Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new fragrance “Besotted” yesterday and somehow opted to look uncharacteristically hot as opposed to her usual look: Goddamn retarded.
Always do this. Never do anything but this. Whatever thought process was involved write it down, carve it stone, tattoo it on your children’s heads; I don’t care. Just do this.
I know you’re tempted to respond or, I dunno, eat a sandwich, but again, THIS.
Not secretly gay like your husband just sayin’,
The Superficial Writer