Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what’s under those stars. Wow! You won’t believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*
**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. HA HA = I love asterisks!
Photos: Flynet
I swear, in the past two years, she has aged about ten. Not hot.
………………………….A MAN TOO, you know?
gross.
those nipples have been to mordor and lived to tell about it.
she looks like janice dickinson – not a compliment!
maybe she should learn a lesson or two from those who look like an absolute joke and get out of the sun and get some treatment for her face and skin … what a joke
such a shame ,she was a beautiful girl
…that what happens when wolverines attack…..they head righ to the nipplage….it’s a known fact…I saw it on Mutual of Omaha….they were wrangling a wolverine in the wild….and in it’s mouth is was clutching Katie Pby the nipples…incredible I know…I was awestruck…and I said “AWwwwwww”….poor wolverine!”
Cool…she’s got Fembot nipples. I wonder if they shoot poison gas or just bullets?
Bitch is looking tore the fukc up. Who is Katie Price, never head of her. Don’t suck on her titties unless you want plastic in your bloodstream.
PS: Post pics on Vanessa Hudgins she’s hot!
sighs. plastic surgery woes.
how do you remove the stars?
You click on the photo, but I highly recommend you wait for different stars. I haven’t slept in two days after looking at these tits. And what the fuck is the deal with her hair? She looks like Heinrich Himmler.
She looks like a combo of janice dickinson and cameron diaz.
scary
For someone who has given birth to 3 kids, her body looks fantastic.
Bunch of shallow, dateless freaks.
I have one question about her nipples and the big scar… inside job?
Her knees are ugly!
she kinda looks like cameron diaz in some of these pictures
i like her boobs. her boobs are beautyful than angelinas memeler.
I bet she cries herself to sleep every night.
i am not surprised at all. I just saw more of her bikini pix on a celebs dating club’**LovingRich.com**’.i also noticed some of her hot videos there…is it herself who did that?
her breasts were sooo huge that when she had smaller implants put in, they
had to do a breast reduction so that she wouldn’t have breasts resembling socks with tennis balls in them. so now she has the horrid downward scar on the underside of her “breast”. besides that she is the most beautiful woman on the planet, mainly because of her mole and the literature she has blessed us with.
Hello
This is very sucked style to be famous. they should do hard work like me.
You had to go cover up her nipples didnt you!
looks find to me =)
id pump her
Janice Dickinson called.
She wants her head and leathery legs back!
lol