Katie Price is hot? Nope, that’s a lie

October 25th, 2007 // 71 Comments
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English model/television personality Katie Price launched her new Jordan Haircare line today at Superdrug in London. I don’t think they used enough pink. I’ve somehow managed to not vomit. That being said, I’d like to thank the art director of this fantastic shoot. Now I finally know what Barbie would look like in real life – if she had epilepsy. Kudos.

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  1. uhnotpretty

    Not one person has made mention about her ugly, fat retarded son on that show of hers. He’s so gross…that’s what abortions are for you fucking whore!!

  2. ew

    he is gross. she was prob doing drugs and got pregnant from her drug dealer… thats how he happened.
    her tits are so fucking ugly, that shit can only wear fat ass ugly bra.
    she looks like a meth tranny with aids

  3. c

    Tranny Faye Baker

  4. Twig

    @ 51 and 52: its fair game having a go at Jordan for being an ugly tart, but having a go at a 5 year old child who happened to be born blind with severe special needs is the utmost in wankery. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

  5. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    Hagsville – delusional – old – ugly – should be shot from a cannon to the sun

  6. 52

    i do kinda feel bad:-/. i guess it isn’t his fault his mommy was prob doing drugs when she was preg.

  7. noodlez

    What the hell is that thing?

  8. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    52 – laughing my flipping head off.

  9. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    I mean 53 (sorry 52)

  10. Shallow Val

    If you REALLY look at her, you can tell that she’s not pretty at all…..

  11. jayla

    this is really disappointing, i’ve seen photos of katie price in the uk cosmo where she wasn’t all big hair and too much make up and the woman is actually quite pretty…she needs to fire her styliest immediately

  12. less ridiculous if

    i think she would be hotter as a single D cup, and if she had dark hair

  13. evil

    I don’t feel bad about commenting on her ugly, fat retarded kid. Why should I give a fuck about a fucked up piece of shit? The kid is fucking useless in society…what a waste of life, money and effort. You fucking know it’s true…you just don’t have the guts to admit it.

  14. Aidan

    puke!

  15. Batel

    What the fuck epilepsy had to do with it? :-/

  16. puke puke puke!

  17. Gloria

    she is lovely in this pink dress. but sometimes she is sexy, i heard that her profile on sugarcupid.com is popular .

  18. rl

    Yea to repeat no. 65 – what the hell are you talking about??? I have epilepsy and to be compared to Katie Price is fucking depressing

  19. Sally

    I cant believe how jealous you people are. Katie Price is a great business women & shes beautiful with or without make up.

    Pamela anderson is a ugly whore not her. Leave her alone, at least shes making more money then you are!!

    JEALOUSY KILLS !

  20. HELL NO!!!

    KAKIE PRICE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE LOOKS SO HORRIBLE, OH MY GOD SO SO SO FAKE, PLASTIC GIRL.
    A WORD OF ADVICE KATIE PALSTIC ABANDON YOUR GLAMOUR CAREER AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR KIDS AND HUSBAND!!!

    WAKE UP WOMAN STOP PUTTING PASTIC ON YOUR BODY!!!

    THIS IS NOT JEALOUSY, YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!

    GET SOME HELP

  21. SIMPLY WORDS, KATIE PRICE.

    YOU LOOK FUCKING DISGUSTING, GET SOME HELP AND STOP MAKING YOUNG GIRLS AND WOMEN THINK WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOUR BODY IS RIGHT AND OK, COS ITS NOT.

    STOP DECIEVING OUR YOUNG GENERATION PLEASE!!!!!!!

    AGAIN GET SOME HELP GIRL!!!!!!!

    YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUKING WHEN I SEE YOUR BODY!!!

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