Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what’s under those stars. Wow! You won’t believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*
**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. HA HA = I love asterisks!
Photos: Flynet
mmmmmm fat and juicy
They look fine to me.
Honestly… what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ….
Honestly… what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ….
Her tits were so much nicer before she had the implants were taken out.
Her big titties were the only reason she became famous.
Man I love the summer
Vapid Cunt.
This is why implants are a terrible idea.
My first wife got implants. She went from a gorgeous B cup to a scarred, mutliated D cup. She could no longer wear bikini tops or anything low cut to due the terrible distended, purple scars.
Waste of good titties.
Leather. Boobs. Gross.
Mr. Superficial writer, the stars don’t even cover up the scars! WTFM*! After posts like these I wonder, how do you sleep at night!?!?
*mate(http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE)
Punishment for complaining about the young chicks…
Well played, Mr. Fish.
looks like she breast fed a bager
#7 – so that’s why you dumped her? Good move. Once they break, you gotta toss ‘em.
shes a state! her nipple looks like it has a huge scar underneath it! I love to see cupid stunts frying themselves in the sun though, it makes those of us who dont look amazing in comparison to their leathery skin.
im more confused by her hair do. why the hell is half her head shaved?
Her boobs look better than ever x)
I expected franken-nip like Tara Reid.
Wow, worst frankenboobie ever.
Her nipples look like English teeth.
yuck! why would anyone do that to themselves? I mean, if you want implants, fine, whatever…but then leave them alone! Don’t start with the whole…oh small titties are back in vogue in now…then I want small implants… oh, big titties are back in…put the DDD’s back in…and on and on and on…they’re not freakin fashion accessories, for cripes sake!
That kind of scar is from a breast reduction.
She’s picking crabs out of her belly fur.
Who the hell is this?
She has beautiful legs!
Women with implants should never lie on their back.
She has such silly cones…get it, “silly-cone”?! Huh?! Do ya? Do ya get it? Huh? Huh?
Her nips are melting!
Haha, thats where her milk comes out……if surgery hadn’t destroyed them it would have anyway.
Do you have any idea how bad Armenians smell when they’re wet?
I love the photo of her looking down at her scarred teats, thinking “Gosh, they sure do look awful. What the f**k was I thinking?”
I can’t stand this hag. Seriously, how does England continue to produce such crap? Lily, Katie aka “Jordan”, Amy, Victoria, man…that place sucks. And then they all come over here!! WTF!!!!!!!!
wow. She has what looks like a reduction or lift scar that opened up and didn’t heal properly. Probably her implants were too big for the incision to handle when all was said and done and her skin probably had to heal with a gaping wound. Ick. With her funds I’d think she would have had a better outcome than what looks like what I’d expect a first time surgeon’s results would be. Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about my titties anymore. Thanks, Katie!
Her right ear is all effed up too. What a plastic surgery nightmare. Yuck.
I’d still let her suck my cock and swallow my come.
What is wrong with them? Did she have the same surgeon as Tara?
Nice form.
Now, to more important issues when it comes to Katie Price.
Did you know her real name is Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield? Although she’s well known for being a model and for appearing numerous times in Playboy, she’s also a vivid author and writer, most notably, her book Angel.
She has certainly become a role model for many other young aspiring women to step forth and use their brains instead of their… 32G-24-30 measurements.
Have a great weekend everyone and see you Monday.
Randal
i could have sworn that was janice dickinson.
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
Oh, my god. Ow, ow, ow.
This is the same picture; this one is zoomed, this one show the long (heh heh heh!) shot, landscape, portrait, etc, etc.
Forget the knockers, what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like the demon offspring of Mickey Rourke and Miley Cyrus.
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heh. throw a /i in just before the closing ).
I love Randal and Randal’s trolls. Awesomeness
Nasty,misshapen,plastic crap.
And her boob job sucks too.
This is all the same picture at different levels of pixelation. How about give us just 1 good one instead of 5 of the same at different crops.
If that truly is a scar and not just a bad picture…it’s most likely a scar from a breast reduction. Look it up….
She looks like a stick of jerky with two melons attached.
if you cover all of her up except the big wrinkles under her chin, it looks like a vajayjay
She’s looking down hoping no one notices her boobs are defying gravity. She should sue her plastic surgeon for such a terrible boob job.