Katie Price’s breasts could be bigger and other news

- Kelly Bensimon wants to do Playboy and why not? It’s not like you have to get naked anymore. They’ll probably even let her wear a sweater. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan admits her Ungaro fashion debut sucked then blames it on everyone else. Ah, yeah, they’re getting their money’s worth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicolas Cage owned a fucking castle. Literally. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tyra Banks is airing the first televised colonic because apparently Jon and Kate Plus 8 wasn’t a big enough TV shitstorm. [Just Jared]

- Michael Jackson’s kids are about to hop on the exploitation express. Christ, what took so long? [Celebslam]

- John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston might be back together. This time they’re positive they can be an even more boring couple. [PopSugar]

- Taylor Swift is hosting SNL on November 7. So mark your calendars for the day Kanye jokes will no longer be funny. [The Blemish]

- Samantha Ronson or a young John Kerry? You decide. [Socialite Life]

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