Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price running errands in Los Angeles yesterday. I’m posting these pics as an object lesson: If you have insane implants, why the hell would you wear a sweater over them? That’s like buying a Ferrari than covering it in a Ford Taurus. Which, I don’t want to brag, is exactly what I’ve got going on. Ladies, you’re free to swoon.
Also, I don’t know why Katie has bandages around her feet, but let’s assume they’re fake along with the rest of her body and were probably just installed. Tomorrow: New armpits. Woo-hoo!