Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I’m just kidding. (It’s next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:
Sapphire Jones doesn’t believe in relationships anymore – not since she caught her husband in bed with another woman. Now Sapphire only sees men on her terms which is why her current lover is younger than her, good looking, doesn’t place any emotional demands on her [so far, fingers crossed] and is great in bed.
For a while there, I wondered how Katie Price was writing so many goddamn books. Now I realize she’s not so much writing as vomiting onto a couple pages then cleverly using her massive tits to sell them at bookstores. But, honestly, who’s falling for that? (I’ll take two.)
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she released her autobiography years ago
AAAAAHHHHH! WTF is THAT?
Crayolas new line of makeup.
someone give her kims ass mechanic she needs buns stat.
Sharpie used to draw her eyebrows!?
Sharpie used to draw her eyebrows!?
the girl was at the top for me!! hearing she has hit the gutter with a loser who fights in a cage is just unbelievable!!!
He looks like a monkey a fugly!! does she need to go to spec savers for some new lenses i know something I use to spend a fortune buying her stuff, not any more, you know what I can’t wait to buy pete’s new Album….. you lost it big time!!
Hey!! got a great title for your new book ‘fugly made it big time!!!’ enjoy your cash while you can because he’ll SPEND IT for you… muppet!!
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Did anyone hook nose that he was basically playing lately? No matter how much plastic surgery and how this bitch, all the fake tanner, contact lenses, hair dye, veneers, boob job, she still Great Neck, New York or the Barbie doll looks like a girl he wanted.