Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new fragrance “Besotted” yesterday and somehow opted to look uncharacteristically hot as opposed to her usual look: Goddamn retarded.
Dear Katie,
Always do this. Never do anything but this. Whatever thought process was involved write it down, carve it stone, tattoo it on your children’s heads; I don’t care. Just do this.
I know you’re tempted to respond or, I dunno, eat a sandwich, but again, THIS.
Not secretly gay like your husband just sayin’,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. THIS!
Photos: Splash News
Mike Oxbhig | September 24, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like a fish market.
Ali Saee | September 24, 2008 at 5:33 pm
This good but for more interesting stuff check out
http://www.recklessreality.com
jared | September 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Holy Shit!!! she’s wearing clothes
http://www.beerngolf.com
Randal | September 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Nice to see you about Katie. Haven’t heard that much from you since 2001 when you ran as a candidate in Stretford and Urmston during the British General Election.
No doubt your fragrance Besotted will do just as well, if not better than your overall book sales from Being Jordan, a great read by the way, thanks.
Still looking good though, as always.
Randal
stizzef | September 24, 2008 at 5:43 pm
She’s nasty, and her juggs are ridiculous.
lulu | September 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm
jesus, her giant fake tits are enormous. too bad she’s a horse-fucking cunt. i dunno if she really fucks horses but it looks like she does.
You know who else is looking attractive? | September 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Today at the UN:
“Pakistan’s recently-elected president, Asif Ali Zardari, entered the room seconds later. Palin rose to shake his hand, saying she was “honored” to meet him. Zardari then called her “gorgeous” and said: “Now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you.” “You are so nice,” Palin said, smiling. “Thank you.” A handler from Zardari’s entourage then told the two politicians to keep shaking hands for the cameras. “If he’s insisting, I might hug,” Zardari said. Palin smiled politely.”
Sure. She’d make a great commander in chief. Leaders of foreign countries would take her very, very, very seriously. At least in a “hey, nice tits!” sense.
Come on, be honest, even you libril-commie-pinko-hatin’ reactionary Repugs: you knew they wouldn’t take her seriously, didn’t you? This is a preview of what would happen if McCain were elected then croaked, and let’s just say that’s not exactly a long shot (he’s showing signs of dementia already).
Oh, and of course, no reporters were allowed to watch any of the actual meeting or ask Palin questions afterward. Because, you know, she’s just out of school for a couple of days on a field trip to the UN to get yearbook pictures and stuff.
Rough Daddy | September 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Has the superficial change writers? I would nt know i only focus on what i post….
btw those Brittish imports are so annoying…
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 24, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I don’t quite get this chick. Sometimes she makes me so hard that I have to whack off just to sit down. Other times I see her and want to eat a bag of Cheetos. I just dont get it
me | September 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm
who?
Zee Brat | September 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm
She looks like every Second Life character, ever.
Nicole Z. | September 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Nice synthetic wig.
ummm...yeah | September 24, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Randal…STFU!
yikes | September 24, 2008 at 6:36 pm
agreed #12. The wig looks awful. What the hell is this person famous for?
ella | September 24, 2008 at 6:49 pm
i think she looks a little better than normal b/c she’s not over-spraytanned for a change. the wig looks silly. she could be pretty if she’d quit trying so hard
Jimbo | September 24, 2008 at 7:02 pm
@14 Her big tits!!
britney's weave | September 24, 2008 at 7:12 pm
do guys get bruises on their faces from motorboating those things? they appear to have the consistency of bowling balls.
Jimbo | September 24, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Yes, but they are happy bruises..
Binky | September 24, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Thanks Jimbo – (I was beginning to think she was in The Royal Family.)
syn | September 24, 2008 at 7:51 pm
#1 –
Mike…thanks for providing more evidence that MoveOn.org is full of assholes and idiots. Much appreciated.
jlylec | September 24, 2008 at 8:31 pm
@1 hey oxb…not sure if you noticed but this is a place to come see titties and read about the dumb-ass celebrities we love to hate for no reason. go peddle your stupid somewhere else. nobody cares about dumb-ass palin, obama, or anything else important around here…get lost.
SATAN | September 24, 2008 at 8:39 pm
there was a time when i would’ve sacrificed the entire future of my tastebuds just to slather her twat with my tongue-water before gettin balls-deep in her asshole.
Amy | September 24, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Let’s pray for mimi
Alicat | September 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Traditional look being what, skanky?
Why does this chick try so hard? She would be pretty if she wasn’t so fake…
i <3 Halloween! | September 24, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Although she does look better here, I think she looked 10 times better before all the plastic surgery…
Binky | September 24, 2008 at 10:17 pm
And in other news – So I’m watching this David Blaine: Dive of Death ™ thing and the guy is hanging there moving his head and everything. Where’s the death ? Why else would we tune in ? Hey – he’s even talking now. From what height are they going to drop him ?
The only things scarier than this ‘Dive of Death’ are the people this guy meets when he does the card tricks thing.
Binky | September 24, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Her giant fake implants have been so smooched together with duck tape and a tight bra that if you look closely at the pictures you can see green and yellow bruises on her boobies, so disgusting.
Rational Rick | September 24, 2008 at 10:36 pm
She Looks SCARY !!! a bit of Amy Winehouse is also there
XOXO
Binky | September 24, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Humm…that #27 one wasn’t me – I’ve got a troll again.
Why do we bother giving an e-mail Fish ?
Melissa | September 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm
besotted:
Adjective
1. having an irrational passion for a person or thing
2. stupefied with alcohol
I just thought I’d point that out. The perfect perfume for the lady whose only known position in life is either on her knees or on her back.
Tony Alamo | September 25, 2008 at 12:13 am
Let us prey.
Amen
Spencer Pratt, Tom Cruise & Clay Aiken Love the Cock
gerard Vandenberg | September 25, 2008 at 12:33 am
What happened to america today?
Where is the taste of good life?
America is dependant on british ex-prostitutes?
HOW LOW CAN THE U.S.A. GO?
Mr. Knievel | September 25, 2008 at 2:14 am
She looks so plastic, like a wax dummy or a realdoll. Creepy, but I’d hit it.
The answer to #29's question is . . . | September 25, 2008 at 3:41 am
. . . that we give an email because anybody who is too stupid to include a @ symbol in a list of crap characters is even less capable of making a good post than the ovine ‘tards who already post here are.
It separates the shit from the crap.
godiva | September 25, 2008 at 5:13 am
we’re all so lucky
unlike these people:
http://listverse.com/crime/7-terrible-abuses-suffered-by-women-around-the-world/
kikylove | September 25, 2008 at 5:52 am
nice story…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lidia | September 25, 2008 at 8:50 am
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gotmilk? | September 25, 2008 at 8:53 am
wtf is she doing? trying out for the spot of Tinkerbelle at Disney?
a Woman | September 25, 2008 at 9:25 am
I don’t think we’re looking at a human being, here. Everything about her looks completely fake.
Binky | September 25, 2008 at 11:24 am
Whoa–#29. Cut it out Troll. I stand by what I said–those boobs are disgusting.
superstar | September 25, 2008 at 11:27 am
She’s on every magazine almost in the UK :( Such a whore who doesn’t eat to get attention.
We have better celebs than this U.S.A ;) So stop thinking we have ex- prostitutes as celebrities >:|
missywissy | September 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Who will Sarah Palin pick as her VP when McCain croaks? Or should I ask, I wonder who the Republicans will pick for her being the candidates are not allowed to make their own decisions?
By the way, didn’t think fake tits could get any worse than Pamela Anderson’s. This Katie Price looks absolutely plastic. Even her hair looks like it came out of a plastic factory in China. I’ll be glad when realalistic looking women is “in style”. The women in playboy in the 80′s were much more sensual than these manufactored broads are now. Sarah Palin has a manufactored brain.
tommy salami | September 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
i hate a broad with crusty feet and heels…….. its called a ped egg u nasty twat
HorribleJudgment | September 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I have no idea who this woman is. All I can see is that she’s wearing a wig, she has implants the size of fucking Texas, and she’s had a ton of plastic surgery on her face. Goody.
George Washington | September 25, 2008 at 10:24 pm
@ 42
1) Third in line for the presidency is the Speaker of The House at that time and it can be either party. This time it would be Nancy Pelosi which should make you very happy for she is a dipshit such as yourself.
2) In the 80′s there was no photo shop and fake tits were much more expensive.
3) From your comments you appear to be the proud beholder of the manufactured brain.
4) I for one am glad the U.S will never have to worry about you being third inline for the presidency.
Keena | September 26, 2008 at 12:59 am
Hot? Is that what that is?
adg | May 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
DAAAAM DAT BITCH IZ FINE!!!!