Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price drunk off her ass in London last night where, not surprisingly, her dress failed to contain her insane breasts. Leave it to Katie Price to look at a tiny scrap of fabric and think “Oh yeah, my tits are staying in that.” And for the record, I mean that in the most respectful way because, honestly, I don’t know how else you exemplify heroism. Besides letting me touch them. Just throwing that out there.
NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version. Unless you work at a pepperoni plant.
Scope Out (24) Pics of Katie After the Jump
































martina | July 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
first …
gil | July 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
ii have megan fox’s porno video LMAO
http://www.myspace.com/metallicaunlimited
Martina | July 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
the real surprise here is that she’s wearing clothing, and that she is not on her knees.
haha | July 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Nice areola scar…
Mike Oxbhig | July 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
REally fish? slip?…you are reaching…
Knowledge | July 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Hardly a nip slip… Booo HISS!!!
me | July 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm
this chick is retarded !!!!!!!
Anon | July 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
For a woman in a custody battle she’s doing a good Britney.
But unlike Shitney being in the UK no matter what she does she’ll still get full custody.
Lain | July 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm
stretch marks
Lauren | July 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
LOL at the crossed out “Pete” on her wrist. Wonder how she’s going to disguise that :)
Lain | July 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I love how the tagline for Lohan’s new movie is “All her career needs is a little bump”
Of course it applies to the baby bump, but it also applies to her in real life
jon | July 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
pic 17, wtf is up with that? nasty plastic bitch.
hammer Time | July 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Her photos from page 3 (topless) in the uk are way better check them out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71ajRsOq9M
Rhialto | July 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Who’s grabbing her from behind this time?
popculture | July 19, 2009 at 3:32 pm
wow. i can even see the nipple scarring where the implants went in.
Gando | July 19, 2009 at 3:34 pm
He’s supposed to lift her up instead of pushing himself to her.Is he really a ballet dancer?
Darth | July 19, 2009 at 3:39 pm
He’s probably a straight ballet dancer.
mcfeely smackup | July 19, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Wow, we now have a new definition for aureola slip. Just for the record for you guys (and editors) who have never actually seen a nipple, they don’t look like a ring of scar tissue.
Ryan the Canadian | July 19, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Is that Tom Yorke in the background???
Ariana | July 19, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Okay. Who the fuck is Katie Price? I’ve seen her pictures on gossip blogs everywhere. She looks hella ugly with big breasts.
Shield my eyes.
wondertrash | July 19, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Is that drunken bag showing her over inflated boobs again? it’s not like the world hasn’t seen them umpteen times already. At least they draw attention away from her orange and increasingly weather beaten face.
gottabetheworst | July 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm
http://www.cellvote.net/sms/ballot/dumbest
dombigdinbr | July 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
why the nipple is cover???
inbred white guys | July 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Not bad for a negro
kingofbeer | July 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm
looks painful..
Teriqua | July 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Hey, Inbred white guy;
Nobody says. “Negro” anymore. It’s okay say African American or even Black. But Cracker please, get rid of the word Negro!
A couple things about this woman..
For Inbred; I don’t think she’s black at all, not even bi-racial. The only this faker than her tig ol fake bitties is that orange tan. Black girls don’t waste their money on a fake tan.
I also don’t believe that exposure was a mistake! C’Mon Barbie, the “Oopsie did my nipple really show?!?!” Give us a break!
The question I’d really like to ask is, “Why?” She has got to know those Monsterous Mangos don’t have a chance in hell of staying in that tiny dress. If she is promoting a porn, I guess that might be a way to get some press. But don’t insult our intelligence by acting like it’s a mistake.
A normal woman doesn’t try to expose their nipples.
spicy | July 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm
whoa the amazing things that skin can do. I mean how do her tits just not bust through the epidermis!?!?
as a female, i find these pictures to be quite painful to look at
Kelley | July 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Jesus, you know what ? I think I’d rather look at Lindsay Lohan than this used-up bag …
ROUGH daddy | July 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Dont you get the feeling with all these haute couture she wears, her hairy wishbone stinks to high heaven….
missywissy | July 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Looks like somebody got a little carried away with the black Sharpie marker.
Katie Price Nip Slip | July 20, 2009 at 12:11 am
She’s enjoying the moment… well, he breast looks great anyway. She can be proud of it.
Katie Price Nip Slip | July 20, 2009 at 12:11 am
She’s enjoying the moment… well, her breast looks great anyway. She can be proud of it.
HuckyDucky | July 20, 2009 at 12:39 am
Rough D,
What’s a hairy wishbone?
She's hawt | July 20, 2009 at 12:41 am
Shes fucking amazing. Jealous fat ugly losers. Of both sexes
Martina | July 20, 2009 at 1:04 am
Clarification for #34 – as a companion doll she’s hot.
However, as a plastically enhanced woman, she melts if placed near a heating vent. Please continue.
fetus_mcnuggets | July 20, 2009 at 2:06 am
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MEGAN FOX just with big plastic honkers
this is why megan fox never appealed to me … she carries a “my-anal-sphincters-have-ruptured-into-a-magic-flesh-eating-unicorn-ps-im-the-shit” look going for her
very porn star esque
not a big fan of chicks that look like this :(
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mr awesome | July 20, 2009 at 7:32 am
#38 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Megan fox is superhot, she is just freaky!
mr awesome | July 20, 2009 at 7:32 am
#38 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Megan fox is superhot, katie price is just freaky!
Charlene | July 20, 2009 at 8:34 am
What the fuck is wrong with her face?!
ROUGH daddy | July 20, 2009 at 9:54 am
Well young man im glad you ask…@33 picture a wishbone and the female anatomy what do you see?
The Jerk | July 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
In pic #23, was that Rose Boy?! Onto other news…ugly bitch is ugly.
ROUGH daddy | July 20, 2009 at 10:21 am
I was going to illustrate the idea with pics, but Superfish refuse to publish it, its not even porn…
picture Megan Fox’s recent camel toe, and picture a wishbone in front of it…
Gorilla Pimp Slap | July 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm
She looks like an older, more weather beaten version of Janice Dickinson.
whattheshit | July 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm
In the words of Larry David, “they’re not breasts, they’re just big chemical balls.”
Kamila | July 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/katie-price-7189-13.jpg
you cant see her nipple!!
hateyoufornoreason | July 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm
SKANKALICIOUS.
Bosco | July 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
She must be drunk her eyes are partly closed………..
marcus | July 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I think shes a waste of silicone, but I still want to fuck her till she loves me.
Sickitten | July 21, 2009 at 2:47 am
Did you see that big hook nose she was sporting before all of the surgery?