Katie Price’s salesmanship has drastically improved

November 20th, 2008 // 93 Comments

What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I’d probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I’m awesome and people are genuinely surprised to learn I don’t drive a battleship to work.

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Comments (93)

  1. havoc | November 20, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Bangability = 100%

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  2. Faustus | November 20, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Where´s the ass???…..

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  3. Cowering | November 20, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Those boobs are scary.

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  4. Yikes! | November 20, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    The combination of a boy butt and enormous breasts really excites my suppressed bisexuality.

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  5. Run n Gun | November 20, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    When will women learn this is all men want from them?

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  6. Ted from LA | November 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Fish and havoc,
    I have to call you on this one. She looks like a disgusting slob. Everything about her says, “fake.” I’ll bet you my dog that her personality matches… and I love my dog (and not in a Mike and his goat sort of way either).

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  7. Save me from those eyelids! | November 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    If only she could hoist up her boobies a little bit more, so they could completely hide her face, I’d be in heaven.

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  8. Deacon Jones | November 20, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    @6 High fucking maintenance.
    I guarantee this bitch can’t take a shit without taking her cell phone with her.

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  9. simplicity | November 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    ugh..
    not again

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  10. Rough Daddy | November 20, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Those brittish C-listers are way over the top for me! how do you walk around with that, in anonymity!!! its like a walking billboard for plastic surgery!

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  11. Mike Hawk | November 20, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Leave the dog out of this…

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  12. NotBlonde | November 20, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    You know…if this is what guys think is sexually attractive (busted face, huge fake tits, bloated stomach, no waist, no ass, skinny legs, and fake tanned) then I’m switching to the other team.

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  13. NotBlondeEither | November 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Bloated stomach? I agree with you that she’s icky, and it’s utterly depressing that she is considered attractive, but I don’t really see the bloat. Of course, put anything next to those enormous tits, and it will look small. Hmmm…..

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  14. Victow Pablow | November 20, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    NotBlonde is just pissed cause she aint got nothing. No ones posting her pics. haha. Just kidding ugly. She’s not that bad looking. I would hit it.

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  15. Fat Chicks Suck | November 20, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    NotBlonde: Wait….why wouldn’t guys want skinny legs? And all guys want a skinny waist – I don’t think there’s a guy in the world that likes a big waist. Are you super fat or something? Skinny, toned legs are fucking hot and hers actually aren’t even THAT skinny.

    I’m not saying this girl is that amazing. She has nice legs, a decent ass, her fake tits are just a joke but I’ve seen MUCH worse faces and at least she’s not fat. She could afford to work on her stomach a bit but I wouldn’t call it bloated – better than 90% of the girls I see walking around.

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  16. NotBlonde | November 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Aw gee…my feelings are soooo hurt right now. The anonymous person thinks I’m not getting any. Boo hoo.

    A guy would “hit” a Fleshlight. Just because a guy says he’d have sex with a woman, does not make her sexy.

    I didn’t say she had a skinny waist, I said she had no waist. Like Lindsay Lohan. She’s got a box for a stomach, basically.

    Perhaps I should be glad I am neither male, nor a lesbian. She just isn’t aesthetically pleasing to me, sorry.

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  17. Fat Chicks Suck | November 20, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    NotBlonde: I’m not defending Katie Price – like I said she’s not that amazing to me….but you think girls look good with fat legs? I can’t get over that. Probably 999 out of 1000 guys prefer thin, toned legs.

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  18. Mal | November 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    goddamn she has no hips or ass at all. creepy post-op TS, imo.

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  19. tc | November 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Jordan is a fucking repulsive pig.

    It’s mostly because of her personality, however a large part of the problem is that she isn’t blonde. If you are notblonde, nobody is interested.

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  20. Yes! | November 20, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Yes! You nailed it, #18. He/she looks like a transexual. Maybe that’s the appeal for some guys. Personally, I like women, you know, with hips, not this freak.

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  21. M | November 20, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Oh shut the fuck up seriously….for a 30 year old whose had 3 kids shes got a great figure, yeah her fake boobs are too big but they could be much worse and thats what first started earning her all her money, she now a multi millionaire…not bad really :/

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  22. Rant | November 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Kim K. is hotter.

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  23. Chauncey Gardner | November 20, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    She doesn’t have any hips.

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  24. Hugh Macpherson | November 20, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    thanks for fixing the RSS – even if it means seeing this bitch

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  25. Horrified | November 20, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Where’s her butt??????

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  26. Mal | November 20, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    I live in San Francisco. If this chick walked down the street looking like that, everyone would assume she was born a man because man-ass is one of the last dead giveaways in a sea of surgical homo.

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  27. JPRichardson | November 20, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Else than her enormous fake boobs, she has quite an amazing body and a cute face. Whoever this is.

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  28. SomeGirl | November 20, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    I think she’s hot. Don’t most men prefer humongous boobs, regardless of whether they’re fake or not? Maybe even prefer the fakes because they’re perkier…? Also, her legs are the perfect size IMO.

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  29. Huh? | November 20, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Bloated? Her ribs are jutting out!

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  30. Fernanado Narcos | November 20, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    I’m so scared,I peed a little….

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  31. Me 2 | November 20, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    She must have to have her bras custom made. Too many things about her don’t match: big boobs, small butt, black hair, pale face, and I don’t think she’s that pretty. She’s not that impressive.

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  32. NotBlonde | November 20, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    Fat Chicks Suck, there is a middle ground between fat legs and skinny legs. Your legs do not have to be skinny and toned in order to be attractive. I don’t think fat legs are attractive either. I’m merely saying hers are skinny. That is my opinion.

    Anyway, even if her legs were perfect, she’s got zero hips and zero waist, like a man. If it weren’t for her massive fake boobs, yards of nylon hair and inch-thick make-up…hello Tranny.

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  33. Bob | November 20, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    I think she looks fine. She has done extremly well for herself and is a millionaire due to her success. Her boobs aren’t that big anymore and suit her better.

    @ 31 her bra isn’t custom made it will be from her range of underwear that is sold in asda (english supermarket owned by walmart)

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  34. britboysarehot | November 20, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Wow, her cup runneth over in those pics. I miss ASDA and Marks and Spencers.

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  35. Kevincy Q | November 20, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?

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  36. Sell Porn Make Money | November 20, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Holy crap!!! I might jerk off like 6 times tonight to that one!

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  37. Ted Kennedy's tumor | November 20, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    You know a few weeks ago I said that I had heard for an ass to be hot, the cheeks were not supposed to touch (that vida chicks cheeks were stuck together from not getting a clean swipe I suspect), a’ la katie Price’s.

    This is what I was talking about. You may call it flat, but at least the cheeks dont touch.

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  38. Bootlip Obama | November 20, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Dem white wimminz is FINEZ!!!!

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  39. Pasada | November 20, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Bitch needs some ass implants!

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  40. kate | November 20, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Just saying, she’s looks like a tranny that’s trying really hard with the super fake tan, fake circus tits, and no hips or ass. Now looking like a tranny doesn’t mean she’s ugly, it just means she has the proportions of a ladyboy.

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  41. billy | November 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club —-MillionaireLoving. C O M—-, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.

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  42. Jameberlin | November 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    She looks like a tranny, and she’s sucking in hardcore. And to Kennedy’s tumor: You heard what made a hot ass? As in, you don’t have an opinion about it on your own? FYI, all ass cheeks touch. All. Ass. Cheeks. Touch. Hers are touching, it just looks like they’re “apart” because of her ass floss.

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  43. Jim | November 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    NotBlonde is just mad her cankles are not considered attractive.

    Be honest fellas, you would hit this for as long as it would stay under your roof!

    Chick’s who bash this broad are just insanely jealous that nobody thinks of them as sex symbols.

    Fuck, I would nut all over those overstuffed lips, and especially those eyelashes. Heck, I’d even let her rim me!

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  44. Beckers | November 20, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Personally, I think anything more than a handful, boob-wise, is a waste. I, of course, wouldn’t really know because I am a straight woman.

    I do think she is slutty and disgusting. Who knows what kind of filth she is carrying around with her. It’s sickening.

    And the no hips thing is gross too. But her ass is REAL, unlike K. K.

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  45. eXtasyStef | November 20, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    She does carry a scent of tranny, but overdone boobs and Jersey Girl hair usually does.

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  46. edamame | November 20, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    You can see her “c-tuck” scar! nice.

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  47. ummm...yeah | November 20, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Yuck!!!
    Oh God, please whatever you do…don’t light a match!!!

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  48. Sakurada | November 20, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    She is so hot…I’m Sakurada from Kyoto, Japan,an ancient city, but I’m not ancient, I’m interested in exotic things,photography, outdoors… I have my photos on __”seekingtall.com”__, I love tall guys!
    Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.

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  49. Celebrity Picture Gallery | November 20, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    Wow she looks amazing in that red dress. She is one hot celebrity.

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  50. Tim | November 20, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    It’s like buying a used car in good condition. The idea is to buy the remainder of the car’s good miles, at a discount. There’s no question that some other guy (100 guys) put plenty of miles on this model.

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