Katie Price still dedicated to salesmanship

July 23rd, 2009 // 58 Comments

Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I’m just kidding. (It’s next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:

Sapphire Jones doesn’t believe in relationships anymore – not since she caught her husband in bed with another woman. Now Sapphire only sees men on her terms which is why her current lover is younger than her, good looking, doesn’t place any emotional demands on her [so far, fingers crossed] and is great in bed.

For a while there, I wondered how Katie Price was writing so many goddamn books. Now I realize she’s not so much writing as vomiting onto a couple pages then cleverly using her massive tits to sell them at bookstores. But, honestly, who’s falling for that? (I’ll take two.)

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  1. Harold^Sick

    B(o)(o)BS!

  2. yo

    blow up doll come to life. does anyone think this bitch is hot?

  3. RedFantaGirl

    The guys are delicious!

  4. yuck

    I just threw up on my monitor.

  5. Weiner

    Where’s the weiner on the guy on the left and 4th pic?! Poor guy or should I say poor girlfriend!

  6. Tacky much?

    WTF is this chick famous for? Really bad fake tan, boobs, eyes lashes and……my niece wore a very similar costume (minus chest&back exposure) to her dance recital….she is 5! She would probably be really attractive if she toned it down about 10 notches.

  7. ew she is melting

    2 – blow up dolls have narrow waists.

  8. Upinya

    Nasty! Don’t leave her in the sun too long, the bitch will melt! Did I already say nasty? Just in case, NASTY!!

  9. grobpilot

    I’ll bet the pages of that book are written (badly) in crayon, with stick figures for illustrations

  10. Lightw8t

    at least the guys are hot =D yum

  11. Wilber

    I bet her twat looks like an old banana peel in the dirt.

  12. Has anyone seen that hook nose she was originally sporting? No matter how much plastic surgery this bitch has, all the fake tanner, contact lenses, hair dye, veneers, boob job, she still looks like a girl from Great Neck, New York and not the Barbie Doll she wishes she was.

  13. ??????????????????

    My dog just looked at the monitor and threw up on the rug.
    Wilbur-I can’t get that image out of my mind, hilarious!

  14. Tom K

    LOL #12. I was thinking the same thing, either there or some skank from Staten Island.

    She is a mess.

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    Wow…Katie has a new book out huh? How many connect-the-dot puzzles and coloring-by-the number pictures are in this one?

  16. Galtacticus

    I’ll guess this is a must have for any literature lover.

  17. Darth

    Looks like the promotion girl is promoting her own book this time!?

  18. AmericanWhiteTrash

    I want to know what kind of loser would buy these shit books pumped out by shit celebs who don’t even write them to begin with.

  19. gonnabitchslapu

    She is pretty hot for a tranny wonder if she has a big cock.

  20. @ 19

    I’m sure her cock is bigger then yours

  21. @ 19

    I’m sure her cock is bigger then yours

  22. gonnabitchslapu

    Brooke Hogan and this beast should have a sword fight. HBO pay per view?

  23. Mastah_Baitah

    Well, those guys simply must be GAY. How could you be near that and not be sporting a tent? Either that or they’ve duct taped themselves to the Nth degree…

    What an amazing figure. Very pretty, but could do with less makeup.

  24. xxx

    There is no way that woman is in ther 30′s, more like 45.

  25. xxx

    There is no way that woman is in ther 30′s, more like 45.

  26. Why does she look retarded in every photo?

  27. That chic looks like a manniquin!!!!

  28. LEB

    At least everything those guys have is REAL.

  29. Sassy

    SHE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS. Any man that finds her sexy or hot is a fucking freak, it’s as simple as that. Jesus….where are the chics with natural hair, natural big breasts, beautiful NATURALLY tanned bodies??!! Did this whore EAT THEM or something??!! Dried up slut- how about you stop writing bullshit and look after your kids you deadbeat so called ‘mother’??!! You made your first boy obese, blind, deaf and fucked up because you couldn’t stop fucking and drugging whilst he was in your womb. You should be SHOT dumb slapper!!
    I hope the slut gets AIDS.

  30. missywissy

    She went to Walgreen’s and got the biggest Sharpie marker they sold and said “stand back! No, it’s not my boobs, I’m putting on my eyebrows”.

    oh, and that stupid pop up I keep getting when I come to the comment section is complete sell out douchery at it’s best.

  31. yo

    #7 oh my bad. i wouldnt know that as ive never had to use one. good to know tho i guess.

  32. lol

    picture 2: motorboat

  33. Ally

    Katie Price never really bothered me before but she’s almost done the same as what pamela anderson is doing and becoming a kinda sad caricature of herself. Desperate to hold on to youth/fame? She’s a mess. She’s had far to much surgery/botox and the way she’s conducted herself since the split from pete is really sad (she’s a mother, nobody wants to see her cootchie). Why can’t she just shut up for once and be a bit more respectful… he is the father of her children! I think she needs to take a good look at herself or she’ll be come an even bigger joke. She better watch… if the media turn on her, she’ll have no chance. Every comment so far has been negative, that’s not good! I’m definately Team Andre, he’s been dignified throughout the whole thing. I wish him the best of luck!

  34. Ally

    Katie Price never really bothered me before but she’s almost done the same as what pamela anderson is doing and becoming a kinda sad caricature of herself. Desperate to hold on to youth/fame? She’s a mess. She’s had far to much surgery/botox and the way she’s conducted herself since the split from pete is really sad (she’s a mother, nobody wants to see her cootchie). Why can’t she just shut up for once and be a bit more respectful… he is the father of her children! I think she needs to take a good look at herself or she’ll be come an even bigger joke. She better watch… if the media turn on her, she’ll have no chance. Every comment so far has been negative, that’s not good! I’m definately Team Andre, he’s been dignified throughout the whole thing. I wish him the best of luck!

  35. Anon

    The girl has the most dull mono toned voice and can’t display any emotions.
    She thinks she’s it and the best shag ever so you know if you add that up it means she’s dull and boring in bed and possibly suffering from FSD though her ego wont allow her to admit it.

    Don’t believe me then watch her sex tape. It’s duller than Paris Hilton’s. Shes very disrespectful to men and especially to Peter Andre who has come out of this looking very dignified with a lot of supporters!!!! I’m actually on his side!!!!!

    Watch a video where she has to talk then imagine that voice during climax (or a faked one as she needs to do) and tell me that wouldn’t put you off.

  36. bUZZTOE

    PARTY TITS!!!! yeah!

  37. czar

    dude looks like a lady!!!!!!!! I think aerosmith said it best.

  38. Christina

    Yeah Katie Price is greasy and orange, but she didn’t MAKE her son disabled, youre the fucktard sassy.

  39. StEvec

    she looks like a deep-fried wax figure

  40. Alf

    Now THIS is what a woman should look like.

  41. I wonder if the poor ghost writer is getting paid enough for these books.

  42. Anon

    I hope so but I wonder if who’s doing her make up is being overpaid.

  43. Veronica

    not a fan of fake boobs, not a fan of fake tan, I find veneers like this a bit scary… but if a chick goes for one of these things, and it’s well done… I guess she can still be attractive.

    This is a train wreck. Combine all of the overblown synthetic “improvements” with her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice, her cold dead eyes and her vaguely hostile attitude, and any man that could be aroused by her is deeply disturbed.

  44. Veronica

    not a fan of fake boobs, not a fan of fake tan, I find veneers like this a bit scary… but if a chick goes for one of these things, and it’s well done… I guess she can still be attractive.

    This is a train wreck. Combine all of the overblown synthetic “improvements” with her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice, her cold dead eyes and her vaguely hostile attitude, and any man that could be aroused by her is deeply disturbed.

  45. Ing

    HAHA .. pic #2 looks like the guys gone diving in her tits.

  46. Darth

    Is Sapphire an escort girl?

  47. Nero

    Sapphire could be a great porn name.

  48. Galtacticus

    ‘Sapphire’ written by Katie Price.I think it’s about an escort girl.

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