Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what’s under those stars. Wow! You won’t believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*
**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. HA HA = I love asterisks!
Photos: Flynet
jig | May 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
mmmmmm fat and juicy
Nipplez | May 16, 2008 at 5:11 pm
They look fine to me.
dukseewhorse | May 16, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Honestly… what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ….
dukseewhorse | May 16, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Honestly… what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ….
BoboTed | May 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Her tits were so much nicer before she had the implants were taken out.
Her big titties were the only reason she became famous.
Jabeezy | May 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Man I love the summer
dude | May 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Vapid Cunt.
This is why implants are a terrible idea.
My first wife got implants. She went from a gorgeous B cup to a scarred, mutliated D cup. She could no longer wear bikini tops or anything low cut to due the terrible distended, purple scars.
Waste of good titties.
Hemlock Queen | May 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Leather. Boobs. Gross.
Fumus | May 16, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Mr. Superficial writer, the stars don’t even cover up the scars! WTFM*! After posts like these I wonder, how do you sleep at night!?!?
*mate(http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE)
Angus | May 16, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Punishment for complaining about the young chicks…
Well played, Mr. Fish.
lex | May 16, 2008 at 5:25 pm
looks like she breast fed a bager
Rick | May 16, 2008 at 5:26 pm
#7 – so that’s why you dumped her? Good move. Once they break, you gotta toss ‘em.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 16, 2008 at 5:28 pm
shes a state! her nipple looks like it has a huge scar underneath it! I love to see cupid stunts frying themselves in the sun though, it makes those of us who dont look amazing in comparison to their leathery skin.
queef latina | May 16, 2008 at 5:36 pm
im more confused by her hair do. why the hell is half her head shaved?
Eirin | May 16, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Her boobs look better than ever x)
Ted Mosby | May 16, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I expected franken-nip like Tara Reid.
Famous Plastic | May 16, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Wow, worst frankenboobie ever.
Sam | May 16, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Her nipples look like English teeth.
snarky | May 16, 2008 at 5:42 pm
yuck! why would anyone do that to themselves? I mean, if you want implants, fine, whatever…but then leave them alone! Don’t start with the whole…oh small titties are back in vogue in now…then I want small implants… oh, big titties are back in…put the DDD’s back in…and on and on and on…they’re not freakin fashion accessories, for cripes sake!
hollywood_hillbilly | May 16, 2008 at 5:43 pm
That kind of scar is from a breast reduction.
nipolian | May 16, 2008 at 5:45 pm
She’s picking crabs out of her belly fur.
gay4girls | May 16, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Who the hell is this?
Beef Jerky lover | May 16, 2008 at 5:50 pm
She has beautiful legs!
Quinn | May 16, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Women with implants should never lie on their back.
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She has such silly cones…get it, “silly-cone”?! Huh?! Do ya? Do ya get it? Huh? Huh?
dew | May 16, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Her nips are melting!
Captain-Insano | May 16, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Haha, thats where her milk comes out……if surgery hadn’t destroyed them it would have anyway.
bob from albuquerque | May 16, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Do you have any idea how bad Armenians smell when they’re wet?
Kingsley Amis | May 16, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I love the photo of her looking down at her scarred teats, thinking “Gosh, they sure do look awful. What the f**k was I thinking?”
the last word | May 16, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I can’t stand this hag. Seriously, how does England continue to produce such crap? Lily, Katie aka “Jordan”, Amy, Victoria, man…that place sucks. And then they all come over here!! WTF!!!!!!!!
You'd Think With All of Her $$$... | May 16, 2008 at 7:14 pm
wow. She has what looks like a reduction or lift scar that opened up and didn’t heal properly. Probably her implants were too big for the incision to handle when all was said and done and her skin probably had to heal with a gaping wound. Ick. With her funds I’d think she would have had a better outcome than what looks like what I’d expect a first time surgeon’s results would be. Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about my titties anymore. Thanks, Katie!
What a mess | May 16, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Her right ear is all effed up too. What a plastic surgery nightmare. Yuck.
She may be a mess, but | May 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I’d still let her suck my cock and swallow my come.
sloane | May 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm
What is wrong with them? Did she have the same surgeon as Tara?
Randal | May 16, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Nice form.
Now, to more important issues when it comes to Katie Price.
Did you know her real name is Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield? Although she’s well known for being a model and for appearing numerous times in Playboy, she’s also a vivid author and writer, most notably, her book Angel.
She has certainly become a role model for many other young aspiring women to step forth and use their brains instead of their… 32G-24-30 measurements.
Have a great weekend everyone and see you Monday.
Randal
britney's weave | May 16, 2008 at 7:56 pm
i could have sworn that was janice dickinson.
WTFMATE | May 16, 2008 at 8:18 pm
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
WTFMATE | May 16, 2008 at 8:18 pm
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
Gwen | May 16, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Oh, my god. Ow, ow, ow.
ronr | May 16, 2008 at 11:38 pm
This is the same picture; this one is zoomed, this one show the long (heh heh heh!) shot, landscape, portrait, etc, etc.
Missystar | May 17, 2008 at 12:07 am
Forget the knockers, what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like the demon offspring of Mickey Rourke and Miley Cyrus.
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loltypo | May 17, 2008 at 12:13 am
heh. throw a /i in just before the closing ).
fygu | May 17, 2008 at 12:29 am
I love Randal and Randal’s trolls. Awesomeness
Me_You_Asshat | May 17, 2008 at 12:59 am
Nasty,misshapen,plastic crap.
And her boob job sucks too.
wow | May 17, 2008 at 1:43 am
This is all the same picture at different levels of pixelation. How about give us just 1 good one instead of 5 of the same at different crops.
Geez People | May 17, 2008 at 2:20 am
If that truly is a scar and not just a bad picture…it’s most likely a scar from a breast reduction. Look it up….
SurveyBenjamins | May 17, 2008 at 4:33 am
She looks like a stick of jerky with two melons attached.
fifty second | May 17, 2008 at 7:47 am
if you cover all of her up except the big wrinkles under her chin, it looks like a vajayjay
Sil | May 17, 2008 at 8:54 am
She’s looking down hoping no one notices her boobs are defying gravity. She should sue her plastic surgeon for such a terrible boob job.