Here’s Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I’d like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn’t tell you what month is, but now I see where my beach balls disappeared to. On that note, someone should probably call off the choppers before they realize we’re not looking for a missing Palin kid like I said during the 911 call.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version depending on your employers’ partially covered nipple policy.
Photos: Splash News
rahilio | June 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm
ugh
mallory | June 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Dumb whore.
Stars | June 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Pink Stars?
DeviousJinx | June 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm
This is what Megan Fox really would look like if she was truly a tranny.
Rossi | June 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Link fail.
Stewart | June 17, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Look at how much make up she always wears. Nasty whore.
Mr Ree | June 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You bring us Katie Price, but don’t even have the common courtesy to give us the uncensored version? How cruel!
ktb | June 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I LOVE nipples…there are none.
( x )( x )
D'oh! | June 17, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Links fixed. If you don’t see the uncensored versions, just hit refresh. My bad!
TI | June 17, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Amazing tits on the girl behind Katie in pic 4! NSFW!
John | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Check out the bare rack behind her on the fourth pic. Better tits than Katie’s plastic balloons, no doubt!
John | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Check out the bare rack behind her on the fourth pic. Better tits than Katie’s plastic balloons, no doubt!
dude | June 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Pat, I’d like to buy a “waist” for $400 please.
Nugaloopagus | June 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm
What is to censor here? It cracks me up that there are huge pink stars covering up nothing yet in shot # 4 a full bare-breasted woman looks on behind her. So classic!
btw-Have you ever even seen a boobie before?
whattheshit | June 17, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Damn, I’d take a run at it.
MissPants | June 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm
she has poo on her arm.
I'm so Vapid | June 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Meh… British version of Pam Anderson… Yawn…. so over it……
Brian | June 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Pic 17… “Oompah Loompah doompety do…”
DocGrrrl | June 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm
What’s that shit on her arm above her head in the first pic? And they couldn’t find extensions to match her own hair & decided no one would notice the reddish light brown hair amongst her black mane? TACKY.
DocGrrrl | June 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm
What’s that shit on her arm above her head in the first pic? And they couldn’t find extensions to match her own hair & decided no one would notice the reddish light brown hair amongst her black mane? TACKY.
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@18 – dude..there is no picture 17??
straight guy | June 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm
wow…i’d still do filthy, rotten sexual things to her.
…even if she is 31.
straight guy | June 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm
ps…larrythecableguy is gay.
Zanna | June 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm
There is nippleage in the background of pic 4…..
Gucci Sneakers | June 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm
WOW. Plastic surgery much? Id hit it though
Ralph | June 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ya think she could add another layer of makeup?
Max Planck | June 17, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Is there no grasp of the absurd?
Bigheadmike | June 17, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Picture 4 has a “behind the scenes boob” in it.
devilsrain | June 17, 2009 at 4:23 pm
20. Yea that shit on her arm in the 1st pic is exactly that. Or food. Who knows. What really disturbs me is the vagina growing out of her armpit in the same picture
Come On | June 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm
it actually has multiple behind the scenes boobs
Parker | June 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Those are what you call chest balloons. No way you could buttfuck her from the front. Every time you push her legs back they’ll just bounce off those things and hit you. The only way you can buttfuck this girl is from behind.
gross | June 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Yuck. She is gonna look like Florine Marks eventually. (Overly made-up Weight Watchers spokesman).
obannion | June 17, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I want to put my penis in there.
Jess | June 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@ #31 – Who the fuck says buttfuck other than nerdy 12-year-olds whacking off to stupid celebrity sites on their summer break?
jojo | June 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This chick has a bad body……boobs too big for her proprtions, wide waist and toothpick like legs…she is not built like a woman, she is too skinny lookin…..she’s had alot of work on her face, her hair is fake….WHY is she popular?
Salvatore | June 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Not bad for an eggplant
CutiePatutie | June 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WOMEN? I DON’T GET IT….WHAT EVER HAPPENED CLASSY NOT TRASHY…UGH….LADIES…LET’S KEEP IT CLASSY ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES LESS IS INDEED MORE.
gross | June 17, 2009 at 6:47 pm
“S”he’s a man. End. Of. Story.
The Rake | June 17, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Years ago, as Jordan this chick was flavor. now she’s just a disgusting, embarrassing rag of a person. Patheticism personified.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Parker | June 17, 2009 at 7:41 pm
@34 geez, all kinds of people. What rock have you been living under?
Megan | June 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm
she has absolutely no ass. ugh.
so, so, ROUGH | June 17, 2009 at 8:59 pm
You know you cant blame these bazooka janes, I guess if guys were getting their willies bigger, they probably couldnt even get through the door….
mucho eyeliner and bad skin | June 17, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Okay, is just it me, or is her mug starting to resemble Amy Winehouse’s in some of these pix?
sarah | June 17, 2009 at 11:30 pm
oh come on. you guys are unreal. yeah she looks totally fake. she’s wearing a lot of makeup. she has breast implants. she may have extensions. whatever. she’s clearly hot. and hello? i think the last six sentences sum up 95% of celebrities.
it’s weird… its like, the hotter the person is supposed to be, the meaner the comments on this site are. whenever there’s someone who’s supposed to be (or maybe like four years ago was supposed to be) like one of the hottest people around, people just dig in criticizing, all this shit, like ‘she’s past her prime’ or ‘she looks like a cow’ or ‘id still do it’ (would that be ur pickup line?) or ‘her boobs are starting to sag’ or whatever
or here, someone was like ‘oh her waist is a little wide.’ HUH??? please! her waist is not wide. are u serious??? her body’s fantastic, with or without her breast implants. she really does have a pretty face. she’s a petite woman who’s had gigantic breast implants, but that’s what she’s known for. like pam anderson. so like whatever, she’s famous bc she’s hot. and interesting. stop hating. katie price is awesome
sarah | June 17, 2009 at 11:38 pm
oh come on. you guys are unreal. yeah she looks totally fake. she’s wearing a lot of makeup. she has breast implants. she may have extensions. whatever. she’s clearly hot. and hello? i think the last six sentences sum up 95% of celebrities.
it’s weird… its like, the hotter the person is supposed to be, the meaner the comments on this site are. whenever there’s someone who’s supposed to be (or maybe like four years ago was supposed to be) like one of the hottest people around, people just dig in criticizing, all this shit, like ‘she’s past her prime’ or ‘she looks like a cow’ or ‘id still do it’ (would that be ur pickup line?) or ‘her boobs are starting to sag’ or whatever. like kim kardashian. it’s bizarre all the men (apparently?) on this site who hate ALL OVER kim kardashian’s body, when it’s clearly super hot. like… im a girl. its super hot. obviously.
this sucks! and its weird how people really relish being mean to others when there are no consequences. but in particular female celebrities who put themselves out there. it’s not like i feel like these guys would say these things to any woman ever… but they think them, either in their private world or with their friends.
or here, someone was like ‘oh her waist is a little wide.’ HUH??? please! her waist is not wide. are u serious??? her body’s fantastic, with or without her breast implants. she really does have a pretty face. she’s a petite woman who’s had gigantic breast implants, but that’s what she’s known for. like pam anderson. so like whatever, she’s famous bc she’s hot. and interesting. stop hating. katie price is awesome
errr... | June 18, 2009 at 12:05 am
#44 and #45 – it’s not like they said anything about your daughter, Mrs. Palin…
Cheating Spouse Signs | June 18, 2009 at 12:08 am
Mrs Andre does it again! Or is that Jordan? Or even Katie Price.
Can’t blame a girl for reinventing herself as often as the cameras allow her. You go girl!
D'Oh | June 18, 2009 at 12:09 am
Katie! You have a pretty face! If you stop troweling on the orange makeup, you will stop breaking out….
Todd Billy Bob | June 18, 2009 at 2:01 am
That a lot of make up fo sho
captain america | June 18, 2009 at 3:27 am
I really can’t think of someone who desperately wants to attract this kind of CHEAP attention, folks.
ok then, PARIS!!