Look, everybody, it’s the mentally-challenged yet awesomely augmented superhero Valentine’s Girl! Yay! She’s here to ward off loneliness and broken hearts with a barrage of nipples. Also she’s wielding her, uh, trusty baton covered in tin-foil. I have no fucking clue but God bless her retarded heart. Thanks, Valentine’s Girl!
NOTE: These are actually NSFW shots of British TV personality Katie “Jordan” Price at a book-signing this morning for her third autobiography “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit.” I had no idea her life required not one but three novels. Yet somehow none of them are part of Oprah’s Book Club. What a travesty.
Photos: Getty Images
sportsdvl | February 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Now that’s what Valentine’s Day is all about!
EuroNeckPain | February 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Fiirst !
She looks like Lio.
a | February 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
i luvvv her stitched-on nipples.
jenny | February 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
first!
haha she has fake boobs
sportsdvl | February 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
#2 & 4, you are both losers
Mal Gusto | February 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Nice scars…feh.
D. Richards (Slut.) | February 14, 2008 at 4:53 pm
What kind of wretched beast am I looking at here?
Whatever it is, it’s over forty.
Andy | February 14, 2008 at 4:53 pm
At least she knows what women are good for.
my comment | February 14, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I want to wear that same outfit at my own book launch party.
Violet | February 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Gross, you can see the Frankentit scars on her nipples.
Eww | February 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Ewww! Why is she hiding cantaloupes with salami stiched to them under her corset??
Whinnyhouse | February 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
She’s had a nose job!!! I hate those breasts – disgusting and you can see where her nipples have been sewn back on – nice. Trashy, vulgar and low down whore, cannot stand her.
p911gt10c | February 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
#5, thanks for sayin it for me.
Rufus | February 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm
She need better razor to shave arm pits, yukie!
Jimbo | February 14, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I hope the sutures worked or my teeth will rip that nipple out by its roots.
sara | February 14, 2008 at 5:10 pm
oh my GOD you CAN see that they’ve been stitched on… that is really horrifying. great argument against fake breasticles.
honest and infected | February 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm
i would eat the peanuts ….
the rest of you are shrivel dicked liars
Cap'n Pickles | February 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Screw the sutures. I would still fuck frankentits! I would even let her husband watch. Although he better keep his tongue away from my ass. Looks like he has a little sugar in the tank.
Whinnyhouse | February 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
@7 you are wrong she’s under 30!
Utley | February 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’d bend her over and pound her ass without so much as a look at her boobs. Just to fuck with her mind. Well…also because I enjoy sex much more when the girl finds it painful :)
Tara Reid | February 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
She’s not even drunk! What a fucking whore.
Auntie Kryst | February 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Honestly, I don’t think she looks that bad. This uberwhore used to be an freaky orangey superslut. I think the brunette hair cuts down the skank factor a bit. I guess I miss the Wonder Woman TV show. Shit, I’m even saying these nice words about a filthy inbred limey tramp. WTF is wrong with me?
Donkey Ass | February 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
#20 That’s weird dude. I enjoy sex when she cums her brains out. So making sure she reaches max pleasure works for me. I’m betting you aren’t too successful in getting call backs.
Quavis | February 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples!
Quavis | February 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples! I’d still hit it!!!
Utley | February 14, 2008 at 5:29 pm
#23 – stop kissing up, sensitive dude. Nobody’s impressed.
deaconjones | February 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@ Pic 2
Niiiiice, stiches around the nipple, Frankenstein style, just what every guy wants to put his mouth on, dumb cunt
whore of the office and whatnot | February 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
22- hahahaha auntie!
kate | February 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
She had a breast reduction over Christmas. You never would have thought it!!!
deaconjones | February 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
HAHAHAHHA!
Look at her arm pits in Pic 7, it looks like someone stuck two used pussies under her arms, fucking NASTY!
Best nip slip ever | February 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Well its pretty good. the wacky franken nips are strange. Still whatever I’d wack it to her
Jimbo | February 14, 2008 at 5:45 pm
@30 who the hell is looking at her arm pits? You must be a homo!!
blp | February 14, 2008 at 5:52 pm
She looks better than she used to alright, but I still don’t like the skank. My little sister and loads of other easily entertained people buys her books. She’s a bad role model, surely us Brits have someone better looking and less slutty to show the world?
My penis | February 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm
#33 – no, it’s either this plastic cunt or Amy Winehouse. Thanks a lot.
Jimbo | February 14, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@33 Would that be Camilla Parker Bowles, Dutches of Cornwall??
John Kerry | February 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Damn, I’m her age and she looks all beat to hell, like almost 40. I mean, look at her skin, it’s full of age spots. And the frankenboob, just horrible.
Janine | February 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
To: # 20 Utley:
You sound like a scary RAPIST. Seriously, I am scared of you. Stop watching so much porn, because you are losing touch with reality, you dumb, sick son of a bitch!!!!!! P.S. Mommy issues much???? There are probably not many even somewhat attractive women that would even consider having sex with you, let alone any call backs. You suck, scary RAPIST!!!!!!!
Janine | February 14, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Thank you for this lovely valentine’s treat. Seriously, how many brain cells is she missing by not realizing that her nip is showing? I guess she lost all sensitivity in them from her numerous breast jobs. On the plus side, she looks way better with dark hair and less ridiculously large boobs.
sva1994 | February 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I had no idea her life required not one but three novels.
I had no idea that novels and autobiographies were the same thing.
Say a lot about the webmaster’s literacy.
ellybell | February 14, 2008 at 6:27 pm
wow superfish what’s with the increased number of updates today? you’re a real goer today. (i’m just feeding you the inuendo now. it’s a valentine’s gift)
Utley | February 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
#37 – Janine – thanks! That meant a lot, especially on Valentine’s Day!
So…are you hot? Face isn’t critical by any means – if you’re kind of a grimbo, but with a tight body, as you know already I’m quite ready to face you the other way and have at it. All the better for the hair-pulling!
I await your response!
p.s. No Fatties.
Ted from LA | February 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm
For those of you hoping to fuck this pig, you’re wasting your time. She’s already booked to Storm Cat.
Janine, I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Clem | February 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I love how everyone seems to dislike her, more chance of me hittin it!
She’s gorgeous and I would knock the back out of it in a heartbeat….probly take that long too!
FreeJose | February 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Sheesh. She used to be beautiful. I wouldn’t have even recognized her now with all the surgical tweaks and botox and whatever. Time to put her down like Barbaro.
Jennifer | February 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm
She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
creamcorn | February 14, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I cannot believe all of you losers that post these ugly comments . I am willing to wager a can on corn that all of the females that post are overweight, acne prone, pot bellied pigs that reek of fish. I bet you don’t have a man in your life and if you do, he’s probably a monster with a bugger nose. You wish you look like half of the women that are pictured here. Those rich bitches would run circles around you freakin trolls!
And the guys who say all of that BS like she’s gross and I wouldn’t do her! yeah right…. Living in mommie’s house/basement with nothing else to do when you leave those minimum wage jobs but to put down people who wouldn’t wipe their feet on your Sunday best !!! Yeah BITCHES, I said it!
Laudanum | February 14, 2008 at 7:14 pm
AHAHAHA! She’s wearing a cape! A sodding CAPE! *snorts*
I love that sheepish look she has as she’s hoicking up her shitilly-made top
Made of Win | February 14, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Not to get in the middle of a possible hook-up, but damnit Utley, that’s the hardest I have laughed in days.
I’ve never heard of this human. Her tits are ginormous, but she looks like definite eye candy for men, lesbians or bi people. I’m none of those.
I’ll remember this picture for the next time I wear my Predator outfit without nipple covers.
Lou | February 14, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Worst boob job ever…her nipples are all stitched up. Better choose another butcher, next time.
Ron | February 14, 2008 at 7:41 pm
#4 is a fucking genius.