Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie “Jordan” Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I’m in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children’s book or a new installment in her 20,000 volume autobiography, Katie wrote “an explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity,” according to the book’s Amazon UK page.
How does Katie Price manage to write a new book every 2-3 months? It seems like she spends most of her time trying to design costumes for the sole purpose of making my penis cry. On that note, keep fixing the tiara, Katie. Because that’s exactly what’s going wrong here.
Photos: Splash News
jim | July 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
what a disgusting thing (’cause at this point she ain’t a human being)
FRIST | July 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm
?????FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh sparkly vajayjay!
Majek | July 17, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I just like the pic where she’s “covering” her crotchal…. it’s like a Bizarre Jay-Z reference…. “HOV!!!”
Randal | July 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
There’s a certain misconception when we think of Katie Price. Not many know about her fine detail in literature because not that many can get beyond her drop dead beautiful features.
Her books sell like hot cakes fresh from the oven and for good reason. Pick up one today and give it a read, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
On that note, I’m gone for a full week, so all of you regulars and not-so-regulars, take care and enjoy the summer!
Hive fives to the guys, hugs to the ladies.
Randal
Sportsdvl | July 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm
We all know the bitch can’t read, not ’cause she’s illiterate but because she can’t hold a book and see it due to her massive jugs!
aunutt | July 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
the price
is definitely
not right
havoc | July 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I have no idea who this person is…..
.
Crisphy Nanos | July 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I’d motorboat her babaloons any day of the year and I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.
veggi | July 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I bet if I had rotten teeth and lived in a stagnant class-bound society I’d be really interested in this story.
pistola | July 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i have a feeling she’d actually be pretty if u stripped her down of everything fake: breasts, spray tan, 10 lbs. of makeup, weird costume, etc… but i could be wrong. i guess it’s hard to say.
mamadough | July 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm
he pulls off the “sparkly fag” look pretty well, doesn’t he?
mafme | July 17, 2008 at 6:40 pm
She shouldn’t let drag queens dress her. This is a woman, isn’t it? I’m never sure anymore, especially when it’s wrapped up as flamboyantly as this.
nostrils | July 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
She should stop. I cant believe she thinks she’s hot.
leng | July 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm
hohoho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,beautiful woman!!!!!!!!!!!!But I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ???http://www.S u g a r d a d d y C o n n e c t. c o m??? last week………. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sell Porn Make Money | July 17, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Great Rack though.
Dorito Man | July 17, 2008 at 11:48 pm
She looks like a tranny. ffs..
anonymous | July 18, 2008 at 6:36 am
she looks like a turd wrapped in tin foil.
cookie monsta | July 18, 2008 at 7:29 am
s l o w n e w s d a y ? this idiot shits me fish, for fuxake, have someone shoot her for me please !!!
gerard Vandenberg | July 18, 2008 at 8:00 am
I’m asking myself the next question:
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE REALLY LIKE HER?
A | July 18, 2008 at 8:28 am
WTF is she wearing? Geez, is she wearing enough makeup? She looks awful.
lexatron | July 18, 2008 at 8:32 am
Why is it that every time an American runs out of insults about the British they resort to ‘Hurrhurr they have bad teeth hurrrdurrr’ ? I’m honestly intrigued.
Seeing as we have an NHS dentistry service which is either free or very cheap we probably have better teeth than most Americans…discounting people like Heidi Montag whose teeth can be seen from space.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 18, 2008 at 8:35 am
I’d want to be sitting next to her if my airplane ever went down, because I’d use her as a flotation device.
Jumpin_J | July 18, 2008 at 8:50 am
Somehow looking at her, I’m amazed I’m not paying any attention to her teeth. Can’t figure out why. Is it… no it’s not that…. oh, it’s… noooo… oh! I get it!
BOOOOOOBZ!!!!
Lola | July 18, 2008 at 10:14 am
she needs to take her ugly ass home and take care of her retarded and blind kids with her 3 different baby daddies…. how the hell could this piece of walking joke ever have been a supermodel? who even cares…. i’m sure she’s getting karma back for all the abortions she’s had….. ugly fake ass child killer.. british trash
Lipper | July 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
Frankenfurter called. He wants his stinking clothes back, bitch.
joho777 | July 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
Her tiara is about three sizes too big for her head. But it would probably fit one of her boobs.
What is she hiding with all that makeup? It is really a guy? or what?
Diana | July 18, 2008 at 10:44 am
Who is she? Do I have to buy her book to find out? Second thought-never mind, I don’t care.
Chupacabra | July 18, 2008 at 10:50 am
that “lady” (loosely termed) makes circa 1970′s dolly parton look amish.
amee | July 18, 2008 at 11:25 am
lol @ no 17-was gonna say somthing but theres no point now i can’t top that! :D
Daniel | July 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm
How many books does this goofy bitch have!?!?
Netsurfer | July 18, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Who the hell is Katie Price?
Melissa | July 19, 2008 at 12:14 am
this is what WonderWoman would look like if she was a dude dressed in drag.
Dani | July 19, 2008 at 4:52 pm
who the fuck dressed that bitch?!
Dani | July 19, 2008 at 4:52 pm
who the fuck dressed that bitch?!
Katty | July 20, 2008 at 10:50 am
She is cool!Her sexy pictures and blogs were found on the site named”"Millionaire4me.com”"”It is said she is attracting a millionaire young man.Wow,sexy pictures.
Katty | July 20, 2008 at 10:50 am
She is cool!Her sexy pictures and blogs were found on the site named”"Millionaire4me.com”"”It is said she is attracting a millionaire young man.Wow,sexy pictures.
Katrina | July 20, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I though Katie Price was WHITE? Why in the hell is she trying to pass for an exotic woman with that overdone ass tan? You are NOT exotic Katie! You are the typical white fake boobed woman every guy wants to sex NOT marry!
mankey | July 21, 2008 at 7:02 am
@21, lexatron, cos we Americans are the dumbest muthafuckas on the planet.
lambman | July 21, 2008 at 10:45 pm
she used to have bigger implants believe it or not, motherhood has toned her down
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babii girl | June 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm
katie price is just so stunning and all her books are ace, especially her biographies, i loved her ever since i been 11, she just so amazing and her kids are gawjus… and people she is no goofy bitch, and if u dnt no who she is then ur not i this world.xxx ly katie.xxxxxxxx
babii girl | June 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
OMG NUMBER 24 HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT SHE DIDNT ASKED FOR HER SON (HARVEY) TO BE BORN WITH A DISABILITY , IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE AND I THINK SHE COPES REALLY WELL WITH HIM. ALSO HOW WOULD U FEEL IF U HAVE A SON/DAUGHTER LIKE THAT, WELL I HOPE U DO U NO WOT THEY SAY WOT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.ALSO SHE MAKES A PRETTY WONDERFUL MODEL ADN SHE SO FUNNY HER PROGRAMS ARE ENTERTAINING. AND HOW DO YOU NO HOW MANY ABORTIONS SHE HAS HAD PERCISELY U DONT AND SHE ONLY HAS 1 DIFFERENT DAD TO HER KIDS NOT 3 SO U NEED TO GET YA FACTS RIGHT B U GO ROUND STARTING SOMETHING .. I LUV U KATIE PRICE.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Bex | July 31, 2009 at 9:34 am
Just reading some comments youse americans have put down. I can catergorically state you are NOT dumb. You have seen through this egotistical self centred bitter old woman in a matter of months, it took the British population TEN YEARS!!! (ten years too long for me!) She has had misfortune (such as her disabled son) but it hasn’t stopped her plastering his poor face all over british glossy magazines throughout the entirity of his life (what choice did He have in his privacy and dignity?) and dragging her children through endless reality shows where we got to see her slating her poor husband to the nth degree ( example :- your a f88king old singer that no ones cares about? well she married him!) She’s done well in the fact that she has found someone to write her books, sell her perfume and Bra ranges now I think she needs to slip away quietly. The British public have had enough and want their money back!