Happy Valentine’s Day!

Now that’s what Valentine’s Day is all about!

Fiirst !
She looks like Lio.

i luvvv her stitched-on nipples.

first!
haha she has fake boobs

#2 & 4, you are both losers

Nice scars…feh.

What kind of wretched beast am I looking at here?

Whatever it is, it’s over forty.

At least she knows what women are good for.

I want to wear that same outfit at my own book launch party.

Gross, you can see the Frankentit scars on her nipples.

Ewww! Why is she hiding cantaloupes with salami stiched to them under her corset??

She’s had a nose job!!! I hate those breasts – disgusting and you can see where her nipples have been sewn back on – nice. Trashy, vulgar and low down whore, cannot stand her.

#5, thanks for sayin it for me.

She need better razor to shave arm pits, yukie!

I hope the sutures worked or my teeth will rip that nipple out by its roots.

oh my GOD you CAN see that they’ve been stitched on… that is really horrifying. great argument against fake breasticles.

i would eat the peanuts ….

the rest of you are shrivel dicked liars

Screw the sutures. I would still fuck frankentits! I would even let her husband watch. Although he better keep his tongue away from my ass. Looks like he has a little sugar in the tank.

@7 you are wrong she’s under 30!

I’d bend her over and pound her ass without so much as a look at her boobs. Just to fuck with her mind. Well…also because I enjoy sex much more when the girl finds it painful :)

She’s not even drunk! What a fucking whore.

Honestly, I don’t think she looks that bad. This uberwhore used to be an freaky orangey superslut. I think the brunette hair cuts down the skank factor a bit. I guess I miss the Wonder Woman TV show. Shit, I’m even saying these nice words about a filthy inbred limey tramp. WTF is wrong with me?

#20 That’s weird dude. I enjoy sex when she cums her brains out. So making sure she reaches max pleasure works for me. I’m betting you aren’t too successful in getting call backs.

Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples!

Look at the stiching scares around the nips. Frankensein nipples! I’d still hit it!!!

#23 – stop kissing up, sensitive dude. Nobody’s impressed.

@ Pic 2

Niiiiice, stiches around the nipple, Frankenstein style, just what every guy wants to put his mouth on, dumb cunt

22- hahahaha auntie!

She had a breast reduction over Christmas. You never would have thought it!!!

HAHAHAHHA!

Look at her arm pits in Pic 7, it looks like someone stuck two used pussies under her arms, fucking NASTY!

Well its pretty good. the wacky franken nips are strange. Still whatever I’d wack it to her

@30 who the hell is looking at her arm pits? You must be a homo!!

She looks better than she used to alright, but I still don’t like the skank. My little sister and loads of other easily entertained people buys her books. She’s a bad role model, surely us Brits have someone better looking and less slutty to show the world?

#33 – no, it’s either this plastic cunt or Amy Winehouse. Thanks a lot.

@33 Would that be Camilla Parker Bowles, Dutches of Cornwall??

Damn, I’m her age and she looks all beat to hell, like almost 40. I mean, look at her skin, it’s full of age spots. And the frankenboob, just horrible.

To: # 20 Utley:
You sound like a scary RAPIST. Seriously, I am scared of you. Stop watching so much porn, because you are losing touch with reality, you dumb, sick son of a bitch!!!!!! P.S. Mommy issues much???? There are probably not many even somewhat attractive women that would even consider having sex with you, let alone any call backs. You suck, scary RAPIST!!!!!!!

Thank you for this lovely valentine’s treat. Seriously, how many brain cells is she missing by not realizing that her nip is showing? I guess she lost all sensitivity in them from her numerous breast jobs. On the plus side, she looks way better with dark hair and less ridiculously large boobs.

I had no idea her life required not one but three novels.

I had no idea that novels and autobiographies were the same thing.

Say a lot about the webmaster’s literacy.

wow superfish what’s with the increased number of updates today? you’re a real goer today. (i’m just feeding you the inuendo now. it’s a valentine’s gift)

#37 – Janine – thanks! That meant a lot, especially on Valentine’s Day!

So…are you hot? Face isn’t critical by any means – if you’re kind of a grimbo, but with a tight body, as you know already I’m quite ready to face you the other way and have at it. All the better for the hair-pulling!

I await your response!

p.s. No Fatties.

For those of you hoping to fuck this pig, you’re wasting your time. She’s already booked to Storm Cat.

Janine, I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

I love how everyone seems to dislike her, more chance of me hittin it!
She’s gorgeous and I would knock the back out of it in a heartbeat….probly take that long too!

Sheesh. She used to be beautiful. I wouldn’t have even recognized her now with all the surgical tweaks and botox and whatever. Time to put her down like Barbaro.

She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

I cannot believe all of you losers that post these ugly comments . I am willing to wager a can on corn that all of the females that post are overweight, acne prone, pot bellied pigs that reek of fish. I bet you don’t have a man in your life and if you do, he’s probably a monster with a bugger nose. You wish you look like half of the women that are pictured here. Those rich bitches would run circles around you freakin trolls!
And the guys who say all of that BS like she’s gross and I wouldn’t do her! yeah right…. Living in mommie’s house/basement with nothing else to do when you leave those minimum wage jobs but to put down people who wouldn’t wipe their feet on your Sunday best !!! Yeah BITCHES, I said it!

AHAHAHA! She’s wearing a cape! A sodding CAPE! *snorts*
I love that sheepish look she has as she’s hoicking up her shitilly-made top

Not to get in the middle of a possible hook-up, but damnit Utley, that’s the hardest I have laughed in days.

I’ve never heard of this human. Her tits are ginormous, but she looks like definite eye candy for men, lesbians or bi people. I’m none of those.

I’ll remember this picture for the next time I wear my Predator outfit without nipple covers.

Worst boob job ever…her nipples are all stitched up. Better choose another butcher, next time.

#4 is a fucking genius.