Katie Price should wear more pink

February 6th, 2009 // 94 Comments

Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price running errands in Los Angeles yesterday. I’m posting these pics as an object lesson: If you have insane implants, why the hell would you wear a sweater over them? That’s like buying a Ferrari than covering it in a Ford Taurus. Which, I don’t want to brag, is exactly what I’ve got going on. Ladies, you’re free to swoon.

Also, I don’t know why Katie has bandages around her feet, but let’s assume they’re fake along with the rest of her body and were probably just installed. Tomorrow: New armpits. Woo-hoo!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. fast

    second!

  2. WAHAHA

    FIRST!

  3. Alyssa

    This trick looks stupid.

  4. Elizabeth

    I am glad I do not have to walk around looking like a cheap whore.

  5. joanna

    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Mal

    She’s gross.

  7. Michelle

    Does she not realise that round necks make big boobs look like they are around your waist? V-necks all the way..

  8. Better to see her wearing pink than showing pink

  9. craigj

    How would she know about the bandages? She hasn’t seen her feet in years.

  10. The bandages are from Dominique….obviously, I’m just saying…

  11. Valerie

    So sad, she paid all that money for plastic surgery and she still has no ass.

  12. p0nk

    why hasn’t she started singing country music yet?

  13. NipTuck

    flat ass

  14. I got really drunk last night and finger blasted her. Now my fingers smell like I have TSS. FML

  15. The PRICE is wrong, skank!

    I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT here:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191

  16. The PRICE is wrong, skank!

    I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT here:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191

  17. bow

    Why does the superficial writer even put this bimbo on his pages? She travels with her own camera man. You are just giving her what she wants, attention! leave her off your pages and maybe her and all like her will go away. Like Paris and Kim

  18. suckit

    @ TODDERS

    nice double post, dickhead…

    funny video tho…

  19. That’s what happens when you try to fit a size 9 foot into a size 6 boot. OUCH!!

  20. sirlancesalot

    @ 17 — because if he did, there would be no more superficial website. get it?

    @ 15 — Donald Ballsack, now THAT’S a porn name.

  21. CaptainMorgan

    She looks like she could be Megan Fox’s mom. THAT would be a great mom/daughter tag team! I’d be done before we even started…but that’s not the point!

  22. OMG! Bubble gum overload!

  23. pistola

    let’s be honest–

    if you’d never seen or heard of katie price before, and someone showed you these photographs and told you that she used to be a man, would you believe them?

    yes.

  24. sarahconnernun

    @23 — yes, absolutely. But would I still have sex with her anyways…? Up for debate.

    @ 15 — lol, good stuff!

  25. Sauron

    Is it already spring yet?

  26. e

    Why does she wear a mic and have a camera guy? Who IS this woman? Is she supposed to be a celebrity?

  27. OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS.

    Once, again to the girls who talk shit on Katie Price.

    Your boyfriend who you think is at work right now, is jacking off to her pictures on here. Sorry to break it to you fatties.

    http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/

  28. bye

    Love the shirt!!

  29. Just_As_it_Is

    Ugly & buttless walking piece of plastic

  30. |< ! $ $

    She reminds me of Mick Jagger. They’re both from the same (small) country, so maybe they’re related or something.

  31. Pat

    “OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS.”

    Dude, you don’t have to do that. There are pills for impotency now.

  32. my eyes hurt!

    She looks top-heavy, good thing she has big feet to keep her grounded.

  33. bah

    27- what ass?

  34. Sean

    OK, OK, OK you convinced me: I’ll do her!

  35. T Bag

    Why isn’t she auditioning for Paris’s Next Best British Friend?

    The two could hang around together talking shit and screwing everything that shows any interest in them.

    You get fuck all that makes sense from her top lips, and a dose of the Clap from the bottom lips.

  36. Funeral Guy

    Can you imagine how much like a hard bitten whore this skank is going to look like in about ten years?

  37. She kinda has a guyish body, and no ass…. yeah, and WTF is up with the feet?

  38. your mom

    Her ass is way too small compared to her boobs. She needs to find Kim Kardashian’s plastic surgeon.

  39. 11pound

    Are all British women skanks with mental disorders? I mean look at her and Jodi Marsh and Sienna Miller and Liz Hurley.

  40. Mike

    The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:

    Katie Price SHOWS more pink

  41. Mike

    The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:

    Katie Price SHOULD SHOW more pink

  42. Vince Lombardi

    She needs to turn the batteries down on her boots. Maaaaan, my eyes hurt.

  43. Come-Honor-Face

    I would enjoy her funbags for awhile. punch em around for an hour or so, but that would prob be about it. maybe tickle her anus in the process, but she is kinda a skanky ho bag.

  44. Bessy

    #39, you forgot the most important one – AMY WINEHOUSE. I just threw up in my mouth

  45. Ali Knievel

    She looks like some sorta Skank Superhero.

  46. I just called ICE, we need to put a stop to these immigrants swimming across the Rio Atlantic! Maybe we should build a wall along the atlantic coast too.

  47. Miss

    You can’t deny she has a HOT body, nice lean long legs, flat tummy and cute tight butt. her body looks like barbie.

  48. Jose Pistola

    Cameron Diaz with boobies + awesome fashion sense – awesome fashion sense + no butt + some wrinklies = dis ho.

  49. The bandages are sports/orthopedic taping. I believe it’s for plantar fasciatis. It’s probably from wearing all those ridiculous shoes and her gi-normous titties!

  50. DD

    You have got to give her credit for being that bold, though. hahaha

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