Katie Price attended the 2007 UK Cosmopolitan Fun, Fearless Female Awards in London last night. Katie Price is actually pretty hot. At least when her eye doesn’t get in the way. What is with the wink? Who’s turned on by that? Hey, I know I’m smoking hot, but check this out, ooh, yeah, baby had a stroke and can’t move the left side of her face. Do you like that? No. You’re crying – and punching yourself in the crotch. Why do boys always do that? I’m just trying to be seductive. Like my 80-year-old grandfather taught me.
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key | November 7, 2007 at 3:45 pm
first!!!!
Jaymeister | November 7, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Help!! My eyes just burst into flames! If she leans back any farther she’s gonna need a back brace.
POOPER | November 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm
GRATS
Mike | November 7, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Second to last picture, why is she holding the back up, she should let go, so we could see that ASS!!!!!!!!!
Big | November 7, 2007 at 3:50 pm
My eye
who stole my eye
bigSTEAMYone | November 7, 2007 at 3:51 pm
SKANK ALERT !! SKANK ALERT !!!!
supes | November 7, 2007 at 3:51 pm
why does every idiot female “celebrity” that gets in front of a camera suddenly think they are a super-model? Fucking morons.
Kris | November 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm
That is one of the ugliest fucking dresses I’ve ever seen.
You could use it for hypnotism.
The explainer | November 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm
If by hot you mean ugly and stupid looking, then I would say, yeah, she’s hot.
Kris | November 7, 2007 at 3:54 pm
WHYYYYY CAN’T WEEEE NOT BE SOBERRRR?
BunnyButt | November 7, 2007 at 3:54 pm
She must be fearless to wear such a shitty dress out in public. Or would that stupid?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 7, 2007 at 3:55 pm
nice calves
Kris | November 7, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I’ve seen crack whores with a better fashion sense.
gcoke | November 7, 2007 at 3:57 pm
BACK FAT! only kate moss could pull that dress off.
gack69 | November 7, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Ummmm, does she know her husband is gay? ‘Cause, yeah. Pretty sure he’s gay.
Kris | November 7, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I’ve seen crack whores with a better fashion sense.
Jimbo | November 7, 2007 at 3:59 pm
@16 Where?
kaytee | November 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I am surprized she hasn’t broken her back with all that arching – if she wants to show off her boobs, just do it.
The collection of parts look fine but put together to make up this woman? Not attractive at all.
Why are people like this famous? Did she have a sex tape out there?
stevenholt1@mac.com | November 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm
she’s rocking enough glitter to cover 20 or 30 strippers.
She’s also a no talent ho.
RENEE Z... | November 7, 2007 at 4:01 pm
God, what is it, National Douchebag Day?! Every “celebrity” being posted on the fish today is a big giant douchebag (…not to say that Britney,among others, isn’t a douche…she’s beyond doucheyness).
malicious | November 7, 2007 at 4:06 pm
is she pregnant again?
mkell | November 7, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Eeeewww!!!
ollietofaceplant | November 7, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Fuck this chick, its always the almost hot ones that try this hard..not to mention the fact that shes drooling in the sixth picture.
KamUK | November 7, 2007 at 4:09 pm
She’s pretty hot?? FUCK ME! Do you wanna get your spectacles and check those pictures again?? She’s VILE an orange monster with 2 gigantic fake tits that look like they will explode any minute.
Dale Gribble | November 7, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Fact: lots of penises curve left when erect.
Fact: left-curving skeet shooters will paint the right eye of a cumguzzling whore.
Fact: she’s a cumguzzling whore.
Faaaact!
yukadoozer | November 7, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Is she pregnant?? Thtat’s the only excuse for wearing that “dress”. And that glitter looks like a runway down her back. She’s a Retard.
Sauce | November 7, 2007 at 4:16 pm
#25 – hahahaha brilliant
Duh | November 7, 2007 at 4:16 pm
SICK, she’s totally drooling in pic #6!!! And do you think she could have had her nails filled and touched up before she was photographed in public? Chipped red polish is so tacky. Her eyelashed scare me. Her husband scared me. And is she pregnant again?
celebobsessed | November 7, 2007 at 4:17 pm
girl has an awesome body and manages to show off her only visible flab in that dress. back fat is never hot
George | November 7, 2007 at 4:21 pm
I just love women that have Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey tattoos on their asses.
Ript1&0 | November 7, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Ok, I don’t know who the fuck this is, but the whole one side of the face looking droopier thing. What causes it? Paris, Drew Barrymore, this chick, and now me. I have a case of wonkey eye too!! What the f?!
Has it always been this way and I haven’t noticed? Is it from sleeping on one side? Did I actually have a mini drug induced stroke at some point? So many questions….
FRIST!!! | November 7, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Ript, that’s what happens when you navigate away from the porn!!!
my comment | November 7, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Girl seriously needed a manicure.
Feckless | November 7, 2007 at 4:30 pm
After looking at her husband, I think what she is doing is showing us how fast she can dodge the skeet.
joeypants | November 7, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I’d wreck that.
1-hand Rand | November 7, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Hey frist, how about some more cybersex porn? That was pretty hot yesterday!
Narcissist | November 7, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Is she pregnant or is her back broken? She’s not looking hot to me. Pic 3 sure isn’t flattering her legs.
28. SHE IS!
PunkA | November 7, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Is her husband on the down low? Seriously, looks like he has lips that love the man parts.
FRIST!!! | November 7, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Thanks 36, and to my troll who wrote it.
Ript1&0 | November 7, 2007 at 4:40 pm
You’re right, Frist. I’m hearing you loud and clear on all channels.
So kids, what we’ve learned today – is that if you want to keep both eyes, keep them both on the porn. If you look away, one will just keep looking, while the other wanders off. You may be ok for awhile….. but they could stick that way.
Never underestimate the power of the porno.
big teeth | November 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm
This no-name is in perfect company today with Dog, Hulk Jr., and Kim. Makes me long for a Britney post, even though I hate her..
FRIST!!! | November 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Sad thing is, Paris got her wonky eye from watching her own porno…
Duh | November 7, 2007 at 4:49 pm
She and her husband have a stupid reality show that’s the equivalent of The Newlyweds…but British…it’s gay…like her husband…
SuzyQ | November 7, 2007 at 4:49 pm
#38 – nice catch about the husband! And check out the greasy face. It’s like he somehow got Astroglyde all over it. I wonder how he could have done that? Wait…hold on…eeeeewwwwwwww…..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anal+creampie
Boobaluvah | November 7, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Um…what? Sorry, I was staring at her tits…
kpol | November 7, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Does the sign in pic #15 say she’s a man?
TS | November 7, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Trizamp Stizamp.
Celebs Uncovered | November 7, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Here’s his first wife.
TS | November 7, 2007 at 5:00 pm
And she does have a crazy wavy-back skin thing going on which is weird because otherwise her body seems great. The T&A appear to be nice as do the legs. But if she’s a british model she’s probably annoying as hell…
tastepolice | November 7, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Mr Phish.
Having described Elisha Cuthburt as “Courtney Love’s clone” only two days before describing the horrendous and seriously unfuckable Kate Price as, “hot,” you are in serious violation of international taste regulations.
Please hand yourself over to the nearest training centre for taste reorientation.