Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new line of hair care products at SuperDrug in London today wearing another one of her ridiculous outfits, and I don’t know how the hell she’s successfully marketing this shit to women. Katie looks like Two-Face’s stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn. Yeah, that’s probably the most erotic sentence I’ve ever typed in my life, but it’s no way to sell flat-irons to the fairer sex. That said, I’ll take twenty.
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Free OJ (Again) | October 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Gimme dat!
You Mom is Hot | October 29, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Puffy pillows of pink puke.
Jayger | October 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm
What’d she do? Sew two halves of a dress together? And can’t she figure how if she wants straight or curly hair?
Aj | October 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm
What a ‘tard.
Rough Daddy | October 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Id like to play tic tac toe with the blue veins on her chest…
Mcfeely Smackup | October 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm
That’s exactly what she did. After having two melons stuffed under her chest skin, none of her dresses fit. by cutting them all 70/30 and assembling the Two-Face villain costumes, she was able to salvage 50% of her wardrobe.
She’s a fucking genius…a genius with cartoonish stripper tits.
XP - said my eyes! | October 29, 2008 at 6:49 pm
WOWO! I didn’t think that eyes could scream but mine just did. She must be angry with people to wear something like that.
rolacWAHHHH | October 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Looks like her left boob is the momma, and the right one is the baby. Hehe.
dizi izle | October 29, 2008 at 6:56 pm
thanxx.. cute
friendlyfires | October 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm
They melted all the sand on the beaches of Devonshire just to fill those boobs. Cancel the picnic, luv, tell the children. The beach is in Katie Price’s breasts.
Ooooo, sand crabs.
Angela | October 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm
She’s obviously attempting to do “two different halves”. You can see that one side of her hair is curly and one has been straightened and she has two halves of two different dresses sewn together. How funny! :D
Cutler | October 29, 2008 at 7:24 pm
one boobs is Bigger than the other
thanks for pointing that out #8
isitin | October 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I’d fuck that in a heartbeat. And all you haters out here would also, no doubt about it.
eckla elizabeth | October 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm
“Katie looks like Two-Face’s stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn.” That is the first time in my life I have ever read something so funny while drinking that it literally made me spit out my drink! Thanks for the mess I now have to clean up!! Fucking hilarious though …pure genius lol.
mee | October 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm
It sAVES time wearing two different outfits and two different hairstyles at once. Turn left for the straightening iron shot and right for the blowdryer shot; you don’t have to go to the dressing room and change clothes-duh.
supa | October 29, 2008 at 7:33 pm
has she had her lips injected?
blammy | October 29, 2008 at 7:41 pm
@13 – No shit, she is fine even if she is fake.
Mcfeely Smackup | October 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm
” 11. Angela – October 29, 2008 7:13 PM
She’s obviously attempting to do “two different halves”. You can see that one side of her hair is curly and one has been straightened and she has two halves of two different dresses sewn together. How funny! :D”
BWAHAHAHHAAAAAaaa!!!
It took a chick to notice her fucking HAIR is done two different ways. Not a single dude even LOOKED at her hair. Classic!
vix | October 29, 2008 at 7:58 pm
does that mean she gets paid double?
i wonder which side puts out? the straight or curly?
oh i forgot, they both do!!
whatarethose | October 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Somebody help me, I am confused.
Me! | October 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I had a meet and greet with her today after she had these photos done, woohoo!
boo | October 29, 2008 at 8:30 pm
this is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. both halves of the dress are SICK. what was she thinking when she agreed to this?
finger bang | October 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm
i will bet anyone £5 or like $3 or whatever your worthless dollar is, that she didnt use her own products to do her hair!
when paris hilton comes here can you (america) take katie ? i dont see why we (the united kingdom) should have to put up with this shit all the time
finger bang | October 29, 2008 at 8:39 pm
i will bet anyone £5 or like $3 or whatever your worthless dollar is, that she didnt use her own products to do her hair!
when paris hilton comes here can you (america) take katie ? i dont see why we (the united kingdom) should have to put up with this shit all the time
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | October 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Is she having a stroke or what?
gerard Vandenberg | October 29, 2008 at 9:34 pm
There simply aren’t enough “BRAIN-CELLS” availible, folks!!
hary | October 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm
She is still so sexy!!!!!!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating stie ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
Bawannadick. Narlian | October 29, 2008 at 11:33 pm
And-I suppose that all of these ‘men’-stuck at home reading this gossip drivel
are better looking?Can honestly say that they do not have an asshole?
Finger bang~How many times doe s our ‘worthless’ country have to send our young men over to YOUR cunt-ry in order to save your worthless ass’s?
Giving the world the beatles,radiohead,or the Stones every 40 years just won’t cut it-ehh,wot?(you blimey bastards)
Joejam2845 | October 30, 2008 at 2:44 am
I’ve seen a lot of Nice Natural Boobjobs that really improve a female’s appearance! These Overkill freakshows do nothing for me, how any dude finds that crap attractive is beyond me!
1moreidiotintheworld | October 30, 2008 at 7:13 am
If that dress got any tighter, “Lefty” would explode under pressure and spray silicone all over her nice hairstyle and fuck it up even worse (if that’s possible). Maybe it would relax the curls on the one side so that the whole coif would match……..what’s she got in her hair care line that will clean that mess out??????
CCQ | October 30, 2008 at 8:29 am
Uhm…has anyone noticed the bruises on her chest by any chance? Right bellow her neck line
denise | October 30, 2008 at 9:14 am
Who the hell is this gross skank anyway???
Mal Gusto | October 30, 2008 at 9:21 am
What are those things? Vag spreaders?
supersex | October 30, 2008 at 9:41 am
no question i’d fuck that, if any of you bitches look like that i’d fuck you too
lover.of.worldly.delights | October 30, 2008 at 10:12 am
God bless her.
ToTellTheTruth | October 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
What a nasty looking skank…glad she’s white..
Vince Lombardi | October 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I’m so glad they used her as a sales model, because that’s the first thing I think about when I’m shopping for a blow dryer or curling wand – massive undulating tits.
Mallory | October 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I just don’t get it. ANYONE can get fake boobs. Whats the big friggin deal?
Fernando Narcos | October 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I hope you’re happy,my cat just walked by,seen this monstrosity and promptly ran outside,right under the wheel of a passing car.
Angus Parvo | October 30, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Who’s dressing her? Why did they cut two dresses in half, and then sew mismatched halves together to create that….whatever the hell it is.
Sangria | October 31, 2008 at 6:59 am
Ugh, don’t fry me for this but I LOVE her pink…boot. I’d kill for a pair of boots like that. The rest of her outfit is as awful as her implants.
matt hill | June 1, 2009 at 1:48 pm
f*cking whore, what a f*cking disgusting piece of low-life shit she is! :@
matt hill | June 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm
f*cking whore, what a f*cking disgusting piece of low-life shit she is! :@
Conversion Vans | July 31, 2009 at 3:53 pm
She’s just making a living doing what she’s good at.
Tico | August 7, 2009 at 11:43 am
At the end of the day, this is the way she makes her living. It might appear demeaning to some, but if she is ok with how she comes across to the public then that is fine!
Paul Potts | August 18, 2009 at 6:04 am
You can see that one side of her hair is curly and one has been straightened and she has two halves of two different dresses sewn together.
nose hair clipper | August 26, 2009 at 11:24 am
Katie Is Just doing what she has always done.
lilli farouche | August 28, 2009 at 12:28 pm
she is pretty, but not natural
Whiten my teeth | September 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Now that was interesting. It kind of made me wonder about that. I had thoughts concerning that issue before but now they are made much clearer, and I understand it better. Overall it was brilliant I thought.
Panic Attacks While Driving | September 26, 2009 at 10:15 am
kATIE IS a silicon babe. How would she breat feed her child?