Katie Price still using her giant breasts to sell things
Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new line of hair care products at SuperDrug in London today wearing another one of her ridiculous outfits, and I don’t know how the hell she’s successfully marketing this shit to women. Katie looks like Two-Face’s stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn. Yeah, that’s probably the most erotic sentence I’ve ever typed in my life, but it’s no way to sell flat-irons to the fairer sex. That said, I’ll take twenty.