Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price running errands in Los Angeles yesterday. I’m posting these pics as an object lesson: If you have insane implants, why the hell would you wear a sweater over them? That’s like buying a Ferrari than covering it in a Ford Taurus. Which, I don’t want to brag, is exactly what I’ve got going on. Ladies, you’re free to swoon.
Also, I don’t know why Katie has bandages around her feet, but let’s assume they’re fake along with the rest of her body and were probably just installed. Tomorrow: New armpits. Woo-hoo!
Photos: Splash News
fast | February 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
second!
WAHAHA | February 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
FIRST!
Alyssa | February 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm
This trick looks stupid.
Elizabeth | February 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I am glad I do not have to walk around looking like a cheap whore.
joanna | February 6, 2009 at 5:07 pm
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mal | February 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
She’s gross.
Michelle | February 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Does she not realise that round necks make big boobs look like they are around your waist? V-necks all the way..
foghat | February 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Better to see her wearing pink than showing pink
craigj | February 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
How would she know about the bandages? She hasn’t seen her feet in years.
Jaquemon | February 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm
The bandages are from Dominique….obviously, I’m just saying…
Valerie | February 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
So sad, she paid all that money for plastic surgery and she still has no ass.
p0nk | February 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm
why hasn’t she started singing country music yet?
NipTuck | February 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
flat ass
Jaquemon | February 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I got really drunk last night and finger blasted her. Now my fingers smell like I have TSS. FML
todders | February 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
The PRICE is wrong, skank!
I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT here:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191
todders | February 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
The PRICE is wrong, skank!
I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT here:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191
bow | February 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Why does the superficial writer even put this bimbo on his pages? She travels with her own camera man. You are just giving her what she wants, attention! leave her off your pages and maybe her and all like her will go away. Like Paris and Kim
suckit | February 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm
@ TODDERS
nice double post, dickhead…
funny video tho…
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
That’s what happens when you try to fit a size 9 foot into a size 6 boot. OUCH!!
sirlancesalot | February 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
@ 17 — because if he did, there would be no more superficial website. get it?
@ 15 — Donald Ballsack, now THAT’S a porn name.
CaptainMorgan | February 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm
She looks like she could be Megan Fox’s mom. THAT would be a great mom/daughter tag team! I’d be done before we even started…but that’s not the point!
BLAH GIRLS | February 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm
OMG! Bubble gum overload!
pistola | February 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm
let’s be honest–
if you’d never seen or heard of katie price before, and someone showed you these photographs and told you that she used to be a man, would you believe them?
yes.
sarahconnernun | February 6, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@23 — yes, absolutely. But would I still have sex with her anyways…? Up for debate.
@ 15 — lol, good stuff!
Sauron | February 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Is it already spring yet?
e | February 6, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Why does she wear a mic and have a camera guy? Who IS this woman? Is she supposed to be a celebrity?
DON COLONIC | February 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS.
Once, again to the girls who talk shit on Katie Price.
Your boyfriend who you think is at work right now, is jacking off to her pictures on here. Sorry to break it to you fatties.
http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/
bye | February 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Love the shirt!!
Just_As_it_Is | February 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Ugly & buttless walking piece of plastic
|< ! $ $ | February 6, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She reminds me of Mick Jagger. They’re both from the same (small) country, so maybe they’re related or something.
Pat | February 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
“OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS.”
Dude, you don’t have to do that. There are pills for impotency now.
my eyes hurt! | February 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
She looks top-heavy, good thing she has big feet to keep her grounded.
bah | February 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
27- what ass?
Sean | February 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
OK, OK, OK you convinced me: I’ll do her!
T Bag | February 6, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Why isn’t she auditioning for Paris’s Next Best British Friend?
The two could hang around together talking shit and screwing everything that shows any interest in them.
You get fuck all that makes sense from her top lips, and a dose of the Clap from the bottom lips.
Funeral Guy | February 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Can you imagine how much like a hard bitten whore this skank is going to look like in about ten years?
Sandaroo | February 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
She kinda has a guyish body, and no ass…. yeah, and WTF is up with the feet?
your mom | February 6, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Her ass is way too small compared to her boobs. She needs to find Kim Kardashian’s plastic surgeon.
11pound | February 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Are all British women skanks with mental disorders? I mean look at her and Jodi Marsh and Sienna Miller and Liz Hurley.
Mike | February 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm
The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:
Katie Price SHOWS more pink
Mike | February 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm
The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:
Katie Price SHOULD SHOW more pink
Vince Lombardi | February 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
She needs to turn the batteries down on her boots. Maaaaan, my eyes hurt.
Come-Honor-Face | February 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I would enjoy her funbags for awhile. punch em around for an hour or so, but that would prob be about it. maybe tickle her anus in the process, but she is kinda a skanky ho bag.
Bessy | February 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm
#39, you forgot the most important one – AMY WINEHOUSE. I just threw up in my mouth
Ali Knievel | February 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm
She looks like some sorta Skank Superhero.
hollywood_hillbilly | February 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I just called ICE, we need to put a stop to these immigrants swimming across the Rio Atlantic! Maybe we should build a wall along the atlantic coast too.
Miss | February 6, 2009 at 7:38 pm
You can’t deny she has a HOT body, nice lean long legs, flat tummy and cute tight butt. her body looks like barbie.
Jose Pistola | February 6, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Cameron Diaz with boobies + awesome fashion sense – awesome fashion sense + no butt + some wrinklies = dis ho.
spiritkittykat | February 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm
The bandages are sports/orthopedic taping. I believe it’s for plantar fasciatis. It’s probably from wearing all those ridiculous shoes and her gi-normous titties!
DD | February 6, 2009 at 9:48 pm
You have got to give her credit for being that bold, though. hahaha