Katie “Jordan” Price made a promotional stop at Harrod’s for her newest children’s book “Mermaids and Pirates: Follow the Fish.” That’s right: Katie Price wrote a children’s book. The main characters of the book are Katie the Mermaid and Peter the Pirate – as in Peter Andre her husband. And she made him a pirate. Wow. Anyway, Katie keeps churning out novels like Stephen King if he were a stripper. I’m really curious who her publisher is because this guy is either legally retarded or an old pervert that’s mental for boobies. (No, it’s not me.) I’m talking a love so deep he doesn’t care about scarring children for life and therefore deserves the Nobel Prize. No, wait, make that two Nobel Prizes. And a Pulitzer. Yeah, one of those.
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That’s what we were thinking over here in Kowloon #53.
(Chung King Mansions 16th Floor – ring twice) Then we thought – but where’s the red hair ?
Any comments on Jesse’s Figure 4 leg lock on the Truth #53 ?
Or are you a typical ‘don’t give a shit’ moron ?
(no offense – this is for polling purposes only)
Wow Princess Ariel really let herself go.
So. # 55 I know you weren’t expecting it.
But ?
Inside Job ?
( U American ?)
Any comments on Jesse’s ‘Figure 4 leg lock on the Truth ‘ ?
(And don’t get me even started on the ‘pile-driver’;…
I mean please)
Ok so its a children’s book. Somehow I can’t see little kids getting excited over a glamorous and ritzy book launch by a pimped up celebrity.
Blondie Memaids
So. Joe. #58.
So. MS Joe #58 ‘Blondie’
The 11th day of every month ?
Co-incidence ? Or what ? Stonehenge ? Etc.
Inside job ?
Cliff Notes : Is that Mandarin Knee ?
I can only guess that she’s selling books to paedophiles. The skanky cock-sucking whore outfit is to persuade all the little girls that it’s ok to dress up like that for Uncle’s ‘Little Secret’ nights.
So Amber.
Clicked your link and got a ‘all about loans’ banking site.
So. Having any problems with the free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure type thing?
The Dancing Israelis ( those zany guys) etc ?
Over here in Hong Kong we call you…
…well…
nice day Joe….
# 61 katei.
Inside job ?
I just wish we could have more unintelligible jibberish posted. Really we definetly need more. You know who u are crazies, keep that tourette’s inspired jibber jab comin’…
She could stank up my aquarium any day…
what is that?
HA, HA, HA. HA, HA, HO, HO, HU, HU, HI, HI, HA, HA, HA, HE, HE, HA, HA, HA!!!!katie price?
PLEASE MAN, get yourself together, will ya!!
Is that book on the left titled “Tuna For Picnic”? Gee, that doesn’t sound like a children’s book to me.
Oh SHIT! It’s titled “Tuna for A Pirate”!!!! DAMN, now I know that ain’t no children’s book!!!!!!!!!
She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on “SeekingRich.com”
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.
who is the broad? There’s so many things wrong with this situation… where to begin?? Somebody clearly attached that poodle to her head so im wondering why her makeup team thought a delicious orangy shimmer just to the jaw line would compliment the pale fleshtone nylon covering covering her stomach. The whorebags have come out into daylight now and are trying to get our children!!
Cute women fish.