Katie Price & Peter Andre pretend they’re not getting a divorce
Katie “Jordan” Price, who is apparently Paris Hilton’s British BFF these days, went out yesterday with her husband Peter Andre. The two are reportedly having marital problems, but you’ll have this in a relationship where one party has giant tits while the other is gay. Fortunately, there is something they love to do together: SHOPPING! In the meantime, if you’re wondering why 90% of these pics are of Katie’s chest, it’s because I make Tom Brokaw look like a silly bitch. True story.