Katie Price understands ‘kid-friendly’

February 4th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Here’s British TV personality Katie Price at a Los Angeles Toys ‘R Us yesterday, and her outfit had to make for an awkward drive home for parents shopping with their kids:

“Why can’t I show people my underwear, but she gets a Transformer for showing her’s? No fair.”
“Daddy, why were those lady’s boobs hanging out but you kept staring at the Ken dolls and that made Mommy cry?”
“It won’t go down, mother. Could you hit me again with the Bible, please?”

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Comments (59)

  1. killerabbit | February 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Looks pretty kid-friendly to me. If I were a kid…

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  2. Tomi | February 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    smuggling dodgeballs in her shirt

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  3. p0nk | February 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Katie Price and “personality” in the same sentence?

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  4. FRIST!!! | February 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Are those her real boobs??

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  5. Barry O | February 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    I would buy a Big Mac meal for her before tittyfucking her while shitting on her face.

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  6. Sportsdvl | February 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    By definition those titties are “kid friendly”!

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  7. Deacon Jones | February 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    “It won’t go down, mother. Could you hit me again with the Bible, please?”

    HAHAHA, genius Fish!

    Look at the hag in Pic 9 yelling at the photog’s. That’s what the average women who degrade her look like.

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  8. Douche Bag | February 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Hi All,

    My name is Douche Bag and I am your average gossip site reader. I check TMZ and The Superficial compulsively because I do not have a life. I am typically a teenager that does not know any better, a bored housewife or even an educated person. But mostly, I am a slacker that hates his/her job and needs this site to achieve a twisted sense of happiness and purpose. I check the sites every minute just to be the first to post and write FIRST! That’s how fucked up my life is. I get such a big rush by being first.
    In addition to that, my delusional sense of self importance compels me to write things like:

    Slow day TMZ?
    And I should care because…..
    Who cares!
    Yawn
    Etc.

    I really think those comments are relevant. And I do it over and over again.
    I am racist, ignorant and visceral. I get my political opinions from Entertainment Weekly and Fox News. But just the first 5 minutes, that’s enough for me to have an opinion because I do not question or think by myself. For the most part I strongly support G.W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Anne Coulter, because they are real Americans. Unlike Obama, who is a Muslim and hates America. I hate him and I hope he fails. That’s the type of imbecile I am. Oh! and I completely lack a sense of common good or empathy.
    Anyway, I have to go back to my job, God I hate it.

    Sincerely,

    Douche Bag

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  9. Obamma | February 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FYYYYNNEEEEEE!

    O

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  10. hurt | February 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    @#8 i would totally have a scorching reply that lacked any wit if you weren’t so spot on. can you hold me while i crybate now? please?

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  11. the big kahuna | February 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    honestly who wears their bra hanging out like that?
    i’m no prude, but that is just ridiculous.
    (and haha at the bible comment)

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  12. It's Me Fuckers | February 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Holy tits.

    ROFL@ the bible comment.

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  13. Whatever | February 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    I’d motorboat in those things until I drowned.

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  14. HCrighton | February 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    What Class, What Elegance…OH almost nipple slip in picture 4.

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  15. Murf | February 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Who knew dressing like a hobo could be so hot??

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  16. SATAN | February 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    i said it before and i’ll say it again:

    I need more Katie Price in my life

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  17. KeroWit | February 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    #4….Those are NOT her real breasts…shes had them inflated and deflated. They look great in a top, then you get that top off….what a horror show!!!! Seriously, she’d have visible scarring from all the mangling and cutting up shes done to them….surely she must look at her deteriorating frame, haggard drug-ravaged face and deformed breasts and ask herself, ‘What the fuck??!!’ Good bitch, its karma for taking drugs and shit when you were pregnant with your first child and fucking the poor things life up. Irresponsible whore. Your days are numbered. You cant be the center of attention and YOUNG forever!

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  18. Freak of Nature | February 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    I’m kind of surprised those things even have nipples.

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  19. Jan | February 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    I think she looks good. I would wear a better top, but that’s just me.

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  20. joanna | February 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    christ, why cant she just wear normal people’s clothes? what is going through her mind, when she decides what to wear?
    or is she just so desperate for attention. then go naked, lady, maybe you’ll get a headline or two…

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  21. heha | February 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    plastic with leather…my fauvorite sofa!yehaaa

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  22. blahgirls | February 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    well definitely attention getting!

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  23. Ted Kennedy's tumor | February 4, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    “Daddy, why were those lady’s boobs hanging out but you kept staring at the Ken dolls and that made Mommy cry?”

    - Because Daddy is a liberal.

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  24. Dr. | February 4, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Katie look mighty yummy when you can’t see too much of her face.

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  25. Delgo | February 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    That guy’s face in pic #3 man.
    Christ.

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  27. Bill Victus | February 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Wow, she looks great! Would have loved to have an ass shot, too!

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  28. Magnus Maximus | February 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Haha, I like the picture of the Toys R Us manager chastising the photographer.

    Never again dare to compromise the privacy of Toys R Us’ exclusive clientele, you cretinous shitstain!

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  29. kate | February 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    She always likes this. At a club, ***sugardaddyconnect. c om***, you can see many of such kind of pics, She really want to show something special.

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  30. . | February 4, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    God I can’t stand her. I just want to send her somwhere she can’t get back from like the kyrgizahkistan wilderness (mainly because it doesn’t exist). Britain does not want you Jordan/Katie Price!

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  31. . | February 4, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    #8 sooo true (not of me though ; )

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  32. gerard Vandenberg | February 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    STRANGE BRITAIN EVICTED THIS HIPPY-CHIC-WHORE, folks?
    (………try it in america)

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  33. bar room hero | February 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    nice cans.

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  34. Delgo | February 4, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Security aint playin’ in pic 9.

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  35. Venom | February 4, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    What a waste of space this woman is.
    I can’t believe that she is successful at anything.
    I am baffled as to how Katie Price’s boobs hanging out have anything to do with politics.

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  36. BLACK GUY WITH AIDS | February 5, 2009 at 3:05 am

    At first I was like, wtf, she looks different…then I realized this is that whore Katie PRICE, not Katie Perry…in other words, that random fucking slut who is famous for no reason.

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  37. nysro | February 5, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Those titties are so young, they needed a parental guardian to accompany them into the store…

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  38. PlanesMistakenForStars | February 5, 2009 at 4:33 am

    She does -know- her bra is completely visible. Right?

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  39. RichPort's Ghost | February 5, 2009 at 7:56 am

    The singles in my pocket are just screaming to be stuffed in her ass crack.

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  40. dontlooknow | February 5, 2009 at 8:31 am

    WTF was she doing @ Toys R Us? Shopping for crayons?

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  41. Truckstop | February 5, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Someone is stealing volleyballs from Toys-R-Us. . . . .

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  42. jrz | February 5, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Toys R Us introduces the Katie Price Human Trampoline.

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  43. Seriously??? | February 5, 2009 at 11:08 am

    #17 Is THAT what happened to that poor kid? She was using while pregnant?

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  44. Clown | February 5, 2009 at 11:59 am

    I think her chest has balloons in it, and if I tied a string to her leg, I might be able to fly halfway across the country before they explode.

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  45. Get a Life | February 5, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    #8- Douche Bag -

    Me too!!!!!

    But unlike you, I get all of my knowledge from the back of Snapple caps!

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  46. DON COLONIC | February 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    All the girls talking shit on Katie Price is because your either

    a. a FAT SLOB.
    b. Smell like the trash can behind 7 Eleven.
    c. Know that in heartbeat your boyfriend would fuck that shit out of her, and not think twice about it and or your boring ass sex.

    http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/

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  47. Mama Pinkus | February 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    She could feed those octuplets if babies liked silicone

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  48. DON COLONIC | February 5, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    For all the girls talking shit, your either:

    a. a FAT SLOB.
    b. Smell like the garbage can behind 7 Eleven.
    c. Know your boyfriend would fuck the shit out of Katie Pierce without thinking twice about the disgusting, smelly sex he had with you last night.

    don’t hate fatties, put down the fucking sprinkles cupcakes.

    http://www.symbolicclothing.com

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  49. meee | February 5, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    well looks like i’ll correct your post AGAIN fish.

    it’s “hers” not “her’s”. “her’s” would imply the word “her is” which just is not what’s going on here.

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  50. ashley | February 5, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    What kind if self-respecting human being (and a MOTHER at that) would walk around like that? ESPECIALLY IN A CHILDREN’S STORE! Seriously, she’s disgusting, and I would be so embarrassed if that thing was my mother.

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