Katie Price still dedicated to salesmanship

Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I’m just kidding. (It’s next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:

Sapphire Jones doesn’t believe in relationships anymore – not since she caught her husband in bed with another woman. Now Sapphire only sees men on her terms which is why her current lover is younger than her, good looking, doesn’t place any emotional demands on her [so far, fingers crossed] and is great in bed.

For a while there, I wondered how Katie Price was writing so many goddamn books. Now I realize she’s not so much writing as vomiting onto a couple pages then cleverly using her massive tits to sell them at bookstores. But, honestly, who’s falling for that? (I’ll take two.)

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