Katie “Jordan” Price, who is apparently Paris Hilton’s British BFF these days, went out yesterday with her husband Peter Andre. The two are reportedly having marital problems, but you’ll have this in a relationship where one party has giant tits while the other is gay. Fortunately, there is something they love to do together: SHOPPING! In the meantime, if you’re wondering why 90% of these pics are of Katie’s chest, it’s because I make Tom Brokaw look like a silly bitch. True story.
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dave | November 3, 2008 at 11:57 am
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dave | November 3, 2008 at 11:57 am
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Joe the Plumber | November 3, 2008 at 11:58 am
I don’t care about other countries.
Jimbo | November 3, 2008 at 12:02 pm
@3 but we do care about boobs
English Bob | November 3, 2008 at 12:02 pm
@ NO. 3…..Yeah, we know. That’s why no-one likes you..
She actually looks quite tasty in these pics, as oppose to a cocksucking, money-hungry, whore like she normally do’s..
Nice.!
missy | November 3, 2008 at 12:04 pm
who is this whore?
does anyone care about her really???
Jimbo | November 3, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@6 no, but we like to look at her boobs..
Joe the Plumber | November 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm
#5 – when you’re the most powerful you don’t have to grovel and try to make people like you. But good luck with that in your case.
Flip-Flopper | November 3, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Hey Katie, here’s the down payment or “first deposit” on what is going to be a whirlwind romance (aka nonstop fuckfest)-where should it put it? on your face? in your butt? maybe on those huge chesticles?
Rough Daddy | November 3, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Any have pics of her before she inflated her chest?
FRIST!!! | November 3, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Her husband looks scared to death…his hair is standing on end..
Jimbo | November 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm
What are you doing FRIST??
FRIST!!! | November 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Jimbo it’s Bring Your Daughter to Work and Teach Her ATM day. We’re in the advanced class.
Max Planck | November 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
One of her boobs weighs more than all of Paris Hilton.
Doggy Style | November 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Voting for McCain is like having your balls kicked repeatedly over and over again for 4 years. Voting for Obama is like having that fake bastard Jesus come to life.
veggi | November 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Voting for Palin is every guy’s dream – a chance to score with your mom.
Ted from LA | November 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Fish,
Why write “True story” at the end of so many of your posts? It adds nothing to the commentary… just like this woman with the huge disgusting fake cans adds nothing to humankind. Just type your bizarre shit and we’ll decide what is true or not and what is funny or not. Vote Obama.
ToTellTheTruth | November 3, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Who gives a fuck? I sure as hell don’t…
Jumpin_J | November 3, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Damn, Katie, about time you dumped that guy. I think you here me coming Katie, and I’m bringing Bob The Builder toys for your kids and a motorboat for me and you. BWBWBWBWWWWBWBWW!
dew | November 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I can’t decide which is skankier: nasty false eyelashes, or nasty plastic tits.
FRIST!!! | November 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm
#13 SEEK HELP
Well, Jimbo, I’m getting ready to go to the mall, then lunch, then I dunno. Here, I’ll email you, these fucks don’t need to know my life..
Allen's Woody | November 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm
A shame if her husband truly is a “pole smoker”; all that good fruit of her’s just rotting on the vine.
p0nk | November 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm
nice to see you still among the living, frist. not that the basement dwellers on here are truly alive.
FRIST!!! | November 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Thank you p0nk, I’m stronger than I thought..
p0nk | November 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm
@22, “rotten” crotch fruit doesn’t sound all that appealing.
PunkA | November 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Who married couple doesn’t have problems from time to time. Marriage is between a guy and a chick. Issues happen. Big whoop.
Sasha | November 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm
There is no way Peter is straight. She prolly caught him sneaking off with the pool boy.
Ugh | November 3, 2008 at 2:37 pm
They look SOOOO fake.
Allen's Woody | November 3, 2008 at 3:08 pm
#26 – p0nk:
You mean you’ve had that already? Speak on it son!
Anon | November 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Like Simon Amstell said.
Peter Andre is Jordans 3rd favourite tit and second favourite twat.
Rough Daddy | November 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Yeah i second that Id love to see Ponky Bruster’s philosophy on marriage…
SATAN | November 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Dear Katie, when you decide to drop that bag o’ shit dooshbag husband of yours, i’ll be waiting on the side of the pond that values good dental hygiene. i’m devilishly handsome and about to inherit a fortune.
KC | November 3, 2008 at 4:15 pm
When did Jordan start looking like Courtney Cox?
neitherbeavisnorbutthead | November 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Heh, heh…#33 said ‘cox’.
Googolygoo | November 3, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Who is this chick, and why do we care about the state of her marriage?
NY Ted | November 3, 2008 at 5:11 pm
PUMP THEM UP! She has to have about 75 psi pumped into those artificial air bags!!!
Googolygoo | November 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Who is this chick, and why do we care about the state of her marriage?
kkkkatie | November 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I really like Katie aka Jordan. I think she is wickedly hot. She is the british version of Pamela Anderson. but I don’t like her husband, he is a twat.
And obviously her boobs are fake, she fully admits all the plastic surgery she’s had, she’s even had it done on TV! She’s hot in that fantasy-girl way.
Jen Daniels | November 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..
Jen Daniels | November 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..
Jen Daniels | November 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..
Jen Daniels | November 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..
Jen Daniels | November 3, 2008 at 8:11 pm
You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..
elaa | November 3, 2008 at 8:55 pm
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
ummm | November 3, 2008 at 9:59 pm
any physicists out there? (pffft)
i just want to know how she can possibly stand with those volkswagons hanging from her ribcage over those toothpick legs. look at the picture where she’s leaning over. by all accounts, she should be upside-down in the next picture and on the ground in the next.
someone give me the isaac newton on this one.
demen | November 3, 2008 at 11:20 pm
She’s like Paris Hilton from the UK. She’ll be a total riot to watch as she ages…
gerard Vandenberg | November 3, 2008 at 11:48 pm
SHE LOVES IT TO BE SEEN AS A LOSER’S COUPLE, folks.
….that’s why!!
Fernando Narcos | November 3, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I looked at the first pic before I read the caption and thought I was looking at a Real Doll.
Ann | November 4, 2008 at 12:24 am
You know your pathetic when one of your bff is paris!!!
Jules | November 8, 2008 at 12:03 am
now that’s what I call a classy lady.