Katie Price is very lumpy

She used to pose topless for a cheap retarded newspaper, and she called her self Jordan.

She doesn’t do it any more and she tries to tell everyone not to call her that any more.

@48, I think Blinky sounds better. I say we stick with that.

And I’m standing on the side of covering up pregnant bellies. I think that they are adorable and all……but come on, why does the public have to be subjected to everything you have to offer? And before some 13 y/o unwed mother tells me to “Stop looking if I don’t like it.” I should just let you know that when you see some busted shit like this it’s damned hard NOT to look. Also, quit giving your children fucked up names that you think make them sound unique and really only sound ghetto. Nobody is going to hire Chardonnay Day-Vonna Fairelynn as their stock broker. Hell, even my deceased baby-mama had the decency to saddle our offspring with a somewhat normal sounding name. And she was high throughout the whole damned pregnancy.

Oh, and this jordan person is a hideous troll.

(Blinky was my long lost cousin. He was a dink who could never keep his eyes shut)
( And I assume #52 that this is – after your homework – and a post-modern type thing)

Not only haven’t I done the homework assigned here, I’m dragging my feet on the homework I’m supposed to turn in tomorrow. I’ve got instructors everywhere mad at me. Can I just take the out of school suspension?

Also Binky, since we have the joint to ourselves…. what do you think of the chick in the Bally fitness advert up on top? I say nice body but a little too mushy to be in a bikini. Your thoughts?

Katie Price is no where near as bad as the American trash we have to put up with… Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise, snoop ‘i’ve finally been banned from Britain’ dogg.

They’re all idiot pillocks.

She’s called Jordan because her tits are actually the size of the country Jordan.

Are we blaming her for 9/11 now? These comments are a little confusing. I wouldn’t put it past her to be honest. She probably took her first kid up onto the 400th floor and the fucker just collapsed under the weight.

It was either her or y’know those big flying things that twatted into the side of them full of aviation fuel, but my money’s on Jordan.

Keep watching the skies people. Or not. A couple of us keep an eye on Jordan too.

PLEASE stop with the British celebs on here!! I hate Jordan and her fake tits do I have to see them on my dirty secret website too?? C’mon I want YANK celeb filth not homegrown filth! and my the way, this is an UGLY bird, shes not even pretty. No more Jordan the topless tart!

#27 certainly you speak the truth but basically this is not new information. George Orwell’s 1984 was written around the early 1900′s and has been true for a long time. Want more? Try Robert Anton Wilson’s Final Secret of the Illuminati. Knowing you’ve been had and being able to do something about it are two different things. My Dad was a very wise man and a history teacher. He said (1) pick your battles. If you pick this one, I wish you luck my friend. (2) with anything in history, you know what they (governments) wanted because you know what they got. Therefore, we know the US wanted a fight with Afghanistan/Iraq (and they with us) but why?? (3)if you want to know a reason, look for the money. People say Bush was upset that his Daddy got insulted by Saddam. Bullshit. Public figures get insulted constantly. That’s a diversion. How did the US profit from this war?? I am still looking at that one….
You are a very interesting guy, but I come to this site to be obnoxious. I will watch the videos you suggested again and I watched as much as time would allow this first time (thanks much for the info!) but I really wanted to watch the one of the fat woman in a leopard skin bikini on the treadmill. You owe me.

Also – as long as you dumb ass male hos go around holding onto your junk, don’t say a damn word about pregnant bellies. It is easier to glance up and get hit with a pregnant belly any day than to glance up and see you so in love with your gentitals that you are holding onto them like someone gonna run up and steal them – dream on! just don’t make me look at it.

Binky – be at peace. Like the Sioux say, “we do not own the land, we only rent it from our children”. For the babies born just today, the political machinations to elect the president when they are of voting age are already in place. This may be as good as it gets. If some genius can think of a way to change this, I am all for him/her, but then there is the rest of the world to contend with (you cannot be a lamb amongst wolves and expect to survive)so, again, this may be as good as it gets. Enjoy your life.

I’m scared.

Thanks UK! Thanks a fucking lot! Please give us just one, just fucking ONE, decent ho from your cesspool of hags. Stop keeping both of the good looking ones to yourselves.

No idea who this ho’ is supposed to be. Anyway, she looks good, for some preggo pornos. She could also do some nice, classy, shit on face videos, I know a guy.

Ive never seen anything so disgusting in my life. Of course, i’m talking about the new text and page layout. Pregnant chicks are hot.

# 55 had to go to bed – and can’t find the bally ad. Must be a different cookie ad or something.
#59+ : Hopefully things will improve. It’s going to be a problem that gets harder and harder to ignore.
And no one expected ‘the internets’

Didn’t you see it on E last night?

“The Horrible Truth Behind Titty-Fucking: The Jordan Story”

There’s a baby in her boobies!

Hey “Blinky”
Just so you know, I’ve heard those conspiracys a while ago, but I never really paid attn. But I will watch the videos sometime this week.
_1984_ is my all time favorite book, so its not like I don’t think its plausable.

*conspiracies
*plausible

Does this get any trashier?

who is this ugly ho?

she looks like a chick with big boobs and a beer gut in that second picture. i think it’s time for a reduction lady.

Thanks for correcting my spelling Jillblondie. I really needed that?

STUPID, WHITE, COCKNEY TRASH.

#68 Its weird stuff.
Some of the info ,like some Loose Change junk seems like crap -but people like the engineer guy in Improbable Collapse, explain science as they know it, and are not really conspiracy types. He seems very credible.

MooMoo Buckaroo! It’s Abercrombie & fatbitch day on the Superfish.

She looks like she’s got more scars on her face than Danny Trejo and Seal combined.

Hmm, last I checked this is a dude that got his peeny turned into a taco.. =\

Katie Price already has a disabled black child called Harvey.
Her current husband is Peter Andre, an annoying singer from I think Australia who had one hit called mysterious girl over like 2000 years ago. They met at a game show – a jungle camp.

I think Katie started her *career* as a formula 1 girl. She tried to get it on with michael schumachers brother, but he fell asleep while she was trying really hard……poor girl or maybe not.

Hi guys, I’m from the U.K & I’ve gotta say I’m so sorry you’ve got to endure this woman and her whiny husband with contantly irritating ads for a crappy reality show thats just overrated. full stop. I don’t know why shes been sent over to you, I feel for you! She started out as a glamour model (not a porn star lol) and has recently tried a hand in singing (thanks to her husband Peter). I just find her annoying! Her face is always on the cover of O.K magazine titled with ‘my heartache’, ‘my breakdown’, ‘my shit!!!’ ggrr. Whats the point?!

#73 – she’s not cockney trash, you uneducated twat. She wasn’t born in London (capital of England).