ! ) Fuck her too!!!
Upinya | August 6, 2009 at 1:13 am
Her tits look like they were put on with a zipper.
Daryl G | August 6, 2009 at 1:55 am
…..
Janice Dickenson…?
mikesh | August 6, 2009 at 2:43 am
look at the scares under her boObs
fetus_mcnuggets | August 6, 2009 at 3:08 am
opaque nipples !!!!!!!!!!!!
Spooge | August 6, 2009 at 5:10 am
You sure that isn’t Janice Dickerson?
Gossipgirl | August 6, 2009 at 5:40 am
are these pics actually new? that looks like peter andre, and the two of them are in the middle of a divorce, a pretty nasty one at that.
fred | August 6, 2009 at 5:54 am
Actually that papparazi has made a ton of money out of that metal bar as it allowed one of the less tasteful UK papers to have it as a front page picture (what do you mean news?) which they couldn’t have done if the nipples were visible. This suggest that the pap is a genius or freakin lucky
Darth | August 6, 2009 at 6:08 am
Nice tan! Didn’t she used to live in LA?
Rhialto | August 6, 2009 at 6:10 am
Who’s reponisble for these photos?!
I'm telling you... | August 6, 2009 at 6:57 am
She’s a MAN. There is NO doubt about it in my mind.
I'm telling you... | August 6, 2009 at 7:08 am
She’s a MAN. There is NO doubt about it in my mind.
Sickitten | August 6, 2009 at 7:48 am
Wow, some people who aren’t really beautiful w/poor bone structure to the face should not take shots w/their hair slicked back in natural light.
above me is an idiot | August 6, 2009 at 7:54 am
@28
WTH are u talking about? Katie Price has a very photogenic face.
NYbigurl | August 6, 2009 at 8:20 am
I wouldn’t fuck her with my girlfriend’s strap-on!
above me is an idiot | August 6, 2009 at 8:44 am
@30
Why does your girlfriend have a strap-on? To fuck you up the ass!
HAHAHA, you dug that one yourself.
Deacon Jones | August 6, 2009 at 10:08 am
@23
I agree Fred.
These were staged. How do I know? She has brutal nipple scars from the implants, and each one of these 4 (that’s fucking it?) photos oh so conveniently hides the nipples.
Érico | August 6, 2009 at 10:12 am
I only there were more proeminent women like her.
Bosco | August 6, 2009 at 10:40 am
Skin rippling on the side of the boob sign of a lousy boob job…
Kelley | August 6, 2009 at 11:08 am
Franken-Tits … the girl was too tiny and thin for basketball-sized implants in the first place. They look grotesque. Of course if she had them removed she wouldn’t be “famous for my tits” anymore, as she once said in an interview. I’d rather see a Heidi and Spencer post than look at this talentless skank … fuck, imagine being famous for a boob-job, and a god-awful one at that. Before all the surgery she was actually cute, but she’s still an airhead.
The Jerk | August 6, 2009 at 11:13 am
Katie Price’s tits get just as much attention as a oompa loompa does..
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2009 at 11:38 am
#28, Sickitten, I clicked your link. I hope that’s not you in all of those ragdoll image pictures. If so, you’re the LAST one to be talking about anyones bone structure. Your face doesn’t even appear to have bone structure…it’s flat. Stop being so hypocritical. And well, if that isn’t you..then my apologies..I guess?
Adolf | August 6, 2009 at 11:52 am
Isn’t Katie Price a jewess? I bet her beaver smells like matzah balls.
Adolf OvenShoveler | August 6, 2009 at 11:53 am
@ Sickitten Get in the oven you jewess.
RichPort's Ghost | August 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Ever try to grab a fully inflated inner tube while in a pool? It’s maddeningly difficult… what with the sliding all over the place and the squeakiness. That is exactly what it would be like to fuck this beeotch in a pool.
me | August 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
nasty.nasty nasty …..get some class chick
bUZZTOE | August 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
PARTY TITS!!!!!
ImARobot | August 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Gross tits are gross.
NYbigurl | August 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm
#27 did you not read my post name? what do you think NYbigurl means? it means my gf has a strapon because i am a bisexual girl, you illiterate, limpdick ass clown.
Mama Pinkus | August 6, 2009 at 2:52 pm
nasty
Annie Loves Anal | August 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Wow 36 your turning me on!
Tom K | August 6, 2009 at 6:49 pm
She is such a sad skank but she’s probably great in bed!!!
Funeral Guy | August 6, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Didn’t take this skank long to find another cock to jump on.
What an attention WHORE | August 7, 2009 at 8:38 am
Laughable. This skank will do ANYTHING to get the attention she desperately craves. She’s pathetic…
Disgusting skank | August 7, 2009 at 8:40 am
If she had natural tits, it’d be one thing. However, she’s got the world’s WORST porn star fake bolt on titties. Yuck…
christianbachelors | August 7, 2009 at 1:58 pm
She such a good mom! Very supportive and providing! – christianbachelors.com
uh...nevr seen a furby with fake tits... | August 7, 2009 at 5:49 pm
omg…wtf. this ugly mofo jus made me spew in my mouth!!! wat a fucked up botched tit surgery…pete burns luks bettr than this bucket!
1moreidiotintheworld | August 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm
What the fuck are you censoring? You cant see shit in any of the pics…. not even PG-13 material.
moody_me | August 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm
A poor man’s Janice Dick-in-son, and it’s hard to stoop below La Dick anyway. Both tranny lookalikes. Both ugly, vile, classless skanks.