Katie Price attended the 2007 UK Cosmopolitan Fun, Fearless Female Awards in London last night. Katie Price is actually pretty hot. At least when her eye doesn’t get in the way. What is with the wink? Who’s turned on by that? Hey, I know I’m smoking hot, but check this out, ooh, yeah, baby had a stroke and can’t move the left side of her face. Do you like that? No. You’re crying – and punching yourself in the crotch. Why do boys always do that? I’m just trying to be seductive. Like my 80-year-old grandfather taught me.
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first!!!!
Help!! My eyes just burst into flames! If she leans back any farther she’s gonna need a back brace.
GRATS
Second to last picture, why is she holding the back up, she should let go, so we could see that ASS!!!!!!!!!
My eye
who stole my eye
SKANK ALERT !! SKANK ALERT !!!!
why does every idiot female “celebrity” that gets in front of a camera suddenly think they are a super-model? Fucking morons.
That is one of the ugliest fucking dresses I’ve ever seen.
You could use it for hypnotism.
If by hot you mean ugly and stupid looking, then I would say, yeah, she’s hot.
WHYYYYY CAN’T WEEEE NOT BE SOBERRRR?
She must be fearless to wear such a shitty dress out in public. Or would that stupid?
nice calves
I’ve seen crack whores with a better fashion sense.
BACK FAT! only kate moss could pull that dress off.
Ummmm, does she know her husband is gay? ‘Cause, yeah. Pretty sure he’s gay.
I’ve seen crack whores with a better fashion sense.
@16 Where?
I am surprized she hasn’t broken her back with all that arching – if she wants to show off her boobs, just do it.
The collection of parts look fine but put together to make up this woman? Not attractive at all.
Why are people like this famous? Did she have a sex tape out there?
she’s rocking enough glitter to cover 20 or 30 strippers.
She’s also a no talent ho.
God, what is it, National Douchebag Day?! Every “celebrity” being posted on the fish today is a big giant douchebag (…not to say that Britney,among others, isn’t a douche…she’s beyond doucheyness).
is she pregnant again?
Eeeewww!!!
Fuck this chick, its always the almost hot ones that try this hard..not to mention the fact that shes drooling in the sixth picture.
She’s pretty hot?? FUCK ME! Do you wanna get your spectacles and check those pictures again?? She’s VILE an orange monster with 2 gigantic fake tits that look like they will explode any minute.
Fact: lots of penises curve left when erect.
Fact: left-curving skeet shooters will paint the right eye of a cumguzzling whore.
Fact: she’s a cumguzzling whore.
Faaaact!
Is she pregnant?? Thtat’s the only excuse for wearing that “dress”. And that glitter looks like a runway down her back. She’s a Retard.
#25 – hahahaha brilliant
SICK, she’s totally drooling in pic #6!!! And do you think she could have had her nails filled and touched up before she was photographed in public? Chipped red polish is so tacky. Her eyelashed scare me. Her husband scared me. And is she pregnant again?
girl has an awesome body and manages to show off her only visible flab in that dress. back fat is never hot
I just love women that have Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey tattoos on their asses.
Ok, I don’t know who the fuck this is, but the whole one side of the face looking droopier thing. What causes it? Paris, Drew Barrymore, this chick, and now me. I have a case of wonkey eye too!! What the f?!
Has it always been this way and I haven’t noticed? Is it from sleeping on one side? Did I actually have a mini drug induced stroke at some point? So many questions….
Ript, that’s what happens when you navigate away from the porn!!!
Girl seriously needed a manicure.
After looking at her husband, I think what she is doing is showing us how fast she can dodge the skeet.
I’d wreck that.
Hey frist, how about some more cybersex porn? That was pretty hot yesterday!
Is she pregnant or is her back broken? She’s not looking hot to me. Pic 3 sure isn’t flattering her legs.
28. SHE IS!
Is her husband on the down low? Seriously, looks like he has lips that love the man parts.
Thanks 36, and to my troll who wrote it.
You’re right, Frist. I’m hearing you loud and clear on all channels.
So kids, what we’ve learned today – is that if you want to keep both eyes, keep them both on the porn. If you look away, one will just keep looking, while the other wanders off. You may be ok for awhile….. but they could stick that way.
Never underestimate the power of the porno.
This no-name is in perfect company today with Dog, Hulk Jr., and Kim. Makes me long for a Britney post, even though I hate her..
Sad thing is, Paris got her wonky eye from watching her own porno…
She and her husband have a stupid reality show that’s the equivalent of The Newlyweds…but British…it’s gay…like her husband…
#38 – nice catch about the husband! And check out the greasy face. It’s like he somehow got Astroglyde all over it. I wonder how he could have done that? Wait…hold on…eeeeewwwwwwww…..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anal+creampie
Um…what? Sorry, I was staring at her tits…
Does the sign in pic #15 say she’s a man?
Trizamp Stizamp.
Here’s his first wife.
And she does have a crazy wavy-back skin thing going on which is weird because otherwise her body seems great. The T&A appear to be nice as do the legs. But if she’s a british model she’s probably annoying as hell…
Mr Phish.
Having described Elisha Cuthburt as “Courtney Love’s clone” only two days before describing the horrendous and seriously unfuckable Kate Price as, “hot,” you are in serious violation of international taste regulations.
Please hand yourself over to the nearest training centre for taste reorientation.