Katie Price & Peter Andre pretend they’re not getting a divorce

November 3rd, 2008 // 59 Comments

Katie “Jordan” Price, who is apparently Paris Hilton’s British BFF these days, went out yesterday with her husband Peter Andre. The two are reportedly having marital problems, but you’ll have this in a relationship where one party has giant tits while the other is gay. Fortunately, there is something they love to do together: SHOPPING! In the meantime, if you’re wondering why 90% of these pics are of Katie’s chest, it’s because I make Tom Brokaw look like a silly bitch. True story.

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  1. dave

    first

  2. dave

    first

  3. I don’t care about other countries.

  4. @3 but we do care about boobs

  5. English Bob

    @ NO. 3…..Yeah, we know. That’s why no-one likes you..

    She actually looks quite tasty in these pics, as oppose to a cocksucking, money-hungry, whore like she normally do’s..

    Nice.!

  6. missy

    who is this whore?

    does anyone care about her really???

  7. @6 no, but we like to look at her boobs..

  8. #5 – when you’re the most powerful you don’t have to grovel and try to make people like you. But good luck with that in your case.

  9. Flip-Flopper

    Hey Katie, here’s the down payment or “first deposit” on what is going to be a whirlwind romance (aka nonstop fuckfest)-where should it put it? on your face? in your butt? maybe on those huge chesticles?

  10. Any have pics of her before she inflated her chest?

  11. Her husband looks scared to death…his hair is standing on end..

  12. What are you doing FRIST??

  13. Jimbo it’s Bring Your Daughter to Work and Teach Her ATM day. We’re in the advanced class.

  14. Max Planck

    One of her boobs weighs more than all of Paris Hilton.

  15. Doggy Style

    Voting for McCain is like having your balls kicked repeatedly over and over again for 4 years. Voting for Obama is like having that fake bastard Jesus come to life.

  16. veggi

    Voting for Palin is every guy’s dream – a chance to score with your mom.

  17. Ted from LA

    Fish,
    Why write “True story” at the end of so many of your posts? It adds nothing to the commentary… just like this woman with the huge disgusting fake cans adds nothing to humankind. Just type your bizarre shit and we’ll decide what is true or not and what is funny or not. Vote Obama.

  18. ToTellTheTruth

    Who gives a fuck? I sure as hell don’t…

  19. Jumpin_J

    Damn, Katie, about time you dumped that guy. I think you here me coming Katie, and I’m bringing Bob The Builder toys for your kids and a motorboat for me and you. BWBWBWBWWWWBWBWW!

  20. dew

    I can’t decide which is skankier: nasty false eyelashes, or nasty plastic tits.

  21. #13 SEEK HELP

    Well, Jimbo, I’m getting ready to go to the mall, then lunch, then I dunno. Here, I’ll email you, these fucks don’t need to know my life..

  22. Allen's Woody

    A shame if her husband truly is a “pole smoker”; all that good fruit of her’s just rotting on the vine.

  23. p0nk

    nice to see you still among the living, frist. not that the basement dwellers on here are truly alive.

  24. Thank you p0nk, I’m stronger than I thought..

  25. p0nk

    @22, “rotten” crotch fruit doesn’t sound all that appealing.

  26. PunkA

    Who married couple doesn’t have problems from time to time. Marriage is between a guy and a chick. Issues happen. Big whoop.

  27. Sasha

    There is no way Peter is straight. She prolly caught him sneaking off with the pool boy.

  28. Ugh

    They look SOOOO fake.

  29. Allen's Woody

    #26 – p0nk:

    You mean you’ve had that already? Speak on it son!

  30. Anon

    Like Simon Amstell said.

    Peter Andre is Jordans 3rd favourite tit and second favourite twat.

  31. Yeah i second that Id love to see Ponky Bruster’s philosophy on marriage…

  32. SATAN

    Dear Katie, when you decide to drop that bag o’ shit dooshbag husband of yours, i’ll be waiting on the side of the pond that values good dental hygiene. i’m devilishly handsome and about to inherit a fortune.

  33. KC

    When did Jordan start looking like Courtney Cox?

  34. neitherbeavisnorbutthead

    Heh, heh…#33 said ‘cox’.

  35. Googolygoo

    Who is this chick, and why do we care about the state of her marriage?

  36. NY Ted

    PUMP THEM UP! She has to have about 75 psi pumped into those artificial air bags!!!

  37. Googolygoo

    Who is this chick, and why do we care about the state of her marriage?

  38. kkkkatie

    I really like Katie aka Jordan. I think she is wickedly hot. She is the british version of Pamela Anderson. but I don’t like her husband, he is a twat.
    And obviously her boobs are fake, she fully admits all the plastic surgery she’s had, she’s even had it done on TV! She’s hot in that fantasy-girl way.

  39. Jen Daniels

    You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..

  40. Jen Daniels

    You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..

  41. Jen Daniels

    You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..

  42. Jen Daniels

    You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..

  43. Jen Daniels

    You people are nasty, do you really think you know whats goin’ on? Leave them alone . There rich and famous and you’re Not….Leave ‘Em be…..

  44. elaa

    She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

  45. ummm

    any physicists out there? (pffft)

    i just want to know how she can possibly stand with those volkswagons hanging from her ribcage over those toothpick legs. look at the picture where she’s leaning over. by all accounts, she should be upside-down in the next picture and on the ground in the next.

    someone give me the isaac newton on this one.

  46. demen

    She’s like Paris Hilton from the UK. She’ll be a total riot to watch as she ages…

  47. SHE LOVES IT TO BE SEEN AS A LOSER’S COUPLE, folks.
    ….that’s why!!

  48. Fernando Narcos

    I looked at the first pic before I read the caption and thought I was looking at a Real Doll.

  49. Ann

    You know your pathetic when one of your bff is paris!!!

  50. Jules

    now that’s what I call a classy lady.

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